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[Cyberpunkd]

Early contender for the worst tech bro idea of 2025:

This robovac has an arm that can pick up your dirty laundry

But can it bring me a beverage?

www.theverge.com

The Verge got a sneak peek at the Saros Z70 in action ahead of its launch at CES 2025 and can confirm the arm works as advertised, although, as mentioned, it’s laboriously slow. During our demo, it took about a minute to pick up and move each sock in its path. It’s also limited to socks, tissues, small towels, and sandals that weigh under 300 grams. Roborock says more items will be added over time but hasn’t promised increased weight capability.

More items added over time, eh? Can you smell that delicious laundry+ premium subscription incoming?

Or - you know - use your hand to pick it up in 1 second?

 

[FunkMiller]

One step closer to the Wankatron 3000 my brothers!

 

[SJRB]

We need early adopters to push the tech forward so I hope a lot of rich dummies buy this shit so I can get my own personal Stellar Blade EVE model before I’m too old to fully enjoy it.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

get my own personal Stellar Blade EVE model before I’m too old to fully enjoy it.

Viagra has been a thing for decades now, I wouldn't worry.

 

[12Goblins]

 

[DeepEnigma]

Wake me up when they have Cherry 2000's