Broder Salsa
Banned
FF is on ignore here, with that add on that completely removes his posts. Wish I could ignore him on Whatsapp too.
FF is one of the coolest ember on FootyGAF. In fact I am going to play Xenoverse just because of his endorsementand my cousins craze
Akira Toriyama should pay you for marketing the eff out of this franchise FF
FF is great. The fact that he likes Barce and dislikes Real Madrid is a cherry on top
FF is on ignore here, with that add on that completely removes his posts. Wish I could ignore him on Whatsapp too.
TRANSFER GOSSIP
Real Madrid have watched Tottenham striker Harry Kane three times this season and will continue to monitor his progress, even though the 21-year-old has just signed a new contract at White Hart Lane. (Daily Mail)
Manchester United will look to sign Tottenham's 28-year-old goalkeeper Hugo Lloris in a £25m deal if Real Madrid complete a move for current stopper David De Gea, 24. (Daily Express)
Paul Pogba's agent has confirmed the 21-year-old France midfielder could leave Juventus this summer, but thinks potential suitors including Manchester United, Chelsea and Real Madrid may have to break the world transfer record to secure his services. (Daily Mail)
Arsenal are set to pip Manchester United to the £1m signature of 16-year-old Valenciennes defender Dayot Upomecano. (Daily Mirror)
Liverpool are looking to bring 24-year-old Benfica midfielder Eduardo Salvio to Anfield this summer. (Metro)
And the Reds are poised to battle Arsenal for the signature of out-of-favour Malaga keeper Guillermo Ochoa, 29. (Daily Express)
Manchester United have sent scouts to watch 21-year-old Inter Milan striker Mauro Icardi, who is also wanted by Liverpool. (Inside Futbol)
OTHER GOSSIP
Manchester City are monitoring Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone as their faltering form under Manuel Pellegrini continues to cause concern. (Daily Mail)
Leicester chairman Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha told manager Nigel Pearson he was sacked on Sunday - only to be talked out of the change by his son Aiyawatt, a staunch supporter of Pearson. (Daily Mirror)
Crystal Palace midfielder James McArthur, who was involved in a touchline altercation with Pearson, has downplayed the incident as a joke. (Evening Standard)
Alternatively, McArthur says Pearson "scared" him during the incident. (Independent)
Tottenham striker Harry Kane has taken on a vocal role in the White Hart Lane dressing room and could even be handed the club captaincy in the future. (Telegraph)
Everton boss Roberto Martinez says he has no issue with Kevin Mirallas despite the 27-year-old winger telling Belgian media he wanted a "new challenge". (Evening Standard)
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says he is sure the Gunners will still qualify for the Champions League despite Saturday's defeat to top-four rivals Tottenham. (The Sun - subscription required)
Newcastle boss John Carver says predecessor Alan Pardew would make a good England manager. (The Guardian)
Meanwhile, current England manager Roy Hodgson is set to hand a shock international call-up to Burnley striker Danny Ings, 22 . (Daily Star)
Liverpool fear Brazilian midfielder Lucas Leiva, 28, could be out for up to a month with a thigh strain. (Daily Express)
Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea almost signed for Wigan in 2011 before his move to Old Trafford. (Daily Star)
Manchester City defender Eliaquim Mangala, 23, has admitted he has been too inconsistent since his summer move from Porto. (The Guardian)
West Brom manager Tony Pulis believes new signing Darren Fletcher, 31, can help to monitor the club's young players. (The Times - subscription required)
Wales manager Chris Coleman has leapt to the defence of under-fire Real Madrid star Gareth Bale, 25. (Daily Express)
Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta has backed team-mate Sergio Aguero, 26, to return to his best form, saying he just needs to find the net. (Manchester Evening News)
BEST OF SOCIAL MEDIA
QPR striker Charlie Austin hailed retiring legend Tony McCoy as "the best jockey of all time" on Twitter.
Hull striker Sone Aluko expressed on Twitter his hope that elections in his native Nigeria would pass off peacefully.
Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli commiserated on Twitter with his "original country" of Ghana after their defeat in Sunday's Africa Cup of Nations final.
AND FINALLY...
Chelsea's new signing Juan Cuadrado has revealed the secret to his lightning pace - he has nightmares about being chased by a witch. (Daily Star)
A Sheffield Wednesday fan has been banned from attending football matches for three years for throwing a tangerine at Fulham supporters. (Daily Mail)
Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea almost signed for Wigan in 2011 before his move to Old Trafford. (Daily Star)
Chelsea's new signing Juan Cuadrado has revealed the secret to his lightning pace - he has nightmares about being chased by a witch. (Daily Star)
FF is on ignore here, with that add on that completely removes his posts. Wish I could ignore him on Whatsapp too.
I just can't imagine someone over the age of 13 huddled over this colourful little pocket-sized gaming device.
I realize we mostly talk about like actual professional players and matches, the real football nonsense, but I don't really have a solid alternate outlet for my question. I play too, but I have reached a sad position where I need to actually choose my primary position. Do you 'experts' have any ideas?
I realize we mostly talk about like actual professional players and matches, the real football nonsense, but I don't really have a solid alternate outlet for my question. I play too, but I have reached a sad position where I need to actually choose my primary position. Do you 'experts' have any ideas?
I guess you don't have something like a coach then ?
Just depends on your qualities, physical appearance, and your overview
Edit: That came out weird. Tired I guess? No good excuses, attempt two. I have been playing football for like ever. I play for a club team and the school team now. Officially, I don't have a position. I have played essentially every spot as necessary since I have a wide variety of skills, but some circumstances with showcases mean I need to choose a spot and stick with it. I am not sure where on the field I want to be the most, or where I would be the most useful, and I was wondering if anyone had any recommendations. If needed, which it probably will be, I can give more details.
