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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT1| Wes to make an awesome 2014-2015 OT1

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Hixx said:
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Wtf has she done to her face
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I saw that earlier on the BBC. Yikes!
 
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tarzanpuyol said:
you know good looking chicks like that probably have shitty self steem when they go above and beyond to make themselves look that crappy.
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Yep

Been a lot of reports that she isn't handling the media scrutiny at all well since the drugs charge and sex tape, guess this is a result of that
 
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The_Hitcher89 said:
Yep

Been a lot of reports that she isn't handling the media scrutiny at all well since the drugs charge and sex tape, guess this is a result of that
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dont know her background but now that I know that, new possibilities have opened.

Blablurn said:
Blick: Shaqiri's agent had a meeting with Sammer and Rummenigge about extending the Swiss star's contract until 2018.
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Is Shaquiri a viable center mid, everytime I've seen him play he is on the wing.
 
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Tattooed eyebrows are the most unnatural thing ever. When will people learn... The fucking lips and botox don't help, obviously. I don't know who Tulisa is but looking at that face I'm pretty sure she looked a million times more attractive before. Ugh.
 
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Nicktendo86 said:
Wasn't a sex tape really, was just a video of her blowing some bloke pretty badly. Kept whacking it against her face for some reason.
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She's a chav. Should all wear special badges. Explains stupid stuff like that. She thought it looked cool in a porn video her and her cousin Dappy "nananaaaaai" McDappy watched that was filmed in Hackney so she thought she'd do the same thing for her bbz.

She was proper attractive during around the time of her stint on X-Factor though. Then went off the deepend.
 
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The_Hitcher89 said:
There's a large section of our fanbase, normally 40+ years old, or student-age trying to emulate them, who are so far up their own arses it's unbelievable. Everything is worth sentiment, everything is romantic, every experience is magical.

Combine that flowery nonsense with poor writing and you end up with that rubbish, combine it again with RAWK's kindergarten mods who promote any old shite as long as it's over 3 paragraphs long and makes Anfield sound like a 6-year old's version of Disneyland and it becomes a monster. Then they create an environment where constructive criticism isn't tolerated and you either swoon over that Year-9 standard rhetoric or you shut your mouth, and you end up with a complete unreadable book that people will buy because they think they have to, since there's no fucking way that anyone wants to read hundreds of pages of that shite out of anything other than feeling like they have to.
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Aye, take a gander every so often out of curiosity but the mawkish sentimentality is just too much. Look at this, for example:
Luis Suárez has reached a pact with the random. He will do its bidding and it will do his. Luis Suárez plays every moment of the game as though it is its own moment; crystalline, pure. For Luis Suárez the game is afoot. The game is always afoot. It is here and it is now and therefore we play and we play and we play and we play and we play. And we win. And we win and we win and we win and we win. Or we die trying.

Luis Suárez is the best footballer at dealing with random I’ve ever seen. Luis Suárez doesn’t just expect the unexpected, Luis Suárez is the unexpected. He’s footballing Chaos, terrifying opponents, taking the expected football universe off its axis and realigning the reality of defenders into a far darker place where all the old certainties dissolve into a primordial swamp and instead the hindbrain twitches with fear.
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Someone wrote that.
 
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Roberto Pereyra has reached a pact with the random. He will do its bidding and it will do his. Roberto Pereyra plays every moment of the game as though it is its own moment; crystalline, pure. For Roberto Pereyra the game is afoot. The game is always afoot. It is here and it is now and therefore we play and we play and we play and we play and we play. And we win. And we win and we win and we win and we win. Or we die trying.

Roberto Pereyra is the best footballer at dealing with random I’ve ever seen. Roberto Pereyra doesn’t just expect the unexpected, Roberto Pereyra is the unexpected. He’s footballing Chaos, terrifying opponents, taking the expected football universe off its axis and realigning the reality of defenders into a far darker place where all the old certainties dissolve into a primordial swamp and instead the hindbrain twitches with fear.
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I wrote this.
 
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Salvadora said:
Aye, take a gander every so often out of curiosity but the mawkish sentimentality is just too much. Look at this, for example:

Someone wrote that.
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The funny thing is, in attempting to sound like it's written from the heart, the entire thrust of the piece gets lost in a sea of bad metaphors and just sounds over-thought. Nobody thinks like that, nobody talks like that, nobody wants to read that unless they enjoy cringe-comedy.

Which I do, so more pls :p
 
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SocialRMadrid ‏@SocialRMadrid 2m

Khedira has asked Arsenal €9M per year. If AFC refuses, Khedira will leave for free in 2015. [@JLSanchez78]
 
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