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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

M

Mistel

Banned
What we know:

EightbitNate returns to his parents home at 11 PM, he decides to causally watch porn whilst in bed, in the same room as his sister of a legal age. As time passes he's just sitting there just watching apparently:
EightBitNate said:
Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.
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But as many of you are probably aware by the title his spider senses had failed him, unfortunately for our casual porn viewer he had forgotten to plug in his headphones therefore the sounds of his entertainment were filling the room.
Now time for some visual aids:
Aquamarine said:
ulSUm7X.png

green represents noises
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Not exactly 100% accurate but still helpful.

Now following this his sister may have been awake:
EightBitNate said:
12:21AM She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.
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Now the EightbitNate decides to leave a note to his sister about his debauchery that she may or may not have been bystander to:
EightBitNate said:
Alright I'm just going to leave the "sorry" note.
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And that boys and girls is what we know so far, I hope this helps anyone just joining in on the thread.
 
terrisus

terrisus

Member
DiscoVampire said:
I was expecting a nice story about how OP was enjoying some calm music, then discovered his headphones weren't plugged in and that he was actually enjoying the sounds of nature around him.

Instead I got this....
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How about OP was listening to sex sounds, and then realized his volume was on mute.
The sex sounds were coming from his sister
 
terrisus

terrisus

Member
EightBitNate said:
3:22 AM

Just got home, but my sister and mom went out to eat. Probably won't be home for a while.
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So, what you're saying is that you have time to get some masturbating in, and don't even have to worry about the headphones.

Also, "went out to eat" innuendo
 
Maximus.

Maximus.

Member
Hahahahah how did you not realize the sound wasn't pure through your headphones? Too into the porn? Also porn while your little sister is sleeping in the same fucking room???
 
F

Freaky Fred

Banned
so you're home alone OP, fill us in. What did you end up writing on the note? Did you search the house for a written response from sis?
 
C

Coconut

Banned
EightBitNate said:
Ok so I'm back home with my parents and sleeping in the same room as my teenage sister since she has two beds.

It's 11PM and I'm just casually watching some adult entertainment. My sister looks to be asleep and she can't see my iPad anyway. I thought my headphones were plugged in... but they weren't.

I realized this when I can hear the echo of a ladies voice in the room. I lift up one earcup and lo and behold, I got porn noises playing full-blast throughout my little sisters room.

I feel like I'm paralysed and can't move. Is she awake? Did the noise wake her up? How much did she here. So many questions and my heart is beating like a drum.

Oh lord Jesus almighty what do I do
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Easy solution is to stop watching porn when your little sister is in the same room as you.
 
P

PKrockin

Member
Stormtrooper said:
What we know:

EightbitNate returns to his parents home at 11 PM, he decides to causally watch porn whilst in bed, in the same room as his sister of a legal age. As time passes he's just sitting there just watching apparently: But as many of you are probably aware by the title his spider senses had failed him, unfortunately for our casual porn viewer he had forgotten to plug in his headphones therefore the sounds of his entertainment were filling the room.
Now time for some visual aids:

Not exactly 100% accurate but still helpful.

Now following this his sister may have been awake:

Now the EightbitNate decides to leave a note to his sister about his debauchery that she may or may not have been bystander to:

And that boys and girls is what we know so far, I hope this helps anyone just joining in on the thread.
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Don't forget he intended to jack it in the bedroom and finish in the bathroom.
 
K

kai3345

Banned
i did this in the library once. i had accidentally plugged in my headphones into my lappy's mic jack without realizing it.

My music was coming out unusually quiet through my headphones so I naturally cranked the sound up as high as it could go.

I wasn't watching porn thankfully, but I was listening to some rap with a bunch of n-bombs being dropped. It turned a few heads to say the least
 
F

Freaky Fred

Banned
kai3345 said:
i did this in the library once. i had accidentally plugged in my headphones into my lappy's mic jack without realizing it.

My music was coming out unusually quiet through my headphones so I naturally cranked the sound up as high as it could go.

I wasn't watching porn thankfully, but I was listening to some rap with a bunch of n-bombs being dropped. It turned a few heads to say the least
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reminds me of this
 
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