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[Winterfang]

I probably said it already. But the last time I had sex was also my worst. The sex itself was pretty mediocre and the girl was hot and I was after her Ass for years. That would make it a win in my opinion but she manage to say every single worst thing you can say to a man and pretty much stop my desire to have sex again. I haven't done it in 2 years now.

 

[depths20XX]

Who has sex with tue fan on? Unless you have tinnitus.

Ceiling fan on all the time during the summer. Shit gets hot.

 

[JDSN]

I started making out with this person from work in a party that I really wasnt into, she escalated the whole thing by taking me to a room and quickly removing her top and starting to undress me. The girl was a great lay but I wasnt really into it, I made her come twice and when she realized that I haven't she tried to finish me off for what seemed to be an eternity but was like 15 minutes. She apparently took pride in being a sex force of nature so she felt like less of a woman and I felt like a dick for not putting a stop to it out of social embarrassment.

Edit: I also almost shattered my penis against the beach floor but the sex was cool that time.

 

[tearsofash]

I just fapped to this thread.

/winner

 

[acrid]

With a pawg I met at Buffalo Wild Wings; we had a few drinks and went to her dorm on campus. It started well enough, but after a few minutes I noticed that it felt like my legs were super wet. I figured she was just super into it, but the more things continued the wetter it got. I got a whiff of some odd smell at which point I knew something was wrong. I decided to switch positions and see what was happening. As I repositioned I turned her lamp on and realized my dick and thigh were covered in what seemed to be mayo. Once I saw it I smelt it; it was like being outside a room in which some raw fish had been on the table for awhile - not a direct smell, but something that would just hit your nostrils every few seconds.

She was a bit drunk, and when she saw my legs/dick she said "should I get some bread?" as if it was funny. Eventually she came to her senses and realized she was disgusting, and I could tell she wanted to apologize. I went to the bathroom, wiped that shit off with a hand towel, put the condom in my pocket (I didn't trust her), and left.

 

[dreamcastmaster]

I snapped my banjo string, blood everywhere all over the Disneyland Hotel sheets. It would not stop bleeding no matter how much toilet paper I wrapped around it. No sex for the rest of the holiday.

Other stories are the same, stinky pussies, bad blowjobs, women that lock up or just lay there like a plank of wood.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I snapped my banjo string, blood everywhere all over the Disneyland Hotel sheets. It would not stop bleeding no matter how much toilet paper I wrapped around it. No sex for the rest of the holiday.

What the fuck.

 

[Aurongel]

This thread turned out to be way more cringe than I thought it would be.

My worst was when my girlfriend at the time hopped off and then proceeded to flop back down on me bending my willie in the wrong direction with about 120 lbs of force. Nothing manlier during pillow talk than reeling like a little girl and throwing your girl off of you like an animal.

Thankfully my sex life since then has improved immeasurably.

 

[No Love]

I snapped my banjo string, blood everywhere all over the Disneyland Hotel sheets. It would not stop bleeding no matter how much toilet paper I wrapped around it. No sex for the rest of the holiday.

Other stories are the same, stinky pussies, bad blowjobs, women that lock up or just lay there like a plank of wood.

What the fuck.

I am almost positive that he is talking about the thin string of flesh connecting your foreskin to your cock, up near the tip.

 

[nullset2]

it was a summer just like this. 100 degrees during the day, 90 degrees during the night. i was in college.

1 - 2 AM: i'm back home with a girl I've known for a few weeks.. we're both nice and sauced. we finally make it up to my room and start getting to business. gratuitous kissing of the body and what not leads to sex. condom on and it's fun drunk sex! suddenly, and i kid you not, a MOTH with an 8-inch wing span flies in through my open bedroom window. judging by the way it was flying, it must have been as drunk as us. unfortunately, my fear of moths trumps any kind of common sense. I screamed like a schoolgirl and jumped off the bed. She was petrified, like a burglar had entered the room. Once she saw the moth though, she too entered Freak Mode. We are both naked and screaming like children.

The whole ordeal ended with me eventually killing the moth with a sandal + pillow + my hands. I flushed the behemoth down the toilet and that was it. We both went to sleep.

Holy shit this is amazing! Best story in the thread lol.

 

[NIGHT-]

Who has sex with tue fan on? Unless you have tinnitus.

