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Not have sex with her?
The Return of
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Yeah, if she told you she was on her period would you still have sex with her lol
At that time........yes, probably haha
But now, having gone through it? Nope. I'd be quite content to roll over and go to sleep and tell her I'll make it up to her in a few days. Waking up to blood caked all over your body is not an experience I'm looking to duplicate.
I've taken in part in MMM(M..) stuff, and had one MMF threesome, and I think there's more fun to be had in those than in an MFF threesome. Maybe that's just me though. Certainly wouldn't turn it down if the opportunity arose!
Anyone have experience with both?
Gabotron ES
Member
My ex-gf gave me a bj on a theatre, it was the first iron man movie and I'm pretty sure there was a family with little kids right next to us. They didn't tell us anything during th movie but they father had some bad words for us when we got out.
Iron man is such a good movie.
Iron man is such a good movie.
I don't have amazing stories because I'm still a virgin, buuuut I have 2 stories on how I almost (almost is the thing the pisses me off) lost my virginity.
1) I was in highschool on my last semester, since prom was close my school decided to throw a party to get more funds for it. So it was Friday night I just got to the school, everyone was at the court sitting around, dancing and this one girl who I was hitting on when I was on 10th grade came up to me and we started talking. We danced a little and then she told me if I wanted to go to the back of the school cause she wanted to have a little fun, so we go to the back of the school and while I was gropping her ass and tits and making out she bit my neck and started to go down on me slowly. I was already hard cause I knew what was gonna happen, we were going to have sex. Then the unnexpected happens... She pulls down my zipper, whips it out and god damn it... She just blows a little wind on my shaft, shoves it back on my pants and leaves! Why she did that I don't know but god I was in a state of shock.
2) around September last year this girl invited me to hang out, asked me if I could go pick her up, so there i was waiting for her in front of her house, picked her up, she said she wanted to go to the movies and eat somewhere, so I took her to the movies first so when we went to eat we could have something to talk about. Thing is I don't remember shit about the movie since we were basically spending more time making out and touching than we were watching the movie. Movie ends we go to eat at Denny's that's right next to the movies, we finished eating and she says "I kinda want some desert now" I told her that's ok and ask her what does she want and she smiles and grabs between my legs. I knew what she wanted so I take her back to her house, we get in her room, we start to make out, she takes off my clothes and I start to take off hers. As I'm about to remove her panties she stops me and says that she can't do it. She left me pantied, it felt like throwing from the line of 3 and missing the shot.
1) I was in highschool on my last semester, since prom was close my school decided to throw a party to get more funds for it. So it was Friday night I just got to the school, everyone was at the court sitting around, dancing and this one girl who I was hitting on when I was on 10th grade came up to me and we started talking. We danced a little and then she told me if I wanted to go to the back of the school cause she wanted to have a little fun, so we go to the back of the school and while I was gropping her ass and tits and making out she bit my neck and started to go down on me slowly. I was already hard cause I knew what was gonna happen, we were going to have sex. Then the unnexpected happens... She pulls down my zipper, whips it out and god damn it... She just blows a little wind on my shaft, shoves it back on my pants and leaves! Why she did that I don't know but god I was in a state of shock.
2) around September last year this girl invited me to hang out, asked me if I could go pick her up, so there i was waiting for her in front of her house, picked her up, she said she wanted to go to the movies and eat somewhere, so I took her to the movies first so when we went to eat we could have something to talk about. Thing is I don't remember shit about the movie since we were basically spending more time making out and touching than we were watching the movie. Movie ends we go to eat at Denny's that's right next to the movies, we finished eating and she says "I kinda want some desert now" I told her that's ok and ask her what does she want and she smiles and grabs between my legs. I knew what she wanted so I take her back to her house, we get in her room, we start to make out, she takes off my clothes and I start to take off hers. As I'm about to remove her panties she stops me and says that she can't do it. She left me pantied, it felt like throwing from the line of 3 and missing the shot.
I used to date a Filipina who would whisper in my ear how in the Philippines people would just go at it like wild monkeys. Then she would tell me about her fantasies doing it with her dad on a rainy day. I'm not going to lie, it was hot as hell. Too bad this girl ended up being a little too wacko for me.
Arkos
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WHAT?!?!
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This is either bullshit or you have some horrible luck my friend
I swear on my blue balls its true, she said she didn't want to do it cause we weren't boyfriend and girlfriend. She wanted to try but said that wasn't like her.
SquiddyCracker
Banned
I... don't really have any?
Stories implies they're worth being told.
Stories implies they're worth being told.
bigfunkychiken
Member
this honestly has me stumped.
