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Monday, March 21
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Joseph Smith
Bret Baier
needs a beer
Muhammad
Megyn Kelly
brought tough questions for Trump
Ras Tafari
Chris Wallace
I and I report - you decide
GRAND OLD TESTAMENT
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Noah
John Kasich
brokers plan to wipe out the Republican race - reboot the party with this guy
Yahweh
Donald Trump
Bush burner - we don't know if he'll show up
Lucifer
Ted Cruz
challenged the establishment - blames Trump for Babel Tower's construction setbacks
DAMNED
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Nimrod
Rick Perry
abolish creator labor laws
Abraham
Scott Walker
does what he's told - his son Isaac is the head of a union
Ham
Bobby Jindal
inappropriate use of public assets - brought a curse upon Louisiana for a generation
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Joseph
Lindsey Graham
everyone's jealous of his rainbow dreamcoat - a neurosurgeon showed him how to store grain
King Solomon
George Pataki
wise guy - threatened to cut welfare in two
Daniel
Mike Huckabee
damn good shoes - wants another show at the liars den
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Lot
Rick Santorum
prefers incest to sodomy - his wife's still salty about gay marriage
Adam
Rand Paul
created in his father's image - dad needs a do-over
Eve
Carly Fiorina
banished from Silicon Garden - trusted a lyin' snake
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Jonah
Chris Christie
reluctant Trump surrogate - trapped in the body of a whale
Samson
Jim Gilmore
embarassing underperformance - blames his haircut
Job
Jeb Bush
the Lord loves all his children - except for this one
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Cain
Ben Carson
stabbed his brother - belt buckles weren't invented yet
David
Marco Rubio
mudslinger - someday he'll be king
MANNEQUIN FROM HEAVEN
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Moses
Mitt Romney
denounces golden idols - parted the red coalition
NEW DEAL TESTAMENT
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Jesus
Bernie Sanders
loaves and fishes plan doesn't add up - path to the nomination is over a body of water
Judas
Hillary Clinton
thirty million pieces of silver
SALVATION
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Pontius Pilate
Joe Biden
didn't make a decision until it was too late
Lazarus
Jim Webb
left his cave to run for president - we thought the Dixiecrats were dead
King Herod
Lincoln Chafee
cast the first stone - he missed
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Mary
Lawrence Lessig
corruption is the only issue that matters - the immaculate misconception
John the Baptist
Martin O'Malley
just hanging out at the pool
REVELATION
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Antichrist
Barack Obama
no term limits in the Apocalypse - one thousand years of Third Way centrism
THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION
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APOCRYPHA
Republican Debate 12 [CNN] Ru-Bi-Oh! It's time to d-d-d-d-dddddd-drop out
Democrat Debate 8 [Univision] Agent Smith goes to Washington
Democrat Debate 7 [CNN] But...the electorate refused to change
Republican Debate 10 [CNN] Super Tuesday Bros. Melee
Republican Debate 9 [CBS News] Screw you guys, I'm going home
Trump Town Hall [Fox Lose] Look what I have created
Republican Debate 7 [Fox News] One does not simply win Iowa
Republican Debate 6 [Fox Business] Super PAC Fighter 2 Turbo
Republican Debate 5 [CNN] To boldly go where no one has gone before
Republican Debate 4 [Fox Business] Kapow!