What? It's summer time in Arkansas. The humidity is terrible

 

[Devolution]

I probably said it already. But the last time I had sex was also my worst. The sex itself was pretty mediocre and the girl was hot and I was after her Ass for years. That would make it a win in my opinion but she manage to say every single worst thing you can say to a man and pretty much stop my desire to have sex again. I haven't done it in 2 years now.

Is it in yet?

 

[Fou-Lu]

The time when my parents walked in.

 

[Trust]

Oh man, so many great stories in this thread. I want to believe they aren't fake...

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

The worst ever was when my girl at the time was exhausted, but agreed to have sex anyway. She was falling asleep as I was going at it missionary, and it gave me this weird rapey vibe that made me super uncomfortable. I ended up just jerking off while looking at her naked then passing out with the strongest guilt I ever felt in my life.

Edit: WHOA this is an old thread, and I actually posted it in a few times. Damn...

 

[crozier]

Is it in yet?

Too ashamed to have sex for two years and counting? This is almost assuredly it, or it's along these lines.

 

[J_Lee]

Senior prom night girl was a virgin I pulled her panties off and was greeted by what looked like a big ass black Brillo pad which was hair and a smell that could only be compared to a fish gutting sink on a pier in the middle of summer. Yes I still hit it but couldn't bust for nothing because I was on top and every time I thrusted you could smell the stench come from under the sheet.

 

[Fenderputty]

I really don't have a worst like some of you all. One of the girls I dated was super boring in bed and got pains having sex. She had to stop every couple of min. I felt bad for her actually.

I do have a funny story related to sex though. I fell asleep while going down on my wife on our wedding night. We were buzzing hard, both exhausted and I was persistent enough to initiate but not follow through. She slapped me and laughed. I guess I slowed down and just passed out and started to snore. We consummated the marriage the next morning just fine though lol.

 

[Permanently A]

So my girlfriend and I went off to college in August. We went to different states, so we agreed to call each other at least every other day and see each other when we could.. She flew up to visit me during break and we had a nice day together. Of course, we hadn't seen each other in ages so that night we got down to business.

So I'm kissing and teasing her and shit like that, and she says "I want you to lick me." So I pull down her panties and I'm getting ready to pinch and suck like I usually do when suddenly the smell hits me. She never smelled like that before and I almost gagged. I realized she probably never got a chance to shower after her flight, and god knows when we would get a chance to fuck again, so I ignored it. Popped a Jolly Rancher into my mouth to help with the smell.

I was stroking her, sticking my tongue in there and pinching her clit and making her moan, and in the heat of the moment the jolly rancher slipped out of my mouth and into her vag. I stuck my tongue back in and scooped out the candy, then bit it.

Suddenly, my mouth is filled with the most putrid, vile flavor I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. My nose and throat were immediately filled with a stench that ripped the air from my lungs and sent me spluttering to the bathroom. I had no clue what was going on. I stuck out my tongue in front of the mirror and saw it was fucking covered in caterpillar green pus and angry red wart of flesh. I fucking screamed and washed my mouth out with soap until I could breathe without heaving.

Turns out, the bitch cheated on me the first week of college and fucking got gonorrhea.

(story originally from reddit, I just changed it up to a first person perspective)

 

[Robot Pants]

So my girlfriend and I went off to college in August. We went to different states, so we agreed to call each other at least every other day and see each other when we could.. She flew up to visit me during break and we had a nice day together. Of course, we hadn't seen each in ages so that night we got down to business.

So I'm kissing and teasing her and shit like that, and she says "I want you to lick me." So I pull down her panties and I'm getting ready to pinch and suck like I usually do when suddenly the smell hits me. She never smelled like that before and I almost gagged. I realized she probably never got a chance to shower after her flight, and god knows when we would get a chance to fuck again, so I ignored it. Popped a Jolly Rancher into my mouth to help with the smell.

I was stroking her, sticking my tongue in there and pinching her clit and making her moan, and in the heat of the moment the jolly rancher slipped out of my mouth and into her vag. I stuck my tongue back in and scooped out the candy, then bit it.

Suddenly, my mouth is filled with the most putrid, vile taste I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. My nose and throat were immediately filled with a stench that ripped the air from my lungs and sent me spluttering to the bathroom. I had no clue what was going on. I stuck out my tongue in front of the mirror and saw it was fucking covered in caterpillar green pus and angry red wart of flesh. I fucking screamed and washed my mouth out with soap until I could breathe without heaving.

