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WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR A FISH SCENTED CANDLE

The 47-year-old actress’ company is currently selling a $75 votive cheekily named “This Smells Like My Vagina,” according to a listing on Goop’s online store.

Per the product description, the item — made by artisanal fragrance brand Heretic — “started as a joke” between perfumer Douglas Little and Paltrow while they were collaborating on a fragrance together. The two were testing scents when the Politician star blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina,” the website said.

The candle’s scent is described to contain a “blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.”

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Introduces 'Hands Off My Vagina' Candle for an Important Cause

Goop is donating $25 from each candle purchase to the American Civil Liberties Union Foundation, which fights for reproductive freedom

people.com

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

Apparently it's just a relabeled candle formally called "beach", which originally was supposed to have this sort of name at a board meeting ("call it Smells Like...") but that itself ended up being a misheard homonym.

 

[belmarduk]

Do people actually buy this stuff from her?

 

[LegendOfKage]

Do people actually buy this stuff from her?

 

[Amory]

"Uhh"

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[demigod]

Always wanted to smell Gwen’s vag, in for 1.

 

[haxan7]

Stop pretending you all don’t want to sniff her babymaker

 

[Soltype]

I'll be the judge of that.

 

[TrainedRage]

Yep its a brap thread.

 

[MetalAlien]

Stop pretending you all don’t want to sniff her babymaker

 

[Raziel]

20 years too late

 

[Pagusas]

You know some women really do smell good, I was shocked too when I first discovered that “omg she actually smells pretty damn amazing”. Hope you guys find a good smelling girl one day.

 

[navii]

The perfect candle to light up my bathroom while I bathe in gamer girl bath water.

 

[haxan7]

You know some women really do smell good, I was shocked too when I first discovered that “omg she actually smells pretty damn amazing”. Hope you guys find a good smelling girl one day.

Yep, I’m into the smell of pussy, but only when it smells good.

 

[brap]

The perfect candle to light up my bathroom while I bathe in gamer girl bath water.

And sipping on a nice warm glass of gamer girl pee

 

[Spukc]

Stop pretending you don't want to plow gwenny OP

 

[triplestation]

what a progressive idea for a candle!!

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Always wanted to smell Gwen’s vag, in for 1.

 

[Elektro Demon]

 

[Rentahamster]

Obviously, none of you here have ever smelled Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina before.

#heavenonearth

 

[captainraincoat]

Wasnt she the one who liked to steam her Vag
Edit Yep

Here's What Vaginal Steaming Does (and Why Chrissy Teigen Is Talking About It)

The trend, once made famous by Gwyneth Paltrow, recently caught the eye of Chrissy Teigen. But doctors warn it isn't safe.

www.cheatsheet.com

 

[triplestation]

 

[CyberPanda]

An unhealthy vagina smells like fish due to bacterial vaginosis. A healthy vagina should smell like nothing, just a mild sweat smell.

 

[The Pleasure]

Always wanted to smell Gwen’s vag, in for 1.

One?

 

[Elektro Demon]

An unhealthy vagina smells like fish due to bacterial vaginosis. A healthy vagina should smell like nothing, just a mild sweat smell.

That's a lie. It always has a specific fish type smell. If it's healthy it smells a little bit less, but still smells.
Or all the women I've been with are filthy skanks. It's possible.

 

[The Cockatrice]

If I put my finger in the candle that means I fingered Gwyneth.

 

[The Pleasure]

That's a lie. It always has a specific fish type smell. If it's healthy it smells a little bit less, but still smells.
Or all the women I've been with are filthy skanks. It's possible.

Don't like the smell? Time to convert

 

[CyberPanda]

That's a lie. It always has a specific fish type smell. If it's healthy it smells a little bit less, but still smells.
Or all the women I've been with are filthy skanks. It's possible.

Yea, the women you have been with have poor hygiene

 

[The Pleasure]

Yea, the women you have been with have poor hygiene

Smells like the dirty south.

 

[Kamina]

That's a lie. It always has a specific fish type smell. If it's healthy it smells a little bit less, but still smells.
Or all the women I've been with are filthy skanks. It's possible.

Dont blame your fishy-wiener stench on the ladies.

 

[IzukuMidoriya]

Does Gwen's vag smell like goop?

 

[EverydayBeast]

Hopefully it's fake.

 

[Vicetrailia]

Yea, the women you have been with have poor hygiene

Not really. You're not going to smell like roses after hiking. But if your fish scent floods the room as soon as you start having sex then there's a problem.

 

[buizel]

weird flex but okay

 

[Texas Pride]

And these fucks in Hollyweird think we should value their opinions on important shit? Hollywood is a cess pool of degenerates.

 

[godhandiscen]

She is having fun. She must be laughing at the controversy nerds raise about her products. She’ll call the next one “This one smells like the dry tears in your pillow”.

 

[brap]

She is having fun. She must be laughing at the controversy nerds raise about her products. She’ll call the next one “This one smells like the dry tears in your pillow”.

You're such a fucking unfun killjoy. The next one she'll call "The smell of blood on neogaf.com's resident incel godhandiscen's sheets from slitting his wrists because he has no friends and never gets invited to any parties'.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

It would be funny if they got the scents mixed up and the GP Vag candle was New Car or Forest Phresh

 

[haxan7]

May I suggest Ripe Anus for her next scent.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

In all my years there was only one girl who's vagina always smelled good, no matter what. It was crazy. Now I pretty much just require a shower first.

 

[JimmyJones]

 

[llien]

It got trendy:

 

[Gargus]

Do people actually buy this stuff from her?

Its sold out so I guess so. Although I'd imagine it was probably bought buy guys obsessed with her.

I've never thought she was attractive really. She isn't that great of an actresses either really. I dont dislike her, it just dont find her interesting in anyway. She is pretty pretentious though, I dont care for her personality or what she has to say.

I wish they used someone else in iron man, I thought she lowered every scene she was in because she was the least interesting person. Even aunt may isn't an interesting character but marissa still made the character interesting. She made pepper really boring.

 

[Mitsuda Maniac]

To me, there are two distinct forms of vag smell. The before and after:


Before you smash, when its just getting wet and excited is a fairly good smell that makes men excited when they catch a whiff.

After you smash when its been fully opened up with your member and has mixed sweat and juices that have been co-mingling, is a much more raw, musky, unpleasant smell

 

[DESTROYA]

I’m going to start selling candles scented like my balls, how many should I set aside for Gaf?

 

[Smaller than Atom]

Clarence! Clarence!

 

[triplestation]

I’m going to start selling candles scented like my balls, how many should I set aside for Gaf?

thas races

 

[DESTROYA]

thas races

OK that means 2 for triplestation