SquiddyCracker
Banned
You are a stud muffin?
When I managed a Little Caesars Pizza years ago, I gave a job to the daughter of the older woman I was dating at the time. She was an awful employee and if it was anyone else I would have fired her within a week but because it was my girlfriend's daughter I was more lenient than I should have been.
I would give her a ride home at night and usually spend the night with her mom as well. One night when we were closing up for the night she started flirting and one thing led to another and she ended up giving me head in my car in the back lot after we made out for a bit. I felt pretty shitty about the situation immediately afterwards, but we kept it to ourselves and I took her home and spent the night with her mom anyway.
Well, the same thing happened two nights later, and we ended up having sex on my desk at the back of the store that night and every night we closed together for almost 5 months before she got another job at a clothes store in the mall with a friend of hers. After that I rarely saw her anymore and we never messed around again. I was with her mom for another 2 years before I moved out of state for a job.
I would give her a ride home at night and usually spend the night with her mom as well. One night when we were closing up for the night she started flirting and one thing led to another and she ended up giving me head in my car in the back lot after we made out for a bit. I felt pretty shitty about the situation immediately afterwards, but we kept it to ourselves and I took her home and spent the night with her mom anyway.
Well, the same thing happened two nights later, and we ended up having sex on my desk at the back of the store that night and every night we closed together for almost 5 months before she got another job at a clothes store in the mall with a friend of hers. After that I rarely saw her anymore and we never messed around again. I was with her mom for another 2 years before I moved out of state for a job.
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CaptainSlow
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My wife and I have a good female friend who is pretty cute. We used to have get togethers every weekend with her and after having a lot of drinks, our friend said the one thing she always wanted to do was have a threesome. I brought up the idea to my wife who was my gf at the time and she wanted nothing to do with it. It took a long time of convincing but I warmed her up to the idea and she actually agreed to do it with me and her friend and was actually excited about it. She had 2 conditions though. One, that there wouldn't be any kissing and two, if we ever met a guy friend who wanted to do a threesome we would do one with him as well. I agreed and on New Years Eve a few years back we had eventually went through with it. It was absolutely amazing and have done it a couple times since.
I don't have anything really interesting to say, but my first time was pretty terrible. I had no idea what was going on. The angles didn't make sense to me really
Last weekend though I went back up to school to see some friends that are getting married, and ran into the girl I did it with for the first time. She was really into me for some reason; we were making out and probably would have fucked if we could have gotten away with it. I was more excited about the fact that she'd sell me her mexican strat for cheap though
also after that girl left I tried to fuck this other girl when everyone else went to bed, but she saw me with the first one and wouldn't let me. She did let me make out with her and I got to play with her tits for awhile so it wasn't all bad
Last weekend though I went back up to school to see some friends that are getting married, and ran into the girl I did it with for the first time. She was really into me for some reason; we were making out and probably would have fucked if we could have gotten away with it. I was more excited about the fact that she'd sell me her mexican strat for cheap though
also after that girl left I tried to fuck this other girl when everyone else went to bed, but she saw me with the first one and wouldn't let me. She did let me make out with her and I got to play with her tits for awhile so it wasn't all bad
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Ultimadrago
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:lol
10/10 lmfao
Officially hard.
RoninChaos
Member
Pizza pizza.
Mattlikewhoa
Member
I'm sure you've got something even if it's depraved like mine...
This is probably the only appropriate response to this.
I'm dying here because of this
Bitch peed in my bed!!!
Have a friend who I have history with. We both liked each other at different points during high school. If I called today and said leave your fiancée she'd pack up and leave (I feel kinda bad for dude). We have love for each other but I'm not leaving my situation ever. Anyway. Years ago we had sex a few times. One time after a heavy night of drinking she came back to my place. We had sexy and went to sleep. She started making some noises which woke me up. I start feeling the bed under me get wet which rips me out of my sleep pissed. I pick her up and put her on my couch. I'm removing everything and washing everything. I hear the same weird noise coming from her. She's pissing on my couch now. WTF!!! I've never been so drunk that I've passed myself.
Have a friend who I have history with. We both liked each other at different points during high school. If I called today and said leave your fiancée she'd pack up and leave (I feel kinda bad for dude). We have love for each other but I'm not leaving my situation ever. Anyway. Years ago we had sex a few times. One time after a heavy night of drinking she came back to my place. We had sexy and went to sleep. She started making some noises which woke me up. I start feeling the bed under me get wet which rips me out of my sleep pissed. I pick her up and put her on my couch. I'm removing everything and washing everything. I hear the same weird noise coming from her. She's pissing on my couch now. WTF!!! I've never been so drunk that I've passed myself.