Turns out, the bitch cheated on me the first week of college and fucking got gonorrhea.

(story originally from reddit, I just changed it up to a first person perspective)

holy fuck. no.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

tmujir955, thanks goodness that's from reddit.

I have a story from a couple nights ago. The sex was actually great but what happened after wasn't.. I met up with a chick online, she just wanted to drink and watch some movies at her place, which is code for lets meet up drink and have sex.. so later on that night we've been drinking and all that and she puts a stand up fan near her bathroom facing the bed. So we screw for a while and I get up to take a piss break( still hard), trying to get to the bathroom, I accidentally walk right into the fan which I found out has no cover on! Needless to say I drop right to the floor in shit loads of pain and agony.. Their was blood going everywhere and I thought I chopped the head off or something. Went to the bathroom to clean it up and it wasn't near as bad as I thought, but their were still 3 slices to my head.. It's healing up alright, still looks ugly. No sex for a bit lol

Holy crap, I would just do celibate till death. Or just develop a phobia to fans.

Edit: WHOA this is an old thread, and I actually posted it in a few times. Damn...

Turns out you have had many worst sex moments in your life!

 

[Trust]

So my girlfriend and I went off to college in August. We went to different states, so we agreed to call each other at least every other day and see each other when we could.. She flew up to visit me during break and we had a nice day together. Of course, we hadn't seen each other in ages so that night we got down to business.

So I'm kissing and teasing her and shit like that, and she says "I want you to lick me." So I pull down her panties and I'm getting ready to pinch and suck like I usually do when suddenly the smell hits me. She never smelled like that before and I almost gagged. I realized she probably never got a chance to shower after her flight, and god knows when we would get a chance to fuck again, so I ignored it. Popped a Jolly Rancher into my mouth to help with the smell.

I was stroking her, sticking my tongue in there and pinching her clit and making her moan, and in the heat of the moment the jolly rancher slipped out of my mouth and into her vag. I stuck my tongue back in and scooped out the candy, then bit it.

Suddenly, my mouth is filled with the most putrid, vile flavor I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. My nose and throat were immediately filled with a stench that ripped the air from my lungs and sent me spluttering to the bathroom. I had no clue what was going on. I stuck out my tongue in front of the mirror and saw it was fucking covered in caterpillar green pus and angry red wart of flesh. I fucking screamed and washed my mouth out with soap until I could breathe without heaving.

Turns out, the bitch cheated on me the first week of college and fucking got gonorrhea.

(story originally from reddit, I just changed it up to a first person perspective)

At least gonorrhea is curable.

 

[Mohonky]

At least gonorrhea is curable.

The cheating aint.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

At least gonorrhea is curable.

The cheating aint.

Or the memory of the putrid smell and taste.

 

[KillGore]

The worst ever was when my girl at the time was exhausted, but agreed to have sex anyway. She was falling asleep as I was going at it missionary, and it gave me this weird rapey vibe that made me super uncomfortable. I ended up just jerking off while looking at her naked then passing out with the strongest guilt I ever felt in my life.

Edit: WHOA this is an old thread, and I actually posted it in a few times. Damn...

lmao, I'm dying here

 

[kai3345]

When she fainted in my shower, hit her head on the soap holder and then remained unconscious for a good 5 minutes, all while I screamed like a maniac thinking a girl had just died in my bathroom.

 

[shanshan310]

The worst ever was when my girl at the time was exhausted, but agreed to have sex anyway. She was falling asleep as I was going at it missionary, and it gave me this weird rapey vibe that made me super uncomfortable. I ended up just jerking off while looking at her naked then passing out with the strongest guilt I ever felt in my life.

I think I might be guilty of that :| Moral of the story, don't wait until 2am to get into it.

 

[akira28]

why am I even reading this thread?

princedisgusted.gif

 

[andymcc]

The worst ever was when my girl at the time was exhausted, but agreed to have sex anyway. She was falling asleep as I was going at it missionary, and it gave me this weird rapey vibe that made me super uncomfortable. I ended up just jerking off while looking at her naked then passing out with the strongest guilt I ever felt in my life.

i fell asleep during sex once (i was drunk) while my ex-girlfriend was on top. she smacked me, dismounted and rolled over.

 

[Twio]

I bet this thread is gonna stop some people from getting it on tonight.

 

[Anticitizen One]

Fuck you for taking me away from a test.

