freenudemacusers
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can we compare FPM (faps per month) to the rate of mass shootings in the US? I feel there is a correlation.
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Holy shit I'm not a chronic masturbator
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evil solrac v3.0
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I will just leave this here....
it's all over the place, why? and I'm curious if in the summer, hotter, stickier will faps go down?
Dark Stalkers
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Does the log plus the graph make this thread the most NeoGAF thread of all time?
Bobby Roberts
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Some generations discovered continents
Others visited the stars.
We made a chart out of a faplog.
Others visited the stars.
We made a chart out of a faplog.
I will just leave this here....
I can conclude that he reaches his climax ca. 10 minutes faster after 2 years. I don't want to speculate on the reason for this.
You may want to masturbate more often, in ca. 8 years it will be simply enough to just touch your wiener to climax instantly. According to the trend.
This post makes me want to fuck myself. Graphs and shit. oh lord.
Resident4t.
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jizzlobber
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I will just leave this here....
I can conclude that he reaches his climax ca. 10 minutes faster after 2 years. I don't want to speculate on the reason for this.
You may want to masturbate more often, in ca. 8 years it will be simply enough to just touch your wiener to climax instantly. According to the trend.
A graph presenting someone's masturbation habits.
Both this and the log have to be the nerdest things in a while on NeoGAF.
SolidusDave
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^^^ don't judge me, once the data is in, it's fun to play around with it. ;D
Maybe the FPM slightly declines during the winter months. Else I can't really see any correlations.
I wonder if he broke his arm in June 2011. And what happened in May 2012, there is a strong increase in both quantity and quality of fapping.
edit, weekday correlation:
# of faps:
Wednesdays he's not in the mood (12 hours total), Friday/Sunday is the day of choice (24/22 hours).
Maybe the FPM slightly declines during the winter months. Else I can't really see any correlations.
I wonder if he broke his arm in June 2011. And what happened in May 2012, there is a strong increase in both quantity and quality of fapping.
edit, weekday correlation:
# of faps:
- 21x on Monday (50 minutes average)
- 21x on Tuesday (48 minutes average)
- 15x on Wednesday (48 minutes average)
- 22x on Thursday (54 minutes average)
- 29x on Friday (50 minutes average)
- 20x on Saturday (47 minutes average)
- 24x on Sunday (55 minutes average)
Wednesdays he's not in the mood (12 hours total), Friday/Sunday is the day of choice (24/22 hours).
VanquishUK
Member
Same, I always have my right hand on my mouse in case someone walks in. xD
Messofanego
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SolidusDave, you've just made this thread legendary.
Ok, but you are aware that you're analyzing someone's masturbation habits? It feels kind of... dirty and creepy.
You're awesome ;D
IrrelevantNotch
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I tried to stop masturbating before, but I ended up having wet dreams instead, which was actually less convenient.
The One Who Knocks
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The log, the graph and the bar chart are truly amazing. All we need is a hypothesis and investigation into why "I can conclude that he reaches his climax ca. 10 minutes faster after 2 years." and the thread will be perfectly complete. Each of these graphs are killing me with laughter however so thank you SolidusDave.
DonMigs85
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Oddly I think I only experienced this once in my life. Not even sure if it was real semen or just pre-ejaculate.
lol that is not normal if youre over 13 man
SolidusDave
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Yeah I know now more about him than he does about himself!
Early bird... and you might not want to disturb him around 10 AM! Unless it's a Wednesday.
Ok, I don't think there's more to squeeze out of the data. Unless we get a second subject to compare with or correlate it with obscure things like the moon cycle
Thanks guys for liking the charts, it's also good for me to keep in training for actual data
Maybe there is a chart
Late to the topic but this is some bad logic. You're telling me a person shouldn't ever say they are quitting smoking and/or drugs? So what, they're just suppose to "gain" more self control and do it less instead of outright being rid of that addiction due to "unnecessary pressure"?
Don't you think, comparing masturbation to drugs is bad logic as well?
PetriP-TNT
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da fuq is going on with this topic
I don't like how it takes an eon for me to bust when I'm high.
In the beginning it was fun, but then I just got tired and wanted to stare at the ceiling. Lol.
Messypandas
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Thats what I call a grafap
So for you, masturbating is about releasing violent urges. Interesting.
sweetvar26
Member
You need practice.
YEAH, INTERESTING, ISN'T IT?!?
Not having an orgasm for a longer period of time would build up some serious tension.
I would not start punching people left and right. But I imagine I'd be in a very bad mood most of the time.
I'm married, but having sex twice a week most of the time is by no means enough for my sex drive. It's enough for a happy marriage, but having sex with my wife everytime I'm horny just wouldn't work.
To me, masturbating is like exercising or washing yourself. Releasing sexual tension on a regular basis gives me some kind of inner balance that makes it much easier to keep composure most of the time.
SystemShock2
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Wait, we should all do this over the next few years and compare! We need a faplog OT
There should be a Google doc so we can get everyone's data all in one place. That will make analysis a little easier.
DoctorPayne
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brb, registering fapgraphs.com
Can anybody calculate his WAR (wanks above replacement)?
Can anybody calculate his WAR (wanks above replacement)?
I'm game.
dragonelite
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Wow gaf you made my sunday.
brb time to fap.... see you guys in a hour or so.
Starting a fap log also.
brb time to fap.... see you guys in a hour or so.
Starting a fap log also.
I'm down. Do we start January 1?
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