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[mj1108]

Yea, I thought this was the same guy complaining about fake friends on Facebook

Yeah his friends obviously suck.

Stupid women sending naked photos!!! Come on! Don't they want to play Halo? /s

 

[speculawyer]

Babe? The Pig?

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Before you feel anything you should verify that it's a real person and not a predator or someone messing with you.

She has a TON of photos with other people on her facebook page and she has sent me other photos before. Also her page is very active with lots of friends, tags, etc. and has been going for at least two years (just checked). That would be impossible for someone to fake. She is real.

 

[Crisis]

What a fake thread.

 

[Snuggles]

She has a TON of photos with other people on her facebook page and she has sent me other photos before. Also her page is very active with lots of friends, tags, etc. and has been going for at least two years (just checked). That would be impossible for someone to fake. She is real.

Nice. Then go for it, get a bottle of champagne, rent a cheap hotel room and tell her to meet you there.
Make sweet love and tell us all about it.

 

[SouthernDragon]

Be happy?

 

[Stahsky]

Be happy?

This. What the fuck is the point of this thread.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

This. What the fuck is the point of this thread.

So how do you feel NeoGAF when a girl sends you a cell-phone picture of herself naked? Does she automatically fall off your "I would actually have a serious relationship with her!" list?

.

 

[vodka-bull]

This. What the fuck is the point of this thread.

GAF is a big part of his life so he's just sharing his best moments of his life with us, whether we like it or not.

 

[Plywood]

facebooks sucks if you want to meet chicks, I've moved on to anime forums now.


not even a pic, it's not like you are really going to go out?

Sorry Vox-Pop but you are wrong. Also anime forum = fat chicks.

 

[Costanza]

Oh god yesterday's thread followed by this, awesome :lol

 

[bigosc2k]

If a girl sends you pic she is DTF, but yeah I feel the same after a classmate send me pics of her, I was like I am going to hit and slowly stop talking to her

 

[bosskoss21]

i smell bullshit. if not man up and bang her

 

[bigosc2k]

i smell bullshit. if not man up and bang her

What this man said, c'mon son

 

[Dresden]

Sorry Vox-Pop but you are wrong. Also anime forum = fat chicks.

Wait... that chick on that anime forum claiming she's sixteen and looks just like an animu character is lying to me?

 

[Plywood]

Wait... that chick on that anime forum claiming she's sixteen and looks just like an animu character is lying to me?

No she's telling the truth:

 

[Snuggles]

It's probably Perverted Justice from To Catch a Predator trying to fish out weirdos, no offense but I'm sure that Anime forums are a great place to find them.

 

[vodka-bull]

No she's telling the truth:

Jesus, that must've hurt...

 

[Dresden]

No she's telling the truth:
http://cdn.mikeabundo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/anime-cg-girl.jpg[/IMG]

Her eyes aren't big enough, and she doesn't look like a ten year old boy... not animu enough.

 

[Plywood]

Her eyes aren't big enough, and she doesn't look like a ten year old boy... not animu enough.

Bleeding edge plastic surgery Photoshop can only go so far.

 

[Costanza]

WTF @ that pic

 

[Dresden]

Bleeding edge plastic surgery Photoshop can only go so far.

Admittedly that pic does creep me out Yeah, too bad reality can never produce women with palm-sized eyes.

 

[Pandaman]

Dear GAF, there's a piece of steak in my mouth. What do I do?!

take it to the fucking vet.

people like you shouldnt be allowed to have steak.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

If a girl sends you pic she is DTF, but yeah I feel the same after a classmate send me pics of her, I was like I am going to hit and slowly stop talking to her

Yeah I hate that.

I almost feel like she could tell I wasn't THAT interested in her so she thought the pic would make me fall head over heals for her.

Instead it made me lose almost all respect I had for her.

 

[Alfarif]

OP, you spend more time on Facebook than any human being on the planet. You got fucking stock in the company or some shit?

Spoiler

Oh yeah, and fuck you for no pics. How are you gonna make that thread title but not provide the goods?

 

[AkuMifune]

You don't put your dong in a respect hole.

 

[innervision961]

Did I miss t, has this already been asked? Is it really that hard to go from this "txts" to this "texts"? For some reason that just annoys the crap out of me...

And something something pooper something blah.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

OP, you spend more time on Facebook than any human being on the planet. You got fucking stock in the company or some shit?

Spoiler

Oh yeah, and fuck you for no pics. How are you gonna make that thread title but not provide the goods?