So I was talking with a girl online about 5 years ago, back when I was living in SoCal. She seemed of the shy type, but after about a couple of weeks, she really opened up, phone and skype sex every other night, all the stuff.

We decide to finally meet up because we could not take it anymore. She wanted some, I wanted it all, and it would be hot to meet somewhere in the middle (we lived a good 40ish miles apart) and just go. The day comes, and after having lunch and playing mini-golf, we get to the motel, I shell out $90, and we get into the room and immediately my shirt is flying, and we are making out.

Now, the first warning sign was that it was my clothes being shed. She wasn't a secret fatty, because I saw what was up over cam. But hell, she was pulling me and getting down so I paid it little attention. I get around to getting her on the bed, taking her shirt off, unbuckling her bra and giving her every bit of attention with my mouth. She's loving it, and after some time, starts to unbuckle her pants, but stops. I think to myself, "Ok, she wants me to do it" but when I reach, she pushes me away. Now, I'm harder than Thor's hammer and I want to go all out, so I push her hand away and begin to strip off the pants and tear off her panties.

BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.
The smell came all at once, and hit me harder and faster than a 12-gauge to the temple. From hard as a rock to a banana peel, and it took all the willpower to not heave. I looked at her, and she had this look that told me that this was a problem for other guys and was awaiting my reaction. With eyes watering and the gag reflexes doing the work of gods, I kissed her and began fingering...I did not want her to feel bad but my dick could not do that work. Then the worst thing happens. She pushes my head down in an effort to do the impossible...but again, I didn't want to make her feel bad. I spread her apart, breathing from my mouth, and mind you the smell gets worse. Imagine mildew, old urine and a slight whiff of ass. Then toss that into a can of tuna. It's not good. I lick, and my body said no, and I heave. She gasps, I say something along the lines of ITS NOT YOU IM SICK but as soon as I do I throw up in my mouth. She begins crying while struggling to put on her ripped panties, and I just feel like shit both physically and for the poor sap that has to take that next time. By the time I get out of the bathroom, she's gone, and we haven't really talked since.

tl;dr: If it smells, suggest to take a shower together or something, because damn.

Stories like these really freak me out. Is there any way to get a sense if a girl is clean down there and doesnt stink before panties come off or is it a surprise every time?

and my God how hard is it to clean down there? This shouldn't even be a problem.

 

[Anticitizen One]

So my girlfriend and I went off to college in August. We went to different states, so we agreed to call each other at least every other day and see each other when we could.. She flew up to visit me during break and we had a nice day together. Of course, we hadn't seen each other in ages so that night we got down to business.

So I'm kissing and teasing her and shit like that, and she says "I want you to lick me." So I pull down her panties and I'm getting ready to pinch and suck like I usually do when suddenly the smell hits me. She never smelled like that before and I almost gagged. I realized she probably never got a chance to shower after her flight, and god knows when we would get a chance to fuck again, so I ignored it. Popped a Jolly Rancher into my mouth to help with the smell.

I was stroking her, sticking my tongue in there and pinching her clit and making her moan, and in the heat of the moment the jolly rancher slipped out of my mouth and into her vag. I stuck my tongue back in and scooped out the candy, then bit it.

Suddenly, my mouth is filled with the most putrid, vile flavor I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. My nose and throat were immediately filled with a stench that ripped the air from my lungs and sent me spluttering to the bathroom. I had no clue what was going on. I stuck out my tongue in front of the mirror and saw it was fucking covered in caterpillar green pus and angry red wart of flesh. I fucking screamed and washed my mouth out with soap until I could breathe without heaving.

Turns out, the bitch cheated on me the first week of college and fucking got gonorrhea.

(story originally from reddit, I just changed it up to a first person perspective)

This story is actually much older than reddit. I remember someone telling it to me back in high school around 2002.

 

[GamerSoul]

So my girlfriend and I went off to college in August. We went to different states, so we agreed to call each other at least every other day and see each other when we could.. She flew up to visit me during break and we had a nice day together. Of course, we hadn't seen each other in ages so that night we got down to business.

So I'm kissing and teasing her and shit like that, and she says "I want you to lick me." So I pull down her panties and I'm getting ready to pinch and suck like I usually do when suddenly the smell hits me. She never smelled like that before and I almost gagged. I realized she probably never got a chance to shower after her flight, and god knows when we would get a chance to fuck again, so I ignored it. Popped a Jolly Rancher into my mouth to help with the smell.

