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Nintendo has greenlit another Switch release alluding to the explicit manga genre…

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Nintendo has greenlit the release of another hentai game on the Nintendo Switch eShop.

At the time of publishing, ‘Hentai Uni’ by Big Way Games is on the front page of Switch’s digital storefront and is described by its developer as “a puzzle game that can be played with one hand.”

“4 girls and 12 beautifully drawn scenes will cheer you up and help you relax,” the description reads. As seen in this uploaded gameplay, the game has players completing puzzles in order to remove clothing from anime characters until they’re left completely topless.

Hentai Uni is rated M in the US (and 12 in the UK) for “sexual innuendo and nudity”. Currently, Nintendo’s website requires users to enter their age before they can view the game’s product page.

 

[Nankatsu]

 

[Fermbiz]

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

There are some things in the universe I'll never understand. Like how nothing can travel faster than light. Or how people can jerk off to anime tiddies.

 

[Ulysses 31]

Can't be that hentai if it's PEGI 12...

 

[Astral Dog]

Nintendo has no shame! They should get cancelled!

 

[01011001]

Based Nintendo!

 

[01011001]

Can't be that hentai if it's PEGI 12...

I bet it shows naked ankles, that's pretty much porn for NA standards

 

[Swift_Star]

There are some things in the universe I'll never understand. Like how nothing can travel faster than light. Or how people can jerk off to anime tiddies.

Same people that rage when there’s no waifu in their games…

 

[Filben]

There are some things in the universe I'll never understand. Like how nothing can travel faster than light. Or how people can jerk off to anime tiddies.

Because the definition of speed is how much distance you've traveled in a given time. You can't use that definition anymore though beyond speed of light because anything would shrink to zero size and time would freeze due to time dilatation (time running slower the faster you/anything moves and the closer it gets to the speed of light). So if speed equals distance over time, you'd divide distance by infinity which doesn't give you any meaningful result. Hence, mathematical and physically (if there's no size and time progression anymore, there is no reference system) there can't be anything faster than light because our observations and rules would break.

To the latter, because people always have and will get off on weird things.

 

[DonF]

In the words of Mario...here we go!!

 

[IntentionalPun]

Gonna make a wild guess and say the user is logged in w/o any controls on their account.. so not sure why "new releases" would filter M rated games.

 

[PhaseJump]

There are some things in the universe I'll never understand. Like how nothing can travel faster than light. Or how people can jerk off to anime tiddies.

When you change speed, you increase mass, and an object would need infinite force to move the infinite mass and energy at light speed. Can't go beyond infinite.

As for anime tiddies...

 

[MrA]

What a time to be alive

 

[Captain Toad]

 

[Deerock71]

By putting this here...you're basically advertising it...

 

[Astral Dog]

just checked it on the Eshop, lmao this the most tame and harmless shit i ever seen, its just a simple puzzle game that costs like $3 with HENTAI on the title, nobody would care about this if it had another name,(except western bros who want a reason to be outraged)

 

[Dream-Knife]

Literally means nothing. Notice they also removed "of quality"?

 

[MudoSkills]

Something for all those pro Smash players to enjoy.

 

[The_hunter]

This is so tame.. Also begginer tier art.

 

[Punished Miku]

Nintendo is not nearly as censorious as Sony. Most of the PQube games are on Switch now.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Wtf I like the Switch now

 

[Fake]

Switch PRO please come home.

 

[darkangel-212559]

Can confirm amazing game. It's a replacement for a girlfriend that's for sure!

 

[daveonezero]

Same people complaining Nintendo is kiddy are the same people saying there is a problem with this.

 

[TLZ]

Because the definition of speed is how much distance you've traveled in a given time. You can't use that definition anymore though beyond speed of light because anything would shrink to zero size and time would freeze due to time dilatation (time running slower the faster you/anything moves and the closer it gets to the speed of light). So if speed equals distance over time, you'd divide distance by infinity which doesn't give you any meaningful result. Hence, mathematical and physically (if there's no size and time progression anymore, there is no reference system) there can't be anything faster than light because our observations and rules would break.

To the latter, because people always have and will get off on weird things.

 

[Bragr]

Because the definition of speed is how much distance you've traveled in a given time. You can't use that definition anymore though beyond speed of light because anything would shrink to zero size and time would freeze due to time dilatation (time running slower the faster you/anything moves and the closer it gets to the speed of light). So if speed equals distance over time, you'd divide distance by infinity which doesn't give you any meaningful result. Hence, mathematical and physically (if there's no size and time progression anymore, there is no reference system) there can't be anything faster than light because our observations and rules would break.

To the latter, because people always have and will get off on weird things.

Matter traveled faster than light at the beginning of the universe.

 

[N0S]

Yeah, no hentai is gonna make me scroll through that slowass eshop.

 

[Fbh]

Female protagonist.
Accessible amputee friendly gameplay
Low price makes it accessible to everyone.

This thing better be nominated for the "Games for impact" on the next game awards.

There are some things in the universe I'll never understand. Like how nothing can travel faster than light. Or how people can jerk off to anime tiddies.

Or why people will pay for an insanely basic puzzle game to undress anime characters when there's petabytes of free porn/hentai on the internet

 

[TintoConCasera]

That's some neat accessibility feature.

 

[Lunarorbit]

This is so tame.. Also begginer tier art.

So I should zip my pants back up?

 

[Cert.in.Death]

Whelp. Time for course correction.

More lens flares in anime games confirmed

 

[Gameplay Gods Bless]

Chances are high this would have been censored by big brother Sony had this been on playstation.

 

[CamHostage]

Yeah, there's some pretty crazy stuff going on with Nintendo Switch title publishing that seems from an alternate dimension to me. Like, FunBoxMedia has a number of dirty games, none of them super-sketch but Waifu Uncovered and Hentai vs Evil (*also on PS4) and whatever the heck this is...

Perky Little Things (Nintendo Switch) - Funbox Media

Explore various scenarios and put the hidden objects in the right places for your "naughty" satisfaction. Relax and unwind as you find yourself LOL'ing.

www.funboxmedia.co.uk

 

[Abriael_GN]

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Nintendo eShop’s front page currently features a hentai game ‘you can play with one hand’ | VGC

Nintendo has greenlit another Switch release alluding to the explicit manga genre…

www.videogameschronicle.com

Oh look, another sensationalist, misleading article from this specific outlet.

There's nothing "hentai" in this game besides the title. It's one of these very simple puzzle games that lets you uncover a super-mild pinup without any actual nudity and zero sexual content.

This kind of game also exists on PS4/PS5.