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New Trump Bombshell - KFC, Knife and Fork

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Dai101

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That should be his Presidential portrait right there, a goddamn President who's too chicken to even touch chicken.
 

Speevy

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Hillary plucked this photo from the archives of Big Chicken.

A poultry display. Trump hasn't even taken sides.
 

BadAss2961

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If there's one thing that needs damage control, it's this.

Gonna be tough though... I'd try to say the fork was for the sides, but there's no excuse for the knife.
 

Parham

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I'm convinced that anyone who think KFC's mashed potatoes and gravy are good has never actually eaten good, or even decent, mashed potatoes and gravy.
 

ElRenoRaven

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I'm convinced that anyone who think KFC's mashed potatoes and gravy are good has never actually eaten good, or even decent, mashed potatoes and gravy.

Now that I'll give you. Their potatoes are mediocre at best. The chicken, biscuits, and mac & cheese are awesome though.
 

M-PG71C

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You all doing it wrong, you need some damn Bojangles. It's Bo-time!

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But hell, KFC? Fuck that. Church's, Popeyes, Broaster Chicken, and even the damn Boston Market has it all figured out better than Sander's sorry excuse for chicken.
 

KRaZyAmmo

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I've never eaten popeyes and/or churches. KFC is okay. but he's a monster eating the chicken with a knife and fork. also where the f**k is the biscuit?
 

commedieu

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I'm convinced that anyone who think KFC's mashed potatoes and gravy are good has never actually eaten good, or even decent, mashed potatoes and gravy.

They taste good. Silence this nonsense. It's fast food. Your grandma can't make every batch.


4chan was right about gafs food snobs.

When is someone going to bring up kfc stans being sterilized. Any moment now. I bet.
 
Hey guys, I though you'd like to know that that picture is now on the Donald Trump subreddit, rising to the front page. And the title is:
Trump doesn't eat mommies tendies. He eats real fried chicken from a bucket of American KFC he bought himself!
It's almost satire but it's real life.
 

Parham

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They taste good. Silence this nonsense. It's fast food. Your grandma can't make every batch.


4chan was right about gafs food snobs.

When is someone going to bring up kfc stans being sterilized. Any moment now. I bet.

I enjoy Taco Bell. My standards for fast food are pretty low.
 
Am I the only one who prefers KFC to Popeyes? Popeyes is too crispy and the chicken made me feel dizzy once. Plus it doesn't taste that good.
 

M-PG71C

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Am I the only one who prefers KFC to Popeyes? Popeyes is too crispy and the chicken made me feel dizzy once. Plus it doesn't taste that good.

That dizziness is the high you are receiving from eating chicken blessed by God himself. It is as intended.

Every damn time I have some KFC. I'm not saying the others aren't good either. I'm not a chicken snob. It's hard to fuck up fried chicken.

Believe me, it is easy as hell to get fried chicken wrong. Case in point, you are eating KFC.
 

commedieu

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I enjoy Taco Bell. My standards for fast food are pretty low.
Lol. Same. But it's good if you're in the mood for it. It has a kfc flavor. Like McDonald's fries. You go for their concocted flavor chemical mash up. Not authenticity... I range from taco bell to raw oysters. I'm not picky. If it tastes good I'm in.
Huge fan of Vienna sausages.

Yuge.
 

ElRenoRaven

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That dizziness is the high you are receiving from eating chicken blessed by God himself. It is as intended.



Believe me, it is easy as hell to get fried chicken wrong. Case in point, you are eating KFC.

Nope. Crispy is good but man their original recipes is so awesome. I could eat that every damn day.
 
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