I was stroking her, sticking my tongue in there and pinching her clit and making her moan, and in the heat of the moment the jolly rancher slipped out of my mouth and into her vag. I stuck my tongue back in and scooped out the candy, then bit it.

Suddenly, my mouth is filled with the most putrid, vile flavor I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. My nose and throat were immediately filled with a stench that ripped the air from my lungs and sent me spluttering to the bathroom. I had no clue what was going on. I stuck out my tongue in front of the mirror and saw it was fucking covered in caterpillar green pus and angry red wart of flesh. I fucking screamed and washed my mouth out with soap until I could breathe without heaving.

Turns out, the bitch cheated on me the first week of college and fucking got gonorrhea.

(story originally from reddit, I just changed it up to a first person perspective)

:/ That's just.... nassty.

I don't have any story like these because I've only have had one sexual partner, my current gf, but man there were some shitty times lol and she would agree. When the condom first broke :l never been so scared in my life, tasting period blood without knowing it. She was like "Oh I must've started my period" :l, having to stop everything to talk, imo, that is one of the worst mood killing things ever :l luckily that doesn't happen anymore.

This has happened to me twice but I can't make a definite correlation. It happened when I was going down on her and stuff this one night and after awhile I started to get dizzy. To make things worse, we were having an argument while I was feeling like crap and trying to have sex lol. And once I laid down my head started to spin and I knew I was going to throw up I couldn't stop throwing up until the evening of the next day. I never felt this bad in a long time and when I tried to remember the last time this happened to me all I can remember is being in the same situation like the night before....mmhhmm...probably a coincidence because this never happens when I do that to her BUUUUUUT I take a week off from doing that just in case. lol

 

[carlo6529]

I've just spent the last 3 hours reading this thread; I appreciate the bump. There is some really funny stories in here.

 

[Trey]

I bet this thread is gonna stop some people from getting it on tonight.

What do these people have to do with me?

 

[DigitalOp]

Wow, some of these posts lol.

But I can't get down w
the dick injury stories.. That shit is hazardous.

So this was during my early virginity era. I had a friend who set me up with this girl who just so happen to live in the neighborhood. She was a 6 but hey, who's judging.. I never had sex before. She had a little body to her so I was pretty excited. My friend waited at his house while she took me back to hers. Everything was going good. I was really into it and she was too. We were taking off clothes and I layed her down to get to her shorts.

I pull off her underwear and she had the biggest bush I have ever imagined.

King Kong's Chest.

I'm so used to porn and all this bare nakedness and I was totally flabbergasted. I went limp and it is still to this day messes with my head lol.
She told my friend about the event and that was embarrassing too. I think she told some girls at school as well lol.

Is funny how the worst sex, is still sex! Lol

Spoiler

Except dick bleeding. I don't fuck with that shit at all

.

 

[Ghost_Protocol]

Worst sex is no sex.

Have you not been reading this thread? You think having sex so amazing that getting shit on or vomited on in the process is still better than nothing? You crazy.

 

[J_Lee]

Stories like these really freak me out. Is there any way to get a sense if a girl is clean down there and doesnt stink before panties come off or is it a surprise every time?

and my God how hard is it to clean down there? This shouldn't even be a problem.

It's natures little present, you know it's like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

So my girlfriend and I went off to college in August. We went to different states, so we agreed to call each other at least every other day and see each other when we could.. She flew up to visit me during break and we had a nice day together. Of course, we hadn't seen each other in ages so that night we got down to business.

So I'm kissing and teasing her and shit like that, and she says "I want you to lick me." So I pull down her panties and I'm getting ready to pinch and suck like I usually do when suddenly the smell hits me. She never smelled like that before and I almost gagged. I realized she probably never got a chance to shower after her flight, and god knows when we would get a chance to fuck again, so I ignored it. Popped a Jolly Rancher into my mouth to help with the smell.

I was stroking her, sticking my tongue in there and pinching her clit and making her moan, and in the heat of the moment the jolly rancher slipped out of my mouth and into her vag. I stuck my tongue back in and scooped out the candy, then bit it.