:lol

Not really, it just happens that my last two topics had to do with Facebook. I usually only get on like three times a week. The only time I have ever talked to her on Facebook was the day she messaged me out of the blue.

Obviously I can't (and won't) provide the pic, but I guess I could provide the txt log if you really want it. It's just a little embarrassing (I think) and reading it makes me cringe for whatever reason.

 

[Costanza]

Obviously I can't (and won't) provide the pic, but I guess I could provide the txt log if you really want it. It's just a little embarrassing (I think) and reading it makes me cringe for whatever reason.

You can't say this and then not let us read it.

 

[ultim8p00]

:lol

Not really, it just happens that my last two topics had to do with Facebook. I usually only get on like three times a week. The only time I have ever talked to her on Facebook was the day she messaged me out of the blue.

Obviously I can't (and won't) provide the pic, but I guess I could provide the txt log if you really want it. It's just a little embarrassing (I think) and reading it makes me cringe for whatever reason.

Last time I posted my text log with a girl on GAF, GAF told me I was friendzoned, then proceeded to tell me to FHUTA, then told me I was trolling because I spoke in French, then told me to hit it, then laughed at me, then told me I was drunk.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

There's only one way to deal with this situation.

You must text her a picture of your penis. Tit for tat, man.

 

[Plywood]

Last time I posted my text log with a girl on GAF, GAF told me I was friendzoned, then proceeded to tell me to FHUTA, then told me I was trolling because I spoke in French, then told me to hit it, then laughed at me, then told me I was drunk.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Last time I posted my text log with a girl on GAF, GAF told me I was friendzoned, then proceeded to tell me to FHUTA, then told me I was trolling because I spoke in French, then told me to hit it, then laughed at me, then told me I was drunk.

:lol

Fuck it, can't be worse then that.

Txt log (taken from the middle of our conversation):

Her: bw I am in the shower.
Her (like twenty second later): What IF i told u i was carressing my nipples
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't ya
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" 4 u
Me: u think u have the ass to pull that off?
Her: yea i do i have some junk in my trunk
Me: I don't believe ya, I would have to c that with my own eyes
Her: haha maybe one day, but for now u just gotta believe me
Me: So u don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: OMG u want a pic of my ass?!?!?
Me: HAHA u said it, not me lol
Her: YOU insinuated sir
Her (like ten seconds later): Fine but I get something in return
Me: LOL now u want a pic of MY ass? LMAO
Her: Lol ok not ur ass! Somethin else
Me: pssshhh babe you aint gettin a peak at my secret weapon
Her: LOL whateverrrr
Me: How bout this? You send me a pic of ur nipples, and maybeee I will send u mine.
Her: haha DEAL!

And then a minute later a picture of her mountain range was in my inbox.

Edit: Double fuck it, I'm putting it in the OP. This way a hundreds of people won't be screaming "fake".

 

[Costanza]

:lol

Fuck it, can't be worse then that.

Txt log (taken from the middle of our conversation):

Her: bw I am in the shower.
Her (like twenty second later): What IF i told u i was carressing my nipples
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't ya
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" 4 u
Me: u think u have the ass to pull that off?
Her: yea i do i have some junk in my trunk
Me: I don't believe ya, I would have to c that with my own eyes
Her: haha maybe one day, but for now u just gotta believe me
Me: So u don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: OMG u want a pic of my ass?!?!?
Me: HAHA u said it, not me lol
Her: YOU insinuated sir
Her (like ten seconds later): Fine but I get something in return
Me: LOL now u want a pic of MY ass? LMAO
Her: Lol ok not ur ass! Somethin else
Me: pssshhh babe you aint gettin a peak at my secret weapon
Her: LOL whateverrrr
Me: How bout this? You send me a pic of ur nipples, and maybeee I will send u mine.
Her: haha DEAL!

And then a minute later a picture of her mountain range was in my inbox.

:lol :lol :lol

you weren't kidding.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

:lol

Fuck it, can't be worse then that.

Txt log (taken from the middle of our conversation):

Her: bw I am in the shower.
Her (like twenty second later): What IF i told u i was carressing my nipples
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't ya
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" 4 u
Me: u think u have the ass to pull that off?
Her: yea i do i have some junk in my trunk
Me: I don't believe ya, I would have to c that with my own eyes
Her: haha maybe one day, but for now u just gotta believe me
Me: So u don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: OMG u want a pic of my ass?!?!?
Me: HAHA u said it, not me lol
Her: YOU insinuated sir
Her (like ten seconds later): Fine but I get something in return
Me: LOL now u want a pic of MY ass? LMAO
Her: Lol ok not ur ass! Somethin else
Me: pssshhh babe you aint gettin a peak at my secret weapon
Her: LOL whateverrrr
Me: How bout this? You send me a pic of ur nipples, and maybeee I will send u mine.
Her: haha DEAL!

