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[Archer]

alison brie is the next shelley long

 

[greycolumbus]

Is it just me or does it look like a part of her body is missing? Creepy as hell!

Probably due to photoshoop. The inner thighs seem really spaced out. It could just be a result of forced perspective though.

 

[SlowRevolution]

She used to practice nudism.

I'm surprised people actually buy into that. She seems so fake during interviews where she talks about that stuff.

 

[Solo]

I'm surprised people actually buy into that. She seems so fake during interviews where she talks about that stuff.

Agreed. The whole story she wrote about her college experience read like fiction.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Meh, probably has a flat ass just judging from the hips. Dime a dozen

 

[Hot Coldman]

I'm surprised people actually buy into that. She seems so fake during interviews where she talks about that stuff.

everything seems fake in that neck of the woods though

but yeah it's probably bullshit seeing as they used it as part of Annie Edison's backstory in Community, if it's good enough for a sitcom then it's probably bollocks

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Agreed. The whole story she wrote about her college experience read like fiction.

Well it is, she said it was.

GAF is so funny sometimes. Oh she acts too sexy! Booo!

Huuuuuuuh?

Meh, probably has a flat ass just judging from the hips. Dime a dozen

Seriously kinda sick of people coming into threads about slim white chicks and complaining about the lack of 'ass'. I'm sure she has a perfectly fine and normal bottom for her shape. She would look ridiculous with a bubble butt. Is that what you people want??

 

[Solo]

Well it is, she said it was.

GAF is so funny sometimes. Oh she acts too sexy! Booo!

Huuuuuuuh?

? I've got no problem with her being sexy. But she is sexy on her own merits. Fake stories meant to titillate (pun intended) don't add anything.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Agreed. The whole story she wrote about her college experience read like fiction.

Well, do share.

 

[CrankyJay]

I typically hate boots like this but damn, she pulls it off...Lookin' casual and sexy as hell in some shorts, boots, and a hoodie (o_0)

i'm the same way...usually hate these boots but she's rocking them. it's the shorts man...

 

[Akahige]

alison brie is the next shelley long

wat

 

[kinggroin]

Yeah, she's....something else. Crazy she looks ten times hotter with little to no makeup on.

 

[Martian]

Well, do share.

Apperently she used to run naked around campus

aslo where is that picture of alison brie in a white T-shirt

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

? I've got no problem with her being sexy. But she is sexy on her own merits. Fake stories meant to titillate (pun intended) don't add anything.

Yeah they do, they're hawt. I think she said it was 'fictionalised' which probably means she tried to bang a gay dude and got shut down. Instead, she elaborates (pre-fame) and makes a funny story out of it.

I kinda like her knowing winks and asides, it gives her this slightly innocent burlesque vibe. That's cute.

 

[jred2k]

I was looking for the better quality one.

I've seen this as an avatar here before and I always thought it was Natalie Portman.

 

[Solo]

Well, do share.

Too lazy to find a link for you. There was a thread on GAF a few years back. It's an article she wrote in Rolling Stone or some other publication of that ilk.

 

[SlowRevolution]

Well, do share.

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/true-stories/true-stories-homosexual-schmomosexual

Think this is what he's talking about.

 

[Akahige]

This it?

 

[Reiko]

Who is SJ?

Also for someone thats 30 years old, Brie has really perky tits and a sick fucking body

She looks a little younger than me, and we're the same age! Not saying I'm not in shape as well. She takes care of herself.

 

[jred2k]

Seriously kinda sick of people coming into threads about slim white chicks and complaining about the lack of 'ass'. I'm sure she has a perfectly fine and normal bottom for her shape. She would look ridiculous with a bubble butt. Is that what you people want??

Don't get mad at Heavy, hes notoriously a thigh man.

 

[Plywood]

So say we all!

 

[genjiZERO]

She looks like she's made of plastic. The photoshopping is over the top on those pics.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Don't get mad at Heavy, hes notoriously a thigh man.

