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[Speevy]

 

[Deosier]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

We are one in the same. 🍛

 

[Messofanego]

I'm so lost on this trend lol

Never stuffed an eggplant up your arsehole? You haven't lived.

 

[Joey Fox]

📌✒️😰🍌😅

 

[Arkos]

👮🏿❤️🐵💩💩💩💩👊🏿🙊👅💩💩💩

You fell in love with a police man, bought a monkey, did some scat play, fisted the monkey which made him sad and ended up in a lot more scat play

 

[nrvalleytime]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[Messofanego]

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You got fisted by the police?

 

[ratcliffja]

Perfect.

 

[ElfArmy177]

I'm sure some people could top it... Like myself... But... I'd rather keep my kicky sex life to myself and my gf.. Lol

 

[DOWN]

👩😘💃💏👉😻👅😺😏👍👄🍌👫🚗🏡😋👌👈😓😫🙌🔊🏡🔊👮👮🚪😧👮👍😰👍👮👊😀👊🚪🔚

Met a chick and went home only to have a noise complaint

 

[Swordsman VII]

😏💕🐈😻🍆⭕️😹😹🍆💦🙀😩😦🔪🙀💀😏✈️🇲🇽

please please explain. how does knife fit into this lol

 

[Sifl]

I hope you don't invite people over for food at your house.

 

[Monocle]

🐱🔪💀📸🍳😛🐶🔪💀📸🍳😛👱💉📽⛓👊🗣🔨💀📸📸📸📸🍳😛💻

 

[Funyarinpa]

please please explain. how does knife fit into this lol

he slayed that pussy obviously

 

[Shun]

Hot passion in the snow, then later you took a shower together but the power went out and you didn't care?

I'd love to interpret some new ones but I think think the OP was too powerful for people.
Also I'm not seeing the emote after thefirst snowflake set.

Please please please tell us what this is. Does this thread go deeper?!?

No I just like that hot and cold tingling sensation. In the winter or snowing, do it to stay barely warm and appreciate the cold despite possibly getting sick. Very hot summer do it in an ice bath or something really cold.

That hot and cold sensation at the same time is nice.

 

[Orkidea]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Holy shit what

 

[TheYanger]

But that's nice that they didn't mind. Coitus interruptus though

Met a chick and went home only to have a noise complaint

Bravo, guess this is more legible than I hoped! Not an exciting story but emoji were hard to use.

 

[Hazaro]

By the way it's incredibly dangerous to go to sleep with something inside you (both of you) so don't do that in the future.
I know because of Love Line

 

[McSpidey]

"Someone else go next" just makes that post. It's icing on the naturally fermented cake.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Wtf, Shun. Why, why would you eat afterwards

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No, it's not just watching porn, nor is it porn related.

You like streaming yourselves online?

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Got a stripper into your room, you liked her so much that you started taking pictures, she realized and called the cops?

 

[Karl Hawk]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Lame.

I won't be impressed until someone puts a pig's eye in his arse

 

[War Peaceman]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

WHAT THE FUCK

there isn't just one weirdo doing this fuckery THERE ARE TWO. YOU FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO WOULD DO THIS? HOW

 

[dofry]

Wtf, Shun. Why, why would you eat afterwards



You like streaming yourselves online?



Got a stripper into your room, you liked her so much that you started taking pictures, she realized and called the cops?

It's a bit harder because it references a news story and not an actual event I did. Would be a bit easier if I could replace the bed with a street emoji.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

There comes a point when it's so weird that it's not even kinky, it's just weird. I can get down with some shit, but what even is this?

 

[Deleted member 80556]

It's a bit harder because it references a news story and not an actual event I did. Would be a bit easier if I could replace the bed with a street emoji.

This is that stripper story, isn't it? Lmao.

 

[UFO]

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Something me and my girlfriend tried recently.

If not allowed or too obscene, mods may lock under their discretion.

Someone you loved, in your house, 69ing, you ate her strawberry while she gave you a hand job until you cried, you both loved it, she ate your cum, you have a micro-penis, can't tell what the white thing is.

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You fell in love with your cat, you stuck your dick up it's butt until it cried, you stuck your dick up it's butt again into it really cried, you felt bad so you killed it, you fucked the dead cat corpse and flew to Spain.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Someone you loved, in your house, 69ing, you ate her strawberry while she gave you a hand job until you cried, you both loved it, she ate your cum, you have a micro-penis, can't tell what the white thing is.

Oh you have no idea:

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[MThanded]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[Fliesen]

#animeavatars

Yup.

Threads like this one ...
Some of you guys are just ... more "interesting" than i can handle.

 

[SeroTyler]

💿🍆💿😩💦😝

 

[GrizzNKev]

📥🐬💓👦✊✊✊😤💦😴

Only accepting response in gif form, story about something someone else here did.

 

[Emperor Bohe]

💿🍆💿😩💦😝

You fucked a disc hole?

 

[MNC]

What the fuck am I reading

 

[neorej]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

What drugs were you on?

 

[StayDead]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[SeroTyler]

You fucked a disc hole?

I don't know what the preferred boob emoji is, so I went with what I had. I know it doesn't compare to fermenting semen.

 

[KenjiGlove]

🚩🚩🆘🚨🚨🆘🚨🚨🆘🚩🚩

 

[Doctor Ironic]

I personally have a naked woman fetish.

 

[sleverfunk]

This thread lmao

 

[Emperor Bohe]

😰👼🙇😜😘😽👼😽📩😢😕😯😕😃😇😡😄😛😟😛😰😵😤😧😟😲😌😏🙌🙆😗😎👩😾👩🙀😻👮👲👮👯👥👭💑👱🎅👯👰💙👣💙👄💋👿💪👺💃👹💆👹💇💇💇💇👺👎✊👆✋☝💝👊💛💟💞💔💖👐👇👏👈👏👅👣💋👽👽👽👱👵👴💩💩💩💩💩💩

Uptown Saturday night with the supreme clientele

 

[Lambtron]

👺💄🙀🤐💁😮🍌💦🇺🇸🚬😴💤

 

[Choomp]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Oh yeah?

🍑👪🤕😈💪🏿👽💀

 

[Hazaro]

I see the Makoto lovers are united.

 

[FunkyDealer]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

I was all like 😳😳😳

 

[AmethystEnd]

Your spouse found your emails to another woman and put you in the hospital. Your mistress showed up and you two are in love.

Wtf, Shun. Why, why would you eat afterwards

You like streaming yourselves online?

Both these guesses are interesting, but no. A friend and I were watching another friend play Shadow of the Colossus (I probably should've used a tv emoji instead but I didn't see one). He was sitting on a chair facing away from my bed and my friend and I were sitting in the bed. We got bored watching and you probably get the rest.

We like to believe he didn't notice, but there's no fucking way.

 

[ReiGun]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[Malyse]

Shun better get a goddamned tag for this.

 

[Replicant]

👋😭

Something me and my girlfriend tried recently.

Domestic violence?

Not cool, OP.

 

[Risette]

I see the Makoto lovers are united.

i knew makoto and cucumbers reminded me of something

 

[Orkidea]

Man I love reading this thread