Obviously not, lol.
But people are not buying toilet roll in bulk because of a sudden out break of the shits, is my point

Likewise, all the boxes of tissues are stocked up as well.
It’s almost like they have seen this mad rush for loo roll and have just gone and bought it all without understanding what people are actually buying it for.
People are even fighting over it. It’s madness.
The real kicker is we were going to buy a load today to take it around the local OAP housing, incase they didn’t have any or couldn’t get out. But we can’t find any, because single parent Sharron with no job and 7 kids to 9 different fathers has bought it all...