Well played :lol

 

[bjb]

Seriously kinda sick of people coming into threads about slim white chicks and complaining about the lack of 'ass'. I'm sure she has a perfectly fine and normal bottom for her shape. She would look ridiculous with a bubble butt. Is that what you people want??

She kinda doesn't have an ass, though. Lets be real.

 

[CloudWolf]

She is so hoooot.

Why did you photoshop Louis C.K. in that picture? :lol

 

[Fuzz Rez]

Why did you photoshop Louis C.K. in that picture? :lol

wasn't me but some other gaffer way back in some other thread.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Does she have a bf? I'm curious to see what he looks like.

 

[bort]

 

 

[FindMyFarms]

She looks a little younger than me, and we're the same age! Not saying I'm not in shape as well. She takes care of herself.

Uh, are you a girl, or a guy comparing yourself to a female?? because that's not weird... But really though most women at 30 do not have the perky breasts she does, unless it's some photoshop magic.

Also, that article she wrote in rolling stone was actually pretty funny, I'm impressed by her story telling abilities.

and WHO IS SJ??

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Does she have a bf? I'm curious to see what he looks like.

Fucking hate this guy. Such a terrible actor and his face, wow i want to punch it.

 

[Solo]

Fucking hate this guy. Such a terrible actor and his face, wow i want to punch it.

Is she seriously dating James Franco Jr? Goddamn, she could do a lot better.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Fucking hate this guy. Such a terrible actor and his face, wow i want to punch it.

Haha is that the guy from the last season of Scrubs?

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Haha is that the guy from the last season of Scrubs?

Yes.

Is she seriously dating James Franco Jr? Goddamn, she could do a lot better.

Yeah.

 

[Hawkian]

my word.

 

[Hot Coldman]

did the paparazzi seriously follow them into a supermarket god fucking damn it

Haha is that the guy from the last season of Scrubs?

I don't remember him in Season 8.

 

[Hero]

Bueno.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

did the paparazzi seriously follow them into a supermarket god fucking damn it



I don't remember him in Season 8.

Season 9

 

[bjb]

Dude's nipples are hard walking around the dairy section?

 

[Solo]

Dude's nipples are hard walking around the dairy section?

Dude's nipples are hard walking around with Allison Brie.

 

[FallingEdge]

Well, do share.

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/true-stories/true-stories-homosexual-schmomosexual

 

[Reiko]

Uh, are you a girl, or a guy comparing yourself to a female?? because that's not weird... But really though most women at 30 do not have the perky breasts she does, unless it's some photoshop magic.

Also, that article she wrote in rolling stone was actually pretty funny, I'm impressed by her story telling abilities.

and WHO IS SJ??

Just talking about generally being in shape. Not gender related.

I'm a guy if you're asking.

FYI... There are even older women with perkier breasts. Not having kids does that.

 

[Altazor]

oh my!

Stop killing me, Alison. Stop doing that, for my health, please.

also, who the fuck is SJ?

 

[Hot Coldman]

Season 9

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eP-TQH6WbX0/SxQtx2VqYwI/AAAAAAAAJT8/k99BLKv7krk/s1600/Scrubs+Season+9+Television+Promo+Poster.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Oh, these fan mock-ups get better every day!

 

[bjb]

Meh. Stand by my original statement; lack of ass. Easily see more attractive women walking around campus weekly.

Another gaf overreaction.

 

[StuBurns]

Season 9

Guy on the left looks like half Nick, and half Fat Schmidt from New Girl, freaky.

 

[Reiko]

Meh. Stand by my original statement; lack of ass. Easily see more attractive women walking around campus weekly.

Another gaf overreaction.

of course... But she's on ... TV!

 

[DominoKid]

mmmmmmmmmm damn!

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Oh, these fan mock-ups get better every day!

Uhm not sure what you're trying to say but it's the official cover of season 9.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Uhm not sure what you're trying to say but it's the official cover of season 9.

...Really man? It was a joke. Season 9, didn't happen, pretending it didn't exist, blah blah. Not exactly a good joke but hardly subtle

And no, it wasn't "OK" before anyone tries to correct me. It sucked.

Hard.

 

[Anoregon]

I would like to do a sex on her