Edit: That came out weird. Tired I guess? No good excuses, attempt two. I have been playing football for like ever. I play for a club team and the school team now. Officially, I don't have a position. I have played essentially every spot as necessary since I have a wide variety of skills, but some circumstances with showcases mean I need to choose a spot and stick with it. I am not sure where on the field I want to be the most, or where I would be the most useful, and I was wondering if anyone had any recommendations. If needed, which it probably will be, I can give more details.
Northern Ireland story of the week: a council sought to pardon and erect a plaque to some women convicted of witchcraft in the 1700s, this was the response:
My coach is completely and totally incompetent. The only reason we ever have any conceivable success is because the team has an acceptable level of chemistry. I would take anything he says with a grain of salt, so I'm trying other options.
False nine.
Its always the answer.
My coach is completely and totally incompetent. The only reason we ever have any conceivable success is because the team has an acceptable level of chemistry. I would take anything he says with a grain of salt, so I'm trying other options.
blablurn would you like to start a company with me so we finally become employed
oh god. i was waiting all time for this question. im done with this shit. im about to hit the 90s mark in terms of sent applications.
I figure I should probably throw my information out now, so I don't have to answer a billion times.
I'm about 183cm, 73kg. I run about 4.6s in a 40 yd dash, but mostly ran distance in track events. I don't have good numbers for strength, but it is safe to say I am beat by only the keepers and CB's.
The positions I have played most often are: CF (as a target man), Second Striker, LW/RW, CDM, CB, and LB.
I have the strength and tackling ability for Defense, speed for the outside spots, finishing for the top, and stamina for midfield, but no qualities that really put me more in one category than another. The only spot I was never meant to play is keeper, I think.
Edit: Sorry for like, wasting everyone's time, I just don't really know a solid way I can answer the question at this exact moment, which is what I want.
I figure I should probably throw my information out now, so I don't have to answer a billion times.
I'm about 183cm, 73kg. I run about 4.6s in a 40 yd dash, but mostly ran distance in track events. I don't have good numbers for strength, but it is safe to say I am beat by only the keepers and CB's.
The positions I have played most often are: CF (as a target man), Second Striker, LW/RW, CDM, CB, and LB.
I have the strength and tackling ability for Defense, speed for the outside spots, finishing for the top, and stamina for midfield, but no qualities that really put me more in one category than another. The only spot I was never meant to play is keeper, I think.
Edit: Sorry for like, wasting everyone's time, I just don't really know a solid way I can answer the question at this exact moment, which is what I want.
Sounds like a box to box defensive midfielder to me mate.
Libero.I figure I should probably throw my information out now, so I don't have to answer a billion times.
I'm about 183cm, 73kg. I run about 4.6s in a 40 yd dash, but mostly ran distance in track events. I don't have good numbers for strength, but it is safe to say I am beat by only the keepers and CB's.
The positions I have played most often are: CF (as a target man), Second Striker, LW/RW, CDM, CB, and LB.
I have the strength and tackling ability for Defense, speed for the outside spots, finishing for the top, and stamina for midfield, but no qualities that really put me more in one category than another. The only spot I was never meant to play is keeper, I think.
Edit: Sorry for like, wasting everyone's time, I just don't really know a solid way I can answer the question at this exact moment, which is what I want.
For some reason I love the craziness in MGS. I can just accept it without questioning it. The only thing I hate is Kojimas hard on for the Big Boss timeline.
For me it's Snake all the way.
But he keeps putting Big Boss in the spotlight. And I hate that so much.
When Kojima fucks up Silent Hill we can hate him for that too.
Every fucker wants to play upfront even if they can't. Sounds like you could induce quite a lot of small-dick syndrome in an opposition team if you played defence.
Every fucker wants to play upfront even if they can't. Sounds like you could induce quite a lot of small-dick syndrome in an opposition team if you played defence.
Nah I didn't.
Wanted to play midfield, but was forced to play keeper my entire youth.
Sadly I had pretty great reflexes and was a pretty great keeper, still wanted that midfield position :x
and no one ever tracks back to defend, it's the greatest thing
and no one ever tracks back to defend, it's the greatest thing
Nah I didn't.
Wanted to play midfield, but was forced to play keeper my entire youth.
Sadly I had pretty great reflexes and was a pretty great keeper, still wanted that midfield position :x
LVG needs to fuck off with this. He keeps talking about imbalanced team, well playing Rooney in MF is causing a lot of fucking imbalance.
you sound like certain schalke kid
Not my job to eat pizza, I wish it was lol.
Just out for lunch m8s. First time eating here.
Finished the Pizza. 6/10
Not bad but not the traditional pizzas from Napoli they claim to be equal to.
Too crunchy as well.
The other napolitan pizza place here does it way better. And they don't use electric stove lol. And their pizzaiolo is from Napoli.
Mes que un club
One thing o fucking hate are players who can't change their game to suit the opposition or even listen.
This kind of in-depth write-up can only be the work of a paid pizza aficionado.
For some reason I love the craziness in MGS. I can just accept it without questioning it. The only thing I hate is Kojimas hard on for the Big Boss timeline.
For me it's Snake all the way.
But he keeps putting Big Boss in the spotlight. And I hate that so much.
Believe it or not
I am going to that other pizza place I was talking about in that post later today lol.
Incredible.
Pizza twice in one day.
So, I have a vote for CDM, a vote for CB. Who's going to win?