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[Skyn3t]

Social media official rekt thread. Post the worst, most moronic things people publish on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram etc.

 

[Dark Star]

pretty much everything on twitter is idiotic.

except for Stephen King and J.K Rowling tweets, which are hilarious.

 

[Redneckerz]

Can i just screenshot this thread and post it on Twitter as ''The very best of Forum cringe'' and gauge the reactions???

 

[Skyn3t]

Sure, why not.

 

[Redneckerz]

Sure, why not.

I was not going to though, dear Microsoft Skate Skeleton.

 

[J-Roderton]

Something, something old people on Facebook.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Cunth]

Liking this thread so far

 

[ILLtown]

An old classic. What makes it even worse is that she's English, so she thought "Barraco Barner" was the President of England.

And talking of people named Obama.....

 

[AaronB]

The best of social media was Godfrey Elfwick. My one regret from hardly paying attention to any social media is that I didn't hear about that account until after twitter banned it.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Cunth]

Some of these can’t be real

 

[ILLtown]

Some of these can’t be real

I know that the "Barraco Barner" one is real. Not sure about the other one I posted.

The sunglasses one is likely real. I know it seems ridiculous, but I've seen worse. There's a feminist group called "Cuntry Living" based at Oxford University in England. In their Facebook group, they once had a discussion on whether it was OK to wear lensless glasses just for fashion reasons: -

In one recent post, a member asked if she could wear glasses without lenses without being ableist or appropriative. The group reminded her that nearsighted people were victims of historical oppression, because the Khmer Rogue murdered people who wore glasses since they viewed the eyewear as a sign of intellect—hence, wearing glasses when you don't have a vision problem is very, very ableist. One commenter added that the cost of glasses constitutes an oppression at the intersection of ableism and class privilege. At the end of the contentious conversation, the potential glasses owner decided that to wear lensless glasses as a fashion statement would be "disregarding the denigration that that group suffers due to glasses that they can't just switch off like I am able to."

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/arti...st-outrageous-college-feminist-facebook-group

The one Bullet Club posted is positively sane in comparison.

 

[God Enel]

The OP one is great as is nining Leven. The last one seems kinda on purpose though. Still gave me a good laugh

 

[LegendOfKage]

I know that the "Barraco Barner" one is real. Not sure about the other one I posted.

The sunglasses one is likely real. I know it seems ridiculous, but I've seen worse. There's a feminist group called "Cuntry Living" based at Oxford University in England. In their Facebook group, they once had a discussion on whether it was OK to wear lensless glasses just for fashion reasons: -


https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/arti...st-outrageous-college-feminist-facebook-group

The one Bullet Club posted is positively sane in comparison.

As both someone who actually has a vision problem, and as a man who finds it often very attractive for women to wear glasses, screw these women and their dumb sanctimonious opinions.

 

[Cunth]

I remember being called an ‘ableist’ once, and I was like wtf is an ableist

 

[ILLtown]

As both someone who actually has a vision problem, and as a man who finds it often very attractive for women to wear glasses, screw these women and their dumb sanctimonious opinions.

Agreed! What makes it sadder is that these are students at Oxford University, one of the most well regarded universities on the planet.

I remember being called an ‘ableist’ once, and I was like wtf is an ableist

I once called someone a "nutter" on Eurogamer's forum, and MrTomFTW, a Eurogamer moderator, called me ableist. I then pointed out to him that just a few hours earlier he'd called another member a "loon", and next minute, my post was deleted and I was shadowbanned from the site.

A few months ago some gaming "journalists" were kicking up a fuss on Twitter because the marketing for Rage 2 described the game as "insane", for example: -



And of course.....

 

[Cunth]

Agreed! What makes it sadder is that these are students at Oxford University, one of the most well regarded universities on the planet.


I once called someone a "nutter" on Eurogamer's forum, and MrTomFTW, a Eurogamer moderator, called me ableist. I then pointed out to him that just a few hours earlier he'd called another member a "loon", and next minute, my post was deleted and I was shadowbanned from the site.

A few months ago some gaming "journalists" were kicking up a fuss on Twitter because the marketing for Rage 2 described the game as "insane", for example: -



And of course.....

lol. I got told that the ‘disabled’ (screeching twitter SJWs) were reclaiming the word ‘stupid’

 

[Bullet Club]

Justin Bieber is doing lipstick reviews now...

 

[ILLtown]

This fella knows how to impress a lady: -

 

[Skyn3t]

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[God Enel]

That bitch is fuckin gross. If true though

 

[Bullet Club]

For the sake of this thread I hope it's true. For the sake of humanity, I hope it's fake.

Are you ready to projectile vomit?

 

[God Enel]

A friend of mine isn’t driving a hooker around and she told him there are really guys that buy used tampons and suck on ‘em. The guy buying this shit doesn’t want to fuck her, he’s just buying them to lick on it. .. there’s a fetish basically for everything. Another guy just wants to cuddle with her. No sex or anything. Sometimes hookers are more like psychologists than only “fuckdolls”.

 

[Skyn3t]

Pay a ho to cuddle and talk. I think we have the winner when it comes to hitting the lowest low possible.

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

Spoiler

Tatiana McGrath is a parody account.
I'm pretty sure she rose from the same flames Godfrey Elfwick burned in.

 

[J-Roderton]

It’s not even 8am and I think I’ve had enough internet today.

 

[God Enel]

Pay a ho to cuddle and talk. I think we have the winner when it comes to hitting the lowest low possible.

arent there in japan whole clubs dedicated to exactly that? (Afaik the girls arent hookers though?!)

 

[Skyn3t]

I suppose there are, but that's fucked up. Just a mirror of serious social issues out there. But again, it's a completely different culture from the Western standards.

 

[Mr Hyde]

The first post was fucking hilarious. Nining leven and Barraco barner too. Comedy gold. But the used tampon dudes and their fetisches, what the hell, I don´t wanna judge but that is some gross shit. Not funny at all.

 

[ROMhack]

This thread

Agreed! What makes it sadder is that these are students at Oxford University, one of the most well regarded universities on the planet.

I once called someone a "nutter" on Eurogamer's forum, and MrTomFTW, a Eurogamer moderator, called me ableist. I then pointed out to him that just a few hours earlier he'd called another member a "loon", and next minute, my post was deleted and I was shadowbanned from the site.

I've thought about calling him out a few times but I genuinely get the impression he's a little strange. I could be wrong of course.

 

[STI]

Lmao feminism

 

[Skyn3t]

 

[ILLtown]

The first post was fucking hilarious. Nining leven and Barraco barner too. Comedy gold. But the used tampon dudes and their fetisches, what the hell, I don´t wanna judge but that is some gross shit. Not funny at all.

You will probably enjoy this sub-Reddit: -

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Skyn3t]

 

[King of Foxes]

Social media is rather crap but i do love me some thots

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Mr Hyde]

You will probably enjoy this sub-Reddit: -

Yeah, that was a hilarious thread. Laughed so hard at some posts I think I broke a rib. Who thought misspelling could be so much fun.

 

[Skyn3t]

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Skyn3t]

Dude has some serious style.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[BANGS]

 

[GermanZepp]

This is too gross and there is too many pictures of dildos for a SFW thread. Edit: i Loled though.

 

[Papa]

what the fuck is this thread

 

[brap]

brehs...