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New Trump Bombshell - KFC, Knife and Fork

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He's said a lot of ridiculous stuff but this surpasses all of that. KFC?!! KFC!!!!

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A venial sin compared to:

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Holy shit. You can just tell this guy's been fed with a sliver spoon his entire life.

"How do you do fellow non-rich people?"
 

BocoDragon

or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
Well that's it i guess. You can't be elected President if you've been convicted of treason against America.
 

FyreWulff

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He has the same problem as Romney. Romney looked confused when he saw pizzas in boxes. They can just never turn off their upbringing.
 

LQX

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In a suit on a private plane? Yeah, I would use a fork also so not to transfer grease.
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Tomorrow's Fox News and One America News talking points... "A knife and fork is the correct way to eat KFC.".
 
what's with the spoon? is he going to scoop bits of gravy and slowly sauce his chicken pieces?

normall people dunk their chicken inside the gravy container directly... using hands
 

Bad Trip

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I just want to see Trump and Clinton pander to the lowest of the low and eat Sbarros Pizza . First one to eat a whole Sbarros pizza gets to be president .
 

Ploid 3.0

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I use a knife and fork when I can, I hate getting my hands greasy or sticky. I handle too many neat, electrical devices to get them dirty, and I hate the feel.
 
Look forward to next week's Simpsons where they show you the KFC bucket is a plastic prop and he is actually eating Russian cuisine.
 

h1nch

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This one time I randomly had a strong craving for KFC after going years between visits. I was so excited to sink my teeth into some extra crispy goodness, only the chicken I received was not extra crispy. It was more like extra soggy w/ grease. It was disgusting, and I was left feeling entirely unsatisfied.

Then a Popeye's opened up near me and my faith in humanity was restored. Spicy chicken is the best chicken.
 

Harpuia

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In a perfect world I could get Popeyes chicken, and KFC's potato wedges and mashed potatoes from the same place. Unfortunately, this is not meant to be, and I have to settle for either KFC's sides, or Popeyes's chicken.
 

h1nch

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I wonder how long it took for them to decide on the proper placement of the WSJ papers on the table
 

panty

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"Look at me I'm just like your typical American voter, eating fast food yarrr!"

I wonder how long it took for them to decide on the proper placement of the WSJ papers on the table

Haha exactly what I was thinking about.
 
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