Hahahaha I can't stop laughing at this.
Not once but twice? That's not exactly something I ever heard of...
This sounds like the first time my boyfriend tried anal...
pikachu Lv 5
Member
I feel so vanilla after reading some of these stories. There's so much shit that I do want to try but too scared to initiate/not confident enough to find somebody or try.
I'm glad I returned to this thread, I checked out after reading some.. bad experiences on the first page.
Well my old girlfriend wanted to try some bondage with a rope, me tying her up, her tying me up, you know just the soft stuff. So anyways I find it really hard to do anything with my hands tied behind my back, but i'm lying right on top of her, fucking away and i'm having trouble staying inside her, she keeps sliding further up the bed and I can't position myself right. So I roll over on my side and manage to get up on my knees and scoot myself up the bed, suddenly she grabs me to pull me down on top of her.. my hands are tied behind my back of course, so I am unable to stop myself from falling as I smash face-first into the headboard so hard my nose won't stop bleeding for a half-hour.
Well my old girlfriend wanted to try some bondage with a rope, me tying her up, her tying me up, you know just the soft stuff. So anyways I find it really hard to do anything with my hands tied behind my back, but i'm lying right on top of her, fucking away and i'm having trouble staying inside her, she keeps sliding further up the bed and I can't position myself right. So I roll over on my side and manage to get up on my knees and scoot myself up the bed, suddenly she grabs me to pull me down on top of her.. my hands are tied behind my back of course, so I am unable to stop myself from falling as I smash face-first into the headboard so hard my nose won't stop bleeding for a half-hour.
Sikamikanico
#1 Dad
I have a few stories I really wanted to share, but I know a few people on this board in real life... and sadly, this shit just can't get out.
Great thread though!
Great thread though!
PM them to someone to post in your stead.
Twilight Gap
Member
I don't really have any particularly amusing stories worth sharing other than the occasional "person walks in" ones. I could share the most recent one I suppose.
I went through a rather unstable period a few years ago during the twilight of a relationship. One thing led to another and I ended up in a short term rehab facility. There were several other patients around my age, and a few were going through their own "post relationship" motions. I think it's clear where this is going.
Being away from society in such an environment for several weeks with a fair share of decent girls looking to bone the least insane guy admitted was a convenient (and rather shameless) place to rebound. Everyone gets to know one another after a few days of "group", and then they go nuts when the staff isn't looking (moreso the adults than the teenagers). The furthest I went there myself was 3rd base (thanks to blindspots in the surveillance), and some of the older guys would try to goad us into going all the way. When you sink low enough to end up there, anything goes, but I wasn't interested in extending my stay. Mind you, these were mostly normal chicks with bipolar and stuff, not the ones in padded rooms on TV (although I remember one trying to hang herself with a rope she threaded from the bedsheets...). It honestly felt like (again, shameless) boarding school at times, and I heard some of the places downtown where even worse in that regard.
Of course, there was nothing to stop us when we got out, but those weren't anything post-worthy (except for the one-nighter with one of them who I could have sworn was a vampire. biting and digging nails into each other isn't exactly my fetish).
There's also that one time at Disney World...
I went through a rather unstable period a few years ago during the twilight of a relationship. One thing led to another and I ended up in a short term rehab facility. There were several other patients around my age, and a few were going through their own "post relationship" motions. I think it's clear where this is going.
Being away from society in such an environment for several weeks with a fair share of decent girls looking to bone the least insane guy admitted was a convenient (and rather shameless) place to rebound. Everyone gets to know one another after a few days of "group", and then they go nuts when the staff isn't looking (moreso the adults than the teenagers). The furthest I went there myself was 3rd base (thanks to blindspots in the surveillance), and some of the older guys would try to goad us into going all the way. When you sink low enough to end up there, anything goes, but I wasn't interested in extending my stay. Mind you, these were mostly normal chicks with bipolar and stuff, not the ones in padded rooms on TV (although I remember one trying to hang herself with a rope she threaded from the bedsheets...). It honestly felt like (again, shameless) boarding school at times, and I heard some of the places downtown where even worse in that regard.
Of course, there was nothing to stop us when we got out, but those weren't anything post-worthy (except for the one-nighter with one of them who I could have sworn was a vampire. biting and digging nails into each other isn't exactly my fetish).
There's also that one time at Disney World...
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I was trying to think of something that would go in this thread and this one reminded me of a good one.
