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Batman v. Superman RT Thread: like standing ovations in rain

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Slayven

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The Death of Superman was good?

Never thought I'd find myself having to fix a slayven post

Wasn't as bad as the rest of his appearances

Wait until the WW movie
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Ok, so, to explain myself a little more. I was at the movies when I first saw the BvS trailer. When Batman did the "do you bleed?" line, the theater all had this awkward laugh, like, you know when you laugh because you just don't know how else to feel?

Then I knew that the movie would suck.

"Do you bleed" was hype as fuck until it was revealed Batman says it to Supe's back sans his powersuit like a goddamn lame. That and the Doomsday reveal in the second trailer instilled humongous worry in me about the movie, I was sweating fucking kool-aid.
 

Sblargh

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People are now hoping the Wonder Woman movie will redeem all of this.

The weird feeling I am having is that the only one of these movies that I am really curious about is Shazam.

Maybe it's because, like, you can't make a depressing movie about Shazam... I think...
 
I want a Batman dofp movie now where affleck trains his younger self to be even stronger

With Bale as ra's al ghul
Adam west as Alfred
Keaton as Gordon
 

inky

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RT consensus sentences can get pretty scathing

Critics Consensus: Look on Gods of Egypt, ye filmgoers, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of this colossal wreck, boundless and bare. The lone and level sands stretch far away. (Apologies to Shelley.)
 

Moofers

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I haven't read all 13 pages of this thread, but the critic clips in the OP make me wonder if the main gripe everyone seems to have is that its not a "dumb fun" movie like the Marvel ones can be?

I mean people LOVE those Marvel movies and I'm sitting there thinking Winter Soldier and the Xmen movies are the ones I've dug most, with the rest of them being pretty forgettable and borderline boring at times (Ultron).

I have no problem going to a dark superhero movie where they want you to think about things on a deeper level. Maybe that's not what this is at all, but I wonder if it is, would critics even appreciate it? Or would they just gripe about how nobody had any funny one-liners like Downey does in the Marvel movies?
 
I haven't read all 13 pages of this thread, but the critic clips in the OP make me wonder if the main gripe everyone seems to have is that its not a "dumb fun" movie like the Marvel ones can be?

I mean people LOVE those Marvel movies and I'm sitting there thinking Winter Soldier and the Xmen movies are the ones I've dug most, with the rest of them being pretty forgettable and borderline boring at times (Ultron).

I have no problem going to a dark superhero movie where they want you to think about things on a deeper level. Maybe that's not what this is at all, but I wonder if it is, would critics even appreciate it? Or would they just gripe about how nobody had any funny one-liners like Downey does in the Marvel movies?

Yeah man, the problem is that it's just TOO REAL for these Marvel lovers.

*Rolls eyes*

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Sblargh

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So, I don't know much about the character, if the Shazam movie happens, it's just going to be a Superhero version of this?

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Exactly what I am hoping for.

Kid discovers a magic word that turns him into a god. Being a kid (and not a teenager), he decides to act like a superhero because he likes superheroes.

Unfortunetly, at the end, he finds a foe so powerful he is forced to break his neck-- NO. Damn! That movie is gonna suck, too.
 
I haven't read all 13 pages of this thread, but the critic clips in the OP make me wonder if the main gripe everyone seems to have is that its not a "dumb fun" movie like the Marvel ones can be?

It seems to be mostly that the film is edited poorly, the story doesn't justify itself, and the tone becomes oppressive.

I don't think a Marvel comparison need be made to understand the complaints most of these reviews (even the positive ones) have in common.
 

tomtom94

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I have no problem going to a dark superhero movie where they want you to think about things on a deeper level. Maybe that's not what this is at all, but I wonder if it is, would critics even appreciate it? Or would they just gripe about how nobody had any funny one-liners like Downey does in the Marvel movies?

4 years ago we had a critically acclaimed "dark" superhero trilogy. I'm pretty sure it's not because BvS is 'too dark' for their precious critical sensibilities.
 

Timbuktu

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I haven't read all 13 pages of this thread, but the critic clips in the OP make me wonder if the main gripe everyone seems to have is that its not a "dumb fun" movie like the Marvel ones can be?

I mean people LOVE those Marvel movies and I'm sitting there thinking Winter Soldier and the Xmen movies are the ones I've dug most, with the rest of them being pretty forgettable and borderline boring at times (Ultron).

I have no problem going to a dark superhero movie where they want you to think about things on a deeper level. Maybe that's not what this is at all, but I wonder if it is, would critics even appreciate it? Or would they just gripe about how nobody had any funny one-liners like Downey does in the Marvel movies?

As have been said before in this thread, critics did like Nolan's gritty and grounded batman films, so it more the execution than the idea of a 'dark' or 'deep' comic book movie.
 
I haven't read all 13 pages of this thread, but the critic clips in the OP make me wonder if the main gripe everyone seems to have is that its not a "dumb fun" movie like the Marvel ones can be?

I mean people LOVE those Marvel movies and I'm sitting there thinking Winter Soldier and the Xmen movies are the ones I've dug most, with the rest of them being pretty forgettable and borderline boring at times (Ultron).

I have no problem going to a dark superhero movie where they want you to think about things on a deeper level. Maybe that's not what this is at all, but I wonder if it is, would critics even appreciate it? Or would they just gripe about how nobody had any funny one-liners like Downey does in the Marvel movies?

It has nothing to do with Marvel. It's not "too deep" or "too dark".
It tries to be and it fails miserably. Thats the problem.
 

Anung

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I haven't read all 13 pages of this thread, but the critic clips in the OP make me wonder if the main gripe everyone seems to have is that its not a "dumb fun" movie like the Marvel ones can be?

I mean people LOVE those Marvel movies and I'm sitting there thinking Winter Soldier and the Xmen movies are the ones I've dug most, with the rest of them being pretty forgettable and borderline boring at times (Ultron).

I have no problem going to a dark superhero movie where they want you to think about things on a deeper level. Maybe that's not what this is at all, but I wonder if it is, would critics even appreciate it? Or would they just gripe about how nobody had any funny one-liners like Downey does in the Marvel movies?

The real problem is that The Dark Knight made a billion dollars so DC retrofitted the entire DC movie universe to match Batman's tone even though it doesn't gel with half the characters.
 
I haven't read all 13 pages of this thread, but the critic clips in the OP make me wonder if the main gripe everyone seems to have is that its not a "dumb fun" movie like the Marvel ones can be?

I mean people LOVE those Marvel movies and I'm sitting there thinking Winter Soldier and the Xmen movies are the ones I've dug most, with the rest of them being pretty forgettable and borderline boring at times (Ultron).

I have no problem going to a dark superhero movie where they want you to think about things on a deeper level. Maybe that's not what this is at all, but I wonder if it is, would critics even appreciate it? Or would they just gripe about how nobody had any funny one-liners like Downey does in the Marvel movies?

I'm willing to bet that this is a big aspect of these reviews. The MCU poisoned the well in regards to superhero movies. If you don't fit into their lighthearted, non-offensive style of films, you're doing it wrong, apparently.

The Dark Knight comparisons are off-base. That movie came out before the MCU became huge. If it was released today I'm sure it would criticized much more for taking itself too seriously or something ridiculous.
 
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