And then a minute later a picture of her mountain range was in my inbox.

You were gonna send her a picture of your nipples...?

Did... did you?

No, this is a path that I do not want to walk down.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

You were gonna send her a picture of your nipples...?

Did... did you?

No, this is a path that I do not want to walk down.

:lol

Yep! A deal is a deal.

 

[Ten-Song]

No she's telling the truth:
http://cdn.mikeabundo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/anime-cg-girl.jpg

GARFADASHLKADUSGALEK!

ARSHFLAGHOOP!

FUCK!

 

[Costanza]

nvm

 

[CB3]

 

[The_Reckoning]

Dear GAF, there's a piece of steak in my mouth. What do I do?!

Feed it pizza.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

:lol :lol :lol

you weren't kidding.

I don't know why you people keep thinking my threads are a joke or something.

:lol

 

[Costanza]

:lol

I don't know why you people keep thinking my threads are a joke or something.

No, I was saying you weren't kidding about it being embarrassing. I mean, "secret weapon".. really?

 

[Aselith]

:lol

Fuck it, can't be worse then that.

Txt log (taken from the middle of our conversation):

Her: bw I am in the shower.
Her (like twenty second later): What IF i told u i was carressing my nipples
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't ya
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" 4 u
Me: u think u have the ass to pull that off?
Her: yea i do i have some junk in my trunk
Me: I don't believe ya, I would have to c that with my own eyes
Her: haha maybe one day, but for now u just gotta believe me
Me: So u don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: OMG u want a pic of my ass?!?!?
Me: HAHA u said it, not me lol
Her: YOU insinuated sir
Her (like ten seconds later): Fine but I get something in return
Me: LOL now u want a pic of MY ass? LMAO
Her: Lol ok not ur ass! Somethin else
Me: pssshhh babe you aint gettin a peak at my secret weapon
Her: LOL whateverrrr
Me: How bout this? You send me a pic of ur nipples, and maybeee I will send u mine.
Her: haha DEAL!

And then a minute later a picture of her mountain range was in my inbox.

There's an obvious intelligence disparity since she spelled "insinuated" correctly and you can't even figure out how to spell "peek." She's probably looking at you as gutter trash that she can love and leave. I wouldn't get too caught up in the relationship but you might as well enjoy it while she's still putting up with you.

I guess it doesn't matter though since you're clearly a facebook viral marketer and this is fake and thus you're a complete waste of life.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

No, I was saying you weren't kidding about it being embarrassing. I mean, "secret weapon".. really?

Haha well I was joking of course (also that response has a lot to do with a previous conversation we had). I thought she was to. Hence why I was so surprised when she actually sent me the picture.

Besides, it worked didn't it?

 

[layzie1989]

This feels like a girl who just wants the attention, and will never actually give you anything in real life. just saying

 

[Skiesofwonder]

This feels like a girl who just wants the attention, and will never actually give you anything in real life. just saying

I'll know for sure soon (whenever I go back home to visit), but I can already guarantee that you're wrong. Just saying

 

[Aselith]

I'll know for sure soon (whenever I go back home to visit), but I can already guarantee that you're wrong. Just saying

Curious how you can guarantee that. Are you going to take it if it's not given willingly or what?

 

[Dacvak]

God dammit, Skies. I wish you were still a Junior.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Curious how you can guarantee that. Are you going to take it if it's not given willingly or what?

No, I just have had other conversations with her that would say otherwise and I can usually tell when someone just wants attention or seriously wants me. I have experience with these types of things.

This girl wants me.

But why would you care since:

A. I'm a Facebook viral marketer*
B. This is fake*
C. I'm a complete waste of life.*


*According to a random idiot.**
**Idiot being you.

 

[mj1108]

Last time I posted my text log with a girl on GAF, GAF told me I was friendzoned, then proceeded to tell me to FHUTA, then told me I was trolling because I spoke in French, then told me to hit it, then laughed at me, then told me I was drunk.

You're welcome. You can't get that kind of quality advice from just anywhere.