So I'm on my honeymoon in a hotel in Kenya. It was one of those holidays where you're constantly on the move and doing stuff every day so we didn't really get chance to bang that much (were together 11 years by this point so not really a traditional honeymoon). We finally get a free afternoon a few days into the trip and are gagging for it, so we bust out all the toys ready to go to town - and I made sure to put the Do Not Disturb sign up.
So fast forward half an hour and I have my new wife tied quite comprehensively to a chair and am happily violating her with whatever was in our bag of tricks. Then suddenly I hear the door go behind me. With frankly astounding catlike reflexes I jump up and sprint over to the door, slamming it shut on the cleaning lady who's managed to jam her foot in the door. We tussle - me naked and tumescent, my wife tied to a chair legs akimbo filled with plastic and the cleaning lady desperately trying to squeeze into the door. Eventually she wedges the door open enough to see into the room, at which point her eyes bug out and with a very curt SORRY closes the door shut and scampers off down the corridor.
What always makes me think about this is what why, when she encounters resistance does she STILL persist in getting into the room?? Also, African hotel maids, surprisingly strong.
Well you should have PM'd him that not write it in this thread...
Sikamikanico
#1 Dad
What happened at Disney world? Biting really depends on if it bruises or not and like scratches painful but worth it to me...
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Gentle nibbling and scratching is pretty fun. And being choked. Not to the point of passing out mind you. But a forearm to the throat is a wonderful thing
Twilight Gap
Member
On second thought, that particular story might be too indecent for GAF
I don't mind a bit of "rough play", but that particular woman must have thought I was a scratching post.
Gentle is a bit bland for me, I'm really no good at the whole oxygen starvation thing.
I missed the dirty story
, those who treat you like a scratching post are the best to me...CarpeDeezNutz
Member
Black girl with tig oh bitties gave me a beej while I watched Amadeus. Was good at it too.
Rock me, Amadeus!
Have a couple, but there is this one and some stairs. My ex used to live in an old mansion with 3 friends of hers. The hall and stairs in this mansion were covered in velvet. Sweet soft velvet. We came home totally pissed drunk one night, and while entering and going up the stairs we start fondeling. Before we were even halfway upstairs I pushed her down (gently) on the stairs. She took of her bra and panties while I was stuggling with my pants (damn you, skiennies!). We were both buck naked, and pounding away. Sounded like a flabby, fat kid running a marathon. Amazing sex, no brakes. Pulling hair, screaming, etc... She came, I pulled out and she started sucking me off like a champ. I'm about to come, and pull mr. happy out of her mouth while he gives her a pearl necklace.
She washes up and we go to bed. We wake up and she's in horrible pain. She was sleeping on her back, turns around and the sheets were covered in blood. Nothing like a slasher flick, but enough to get worried. Apprently, the friction from banging on a velvet underground scratched open her back and ass. I remove the sheets completely and my knees were also busted up. Carpet burn up the wazoo! Her's was waaaay worse than mine.
We go downstairs and of course her room mates heard us getting it on. They make some stupid remarks and I try to pay no mind. Then one roomie said: "I'd appreciate it if you'd clean up next time".
I wonder what I did and I check the stairs. Apperently I had popped off some stains on that beatiful red valvet carpet covering the stairs. Guess my aim wasn't as true as I imagined.
Oh, and there was this one time one of my best friends dad walked in on her giving me head in his own couch during a BBQ. That was embarrasing
Triggerhappytel
Member
My wife used to 'share' my man-juice with me if I came in her mouth. It was pretty grim but I didn't mind too much seeing as I'm always the one unloading in her!
For real? That sounds a bit exaggerated. You were completely okay with the neighbour watching? God, my wife's libido crashed through the floor after we had kids.
My wife used to get really horny on her period, and she never had a lot of blood so we'd shag as normal. Besides a bit of blood on my member and maybe on the bed it didn't make much of a mess.
Yeah, I've not really got any interesting stories either. I once got a blowjob from my wife when we first got together while we were in the room with two of her friends watching a film (I think it was under pretence that she was going to sleep), but we've never been that wild. For the most part I enjoy vaginal sex when we're in a bed (or the living room sofa, at the very least). The prospect of anal sex does nothing for me, and I prefer to be alone so there's zero chance of being caught.
EDIT - I've just read through this whole topic and feel pretty horny now.
CarpeDeezNutz
Member
Also, had sex with an old gf in a modern art masterpiece.
Actually in modern art or as the art itself?
il Diavolo
Banned
Blowjob. Ha.
The Painted World of Ariamis
i don't know why I'm all of a sudden full of jokes in this topic
SquiddyCracker
Banned
Btw, I estimate at least 50% of the stories to be fabricated.
Not that it matters though
Not that it matters though
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