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Thursday, February 25
8:30 PM EST
Final Destination, Texas

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MODERATORS

Sandbag
Wolf Blitzer
wants to be smacked around

Randall the Cloud
Hugh Hewitt
don't expect him to save you

Homerun Bat
Maria Celeste Arraras
swing and a mess

Fighting Wire Frame
Dana Bash
repurposed by programmers

FREE FOR ALL

Jigglypuff
Ben Carson
needs his rest - made sure item switch had hammers on

Fox
Marco Rubio
flubbed his time to shine - try again in 20XX

Captain Falcon
Donald Trump
blew a three stock lead - wanted it to end in sudden death

Falco
Ted Cruz
cocky R-Winger - obnoxious to play against

Marth
John Kasich
looking for tips - establishment says "no Johns"

TRAINING DUMMIES

Pichu
Rick Perry
joke candidate - hurts himself when he opens his mouth

Pikachu
Scott Walker
disappointed his Pokemon master - used quick attack and fell off stage

Kirby
Lindsey Graham
lives in Dream Land - he sucks

Roy
Bobby Jindal
scrubs think he's the best - spams counter to deflect compliments

Mewtwo
George Pataki
finally unlocked his podium slot - memory card corrupted

Link
Mike Huckabee
spin attacks became predictable - even his boomerang ditched him

Young Link
Rick Santorum
needs to grow up - huge Cassandra complex

Ness
Rand Paul
hippie basher - kept calling his dad to save his campaign

Samus
Carly Fiorina
empty suit - learning how to L cancel

Ganondorf
Chris Christie
inferior Trump clone - slow running speed

Mr. Game and Watch
Jim Gilmore
campaigned in another dimension - presidential run was on his bucket list

Zelda
Jeb Bush
acts like royalty - forgot to press Down B

YOU MUST RECOVER

COIN BATTLE

Bowser
Hillary Clinton
bumbled delegate kidnapping

Donkey Kong
Bernie Sanders
wants to turn America into a banana republic

TROPHY HOARD

Peach
Joe Biden
heir to the throne

Yoshi
Jim Webb
suspected cannibal

Mario
Martin O'Malley
union thug

Luigi
Lincoln Chafee
Mr. L

Dr. Mario
Lawrence Lessig
had a prescription for America's ills

ALL-STAR

Ice Climbers
Barack and Michelle Obama
better together - fans wanted a third term

DEBATE PREVIEW

 

[diablos991]

Trump win incoming.

 

[GK86]

This is the last one, right?

 

[jtb]

why doesn't Anderson moderate these GOP debates? why do they always give it to Wolf instead lol

 

[Soulscribe]

THIS THREAD IS AMAZING

 

[diablos991]

This is the last one, right?

I know of at least one more in Utah on 3/21

 

[Anth0ny]

MY NAME IS FOX MCCLOUD AND I APPROVE THIS THREAD

 

[Kyosaiga]

Zelda
Jeb Bush
acts like royalty - forgot to press Down B

hahahahaa

BEST description ever.

 

[NeoXChaos]

This is the last one, right?

no 2 more. one is march 3rd and the last is 10th before FL primary

 

[chaosblade]

But Captain Falcon can't win a major. Trump to lose confirmed.

 

[Tom_Cody]

I think Trump is just going to boast about his result thus far and belittle the chances of the remaining candidates.

 

[Yekshemesh]

Will tune in to see Trump go in on that dog turd, Wolf Blitzer.

 

[Clydefrog]

This is the last one, right?

 

[diablos991]

no 2 more. one is march 3rd and the last is 10th before FL primary

RNC announced another for Utah on 3/21.

 

[HanShotFirst]

why doesn't Anderson moderate these GOP debates? why do they always give it to Wolf instead lol

Because Anderson is actually a good moderator and the GOP doesnt want that.

 

[Plinko]

Carson as Jigglypuff.

Brilliant.

 

[ccbfan]

Fox had 3 stocks.

 

[studyguy]

When's marvel?

 

[FZZ]

Lmao great thread

 

[Mecha]

I wonder how many blatant lies will be told during the debate this time.

 

[EatinOlives]

ALL-STAR

Ice Climbers
Barack and Michelle Obama
better together - fans wanted a third term

FUCKING DEAD

 

[KHlover]

So what you're saying is that Kasich is gonna take this?

#marf4lyfe

 

[egruntz]

Great OP.

 

[jiggle]

Hottie O'Malley should be cloudcloud

 

[Makai]

DEBATE PREVIEW 2

 

[ivysaur12]

Amazing OP.

 

[Ashodin]

fucking subbed.

I expect Trump and Cruz to go IN on each other.

 

[GamerJM]

I don't know what's better, this one or the wrestling one lmao

 

[GregLombardi]

lol, WTF @ this amazing thread

 

[ebullientprism]

No Jeb! though. Who is Trump gonna wreck without him in it?

 

[Meowster]

Hysterical OP. Amazing job.

 

[wild wild rice]

this is probably the best OP i've ever seen, and I mean that.

 

[Mecha]

fucking subbed.

I expect Trump and Cruz to go IN on each other.

Rubio and Cruz will probably have a few showdowns as well.

 

[Dreavus]

I don't even follow American Politics and this OP is incredible.

 

[Ashodin]

No Jeb! though. Who is Trump gonna wreck without him in it?

Cruz is a nasty guy. A big fat liar.

 

[GavinGT]

Will we have to add something to the big board tonight?

 

[RoKKeR]

Thread is amazing as usual.

And hold up, they announced a debate in Utah!? How can I wiggle my way into going to that.

 

[Trojita]

OMG @ Ice Climbers.

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

I still can't get over "I love the poorly educated."

Has had me hysterical since it happened.

 

[Mecha]

Will we have to add something to the big board tonight?

Cross out the last two, they didn't stop him.

 

[diablos991]

Thread is amazing as usual.

And hold up, they announced a debate in Utah!? How can I wiggle my way into going to that.

There are ticket requests on the GOP website http://utah.gop/. They still haven't chose a venue so no idea how hard it will be to get tickets.

 

[sangreal]

wonder if the RNC is going to pack the crowd w/ Rubio boosters this time

 

[VendettaRed07]

Dead @ Christie and Carson

Made sure hammers were turned on.. LOL

 

[Bronx-Man]

Great job as always, Makai. The Obamas as the Ice Climbers is adorable.

I don't know what's better, this one or the wrestling one lmao

 

[PBY]

wonder if the RNC is going to pack the crowd w/ Rubio boosters this time

Without a doubt

I predict Trump shaming the crowd

 

[Hyperactivity]

Obamas and Christoe killed me

 

[Voysa Reezun]

Donkey Kong
Bernie Sanders
wants to turn America into a banana republic

**spits out coffee**

 

[RoKKeR]

There are ticket requests on the GOP website http://utah.gop/. They still haven't chose a venue so no idea how hard it will be to get tickets.

Thanks for the heads up. It's just a few days before I head out to Japan, so one more dose of primary insanity would be welcome.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

DEAD ASS

that Bash ahegao

Thank you, OP.

 

[BorkBork]

How are you so good at this, OP?