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Holy shit I'm not a chronic masturbator

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Aiii

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SillyEskimo said:
I saw the world record for masturbating was like, 10.5 hours and held by a man from Japan. My first thought was "I could beat that record with almost zero effort".
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This depends solely on the fact if it's one consecutive session without orgasms, or if orgasms are allowed.

I daresay if you can fap for 10 hours without a climax you're clearly doing it wrong.
 
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DyTonic

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People who say this don't have sex often... When my girl is holding out or she isn't a around. It's pretty much a go.
 
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stn

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Unless you're having sex you'll probably get wet dreams here and there. Your body will need to ejaculate whether you want to or not, lol.
 
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SillyEskimo

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Aiii said:
This depends solely on the fact if it's one consecutive session without orgasms, or if orgasms are allowed.

I daresay if you can fap for 10 hours without a climax you're clearly doing it wrong.
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That's like saying if someone doesn't collapse in exhaustion after running 10 miles, they're doing it wrong. It takes an entirely different skill set, mind set, and attributes to go for distance vs sprinting. My assumption is that there is only a single orgasam allowed. I have no idea though.

I do know that you are allowed to use porn in the world record contest. The winner used animated school girl shit. I saw his video on Youtube once talking about his victory while I was looking at random Japanese game show clips and his story was in the rotation somehow.
 
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InsaneZero

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I've replaced masturbation with exercise and mindful meditation for stress relief ever since the new year. As dirty as that might sound, I find that masturbation really takes a toll on my motivation to do anything else. Exercise and meditation on the other hand allows me to clear my thoughts and leaves me feeling refreshed and calm afterwards.
 
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eosos

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InsaneZero said:
I've replaced masturbation with exercise and mindful meditation for stress relief ever since the new year. As dirty as that might sound, I find that masturbation really takes a toll on my motivation to do anything else. Exercise and meditation on the other hand allows me to clear my thoughts and leaves me feeling refreshed and calm afterwards.
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Uh, how long did you jerk off for?
 
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LaserBuddha

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Aiii said:
This depends solely on the fact if it's one consecutive session without orgasms, or if orgasms are allowed.

I daresay if you can fap for 10 hours without a climax you're clearly doing it wrong.
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Nah you can walk the line indefinitely if you're careful.
 
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bud

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DragonKnight

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A month and a week here. My goal is for the rest of my life. And that includes finishing on a girl. Dont wanna touch my dick in any way shape or form sex wise. It honestly has been way easier than i thought. You really gotta out your mind to it and then make yourself busy with other goals and things. Next time i nut will be from sex or none at all. And thats after my three months no porn no jerk cleanse is done.

Dont miss it. For me porn is a huge time waster. And jerking is settling becauae i lack the confidence to go after what i really want.
 
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BoboBrazil

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Zwei said:
How is masturbating counter-productive? The entire process only takes like 5 minutes.
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I take hours. Gotta get warmed up and then let the orgasm and cum build up inside until I find just the perfect clip to cum to. Definitely limits productivity for me, but I've also heard its good for your prostate. I don't think I could quit cold turkey. I tried limiting it to once a week before and that seemed doable over long periods, but now its back to every day. Even when I have sex I still feel the need to after.
 
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DragonKnight said:
A month and a week here. My goal is for the rest of my life. And that includes finishing on a girl. Dont wanna touch my dick in any way shape or form sex wise. It honestly has been way easier than i thought. You really gotta out your mind to it and then make yourself busy with other goals and things. Next time i nut will be from sex or none at all. And thats after my three months no porn no jerk cleanse is done.

Dont miss it. For me porn is a huge time waster. And jerking is settling becauae i lack the confidence to go after what i really want.
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What?
 
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DoubleTake

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DragonKnight said:
A month and a week here. My goal is for the rest of my life. And that includes finishing on a girl. Dont wanna touch my dick in any way shape or form sex wise. It honestly has been way easier than i thought. You really gotta out your mind to it and then make yourself busy with other goals and things. Next time i nut will be from sex or none at all. And thats after my three months no porn no jerk cleanse is done.

Dont miss it. For me porn is a huge time waster. And jerking is settling becauae i lack the confidence to go after what i really want.
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Let Gaf know WHEN you relapse. lol
 
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Winterfang

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DragonKnight said:
A month and a week here. My goal is for the rest of my life. And that includes finishing on a girl. Dont wanna touch my dick in any way shape or form sex wise. It honestly has been way easier than i thought. You really gotta out your mind to it and then make yourself busy with other goals and things. Next time i nut will be from sex or none at all. And thats after my three months no porn no jerk cleanse is done.

Dont miss it. For me porn is a huge time waster. And jerking is settling becauae i lack the confidence to go after what i really want.
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I'll make it my goal to jerk every day then, gotta maintain the balance.
 
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