Suddenly, my mouth is filled with the most putrid, vile flavor I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. My nose and throat were immediately filled with a stench that ripped the air from my lungs and sent me spluttering to the bathroom. I had no clue what was going on. I stuck out my tongue in front of the mirror and saw it was fucking covered in caterpillar green pus and angry red wart of flesh. I fucking screamed and washed my mouth out with soap until I could breathe without heaving.

Turns out, the bitch cheated on me the first week of college and fucking got gonorrhea.

(story originally from reddit, I just changed it up to a first person perspective)

This froze my face of disgust for a good while.

 

[Trey]

My condolences to those poor souls dealing with stank and rancid pussy. I can only imagine.

 

[matt360]

My fault. I had a bad case of the whiskey dick after a long night of drinking. Had to sleep it off and try again the next day. Luckily she was cool about it.

I've told this story before on GAF, but the very first time I ever had sex was at my girlfriend's parent's beach motel. Empty room, parents away on business, we have the place to ourselves so we decide it's the right time. The sex itself goes just fine, and I went to 7-11 immediately afterward to get us some "job well done Slurpees" and as I'm filling the cups I hear a "PLOP" noise. I look down and my used condom, which I forgot to remove, is there on the floor for all to see. Luckily nobody did, at least as far as I could tell, and I picked that shit up and threw it away in the little trashcan where you throw the straw wrappers away.

 

[bomb]

Went down on a chick I met at a wedding. in the hotel room while it was completely dark after we had banged for a few minutes. Even though I was pretty hammered, I could Definitely taste blood and knew she was on her period so I go "is it ah that time.." And she goes "oh yeah, why can you taste it?" I become so enraged that she can try to play me for such a dumby that I bounce out of bed and go for a light switch but cant find one so I go into the bathroom and hit the infamous 1 billion watt hotel bathroom lights and I am bloody everywhere. I looked like Arnold from Predator and I just freaking scream "Nooooooooooo!!!!"

 

[shanshan310]

Stories like these really freak me out. Is there any way to get a sense if a girl is clean down there and doesnt stink before panties come off or is it a surprise every time?

and my God how hard is it to clean down there? This shouldn't even be a problem.

Not hard at all, so I get the impression it's probably less to do with cleanliness in some ladies and more to do with diet or something when she's wet. Like with cum, maybe. Cum doesn't smell great either, and it gets shot right into the back of your mouth. So count yourselves lucky.

 

[Permanently A]

This story is actually much older than reddit. I remember someone telling it to me back in high school around 2002.

I wonder where its originally from, or if its actually true at all. I just remembered reading it on reddit and thought it would be perfect for the thread if I fleshed it out a bit with some gory detail.

 

[Cooter]

This thread is absolutely disgusting yet I continue to read....

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

This thread is absolutely disgusting yet I continue to read....

This is a sexGAF thread I can get behind.

that was not intended.

 

[MWS Natural]

Skinny girl. Sharp pelvis. Felt like my dick was going to snap off at the base. Super uncomfortable.

Oh wow...I've had this experience before I thought it was some random occurrence. The angle of her pelvis made sex so weird that I couldn't really get into it. I'm glad I came into this thread as I've carried the shame of this poor sex for over a decade :/

 

[RDreamer]

Man these stories are crazy and make me pretty thankful. I've had a few boring times, but nothing really that sensationally bad.

I guess my worst time was probably just with someone who had never had drunk sex before and felt like attempting it that night. She was pretty self conscious about it and just kept apologizing for being bad while giving a bj. Then we decided to go a bit further into the actual sex, and things just didn't go well. Nothing jived and then the condom broke. I came back from throwing it out and she was crying because she was so self conscious about the whole incident. She passed out after a little bit.

Wasn't a big deal, though. Sometimes things just don't work. Had plenty of good times with her.

 

[matt360]

Who has sex with tue fan on? Unless you have tinnitus.

I do. Humid as fuck in the summer where I live, and the AC doesn't reach my bedroom.

 

[Ezalc]

I probably said it already. But the last time I had sex was also my worst. The sex itself was pretty mediocre and the girl was hot and I was after her Ass for years. That would make it a win in my opinion but she manage to say every single worst thing you can say to a man and pretty much stop my desire to have sex again. I haven't done it in 2 years now.

Something very similar to this happened to me, except that it wasn't that she said the wrong things. She just did nothing and her mouth was ridiculously cold, the weather wasn't even cold, we were underneath blankets and sweating and yet her lips were still cold. I felt like I was kissing a corpse. It was awful.