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[Heavy's Sandvich]

It looked shit if I tried to keep the headphones in

If only wooden wasn't banned

that's immense.

 

[windfish]

yurt this might be your worst post of all time, and you know how dearly I hold you

everything about it is disgusting

is this what an alternate reality inter loving yurt posts like? pls we need to go back

wow a pulga post and I can agree 100%! what a time to be lurker <3

1) OoT
2) Link's Awakening
3) Majoras Mask
4) Wind Waker
5) ALttP
6) ALttP2
7) TwIlight Princess
8) Skyward Sword
9) Minish Cap
10) Oracle of Ages/Seasons

The DS Zelda games can go fuck themselves, even though Spirit Tracks wasn't too bad.

 

[Scum]

What would you guys do if you found your 11 year old sister texting with a kid going on about his big dick and how much he wants to fuck her?

Mother and brother fucked up.

 

[Linius]

wow a pulga post and I can agree 100%! what a time to be lurker <3

1) OoT
2) Link's Awakening
3) Majoras Mask
4) Wind Waker
5) ALttP
6) ALttP2
7) TwIlight Princess
8) Skyward Sword
9) Minish Cap
10) Oracle of Ages/Seasons

The DS Zelda games can go fuck themselves, even though Spirit Tracks wasn't too bad.

As a lurker, how do you feel about Pulga in general on a scale from 1 to 10?

 

[FlutterPuffs]

What would you guys do if you found your 11 year old sister texting with a kid going on about his big dick and how much he wants to fuck her?

Yes, it's fantastic.

What.

 

[Scum]

What.

Sister is already dating. Only 11.

 

[L1NETT]

Derby set to sign Bent on loan

sir steve will sort him out

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

What would you guys do if you found your 11 year old sister texting with a kid going on about his big dick and how much he wants to fuck her?

Yes, it's fantastic.

tell the kid's mum

 

[Splatt]

Derby set so sign Bent on loan

sir steve will sort him out

I remember when Bent was linked with Liverpool

and Ricky Van Wolfsinkel

and Konoplyanka

and goddamn the transfer policy at Liverpool is shit someone should be shot

 

[Scum]

STEVEN GERRARD GOSSIP
Steven Gerrard, who is set to leave Liverpool at the end of the season, is wanted by LA Galaxy and two other MLS teams. (Daily Mirror)
Gerrard's exact destination has yet to be confirmed, but the 34-year-old midfielder is likely to head to the US. (Liverpool Echo)
The prospect of being a substitute for much of next season has persuaded Gerrard to leave Liverpool at the end of the season and move abroad to a new club. (Daily Express)
The situation over Gerrard's future has become awkward and Liverpool hope that by announcing his departure it will enable the club to focus on the rest of the season without it hanging over them. (Independent)
Former Liverpool and England striker Peter Crouch, 33, says Gerrard is "easily the best player I have played with". (Liverpool Echo)

TRANSFER GOSSIP
Manchester United have earmarked Juventus' former United midfielder Paul Pogba, 21, as their main transfer target after being snubbed by Real Madrid's forward pair Cristiano Ronaldo, 29, and Gareth Bale, 25. (Daily Star)
Liverpool are leading the chase to sign Bayern Munich midfielder Xherdan Shaqiri, 23, after making a permanent offer, while their rivals for the Switzerland star's signature, Inter Milan and Juventus, have only offered loan deals. (Metro)
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger admits that he wants Yaya Sanogo, 21, to join a Premier League club on loan, with Aston Villa, Crystal Palace or Sunderland the most likely destination. (Daily Star)
Spanish champions Atletico Madrid claim they have turned down an offer from Manchester City for 19-year-old defender Jose Gimenez. (Daily Mirror)
Manchester United are set to make striker Radamel Falcao's loan deal from Monaco permanent within the coming days after becoming satisfied that the 28-year-old Colombia star is "fully up to scratch physically". (Metro)
Tottenham are interested in signing Everton midfielder James McCarthy. The 24-year-old cost the Toffees £13m when he joined them in September 2013. (Daily Mail)
Midfielder Frank Lampard, 36, could stay at Manchester City beyond the end of this season, says the club's manager Manuel Pellegrini. (Guardian)
Birmingham City aim to keep hold of 18-year-old winger Demarai Gray after rejecting a £1.5m bid from Championship leaders Bournemouth. (Birmingham Mail)
Central defender Martin Demichelis, 34, will be offered a new one-year deal with Manchester City to keep him at the club until the summer of 2016. (Manchester Evening News)

OTHER GOSSIP
Didier Drogba is set to hang up his boots at the end of the season as Chelsea close in on the signing of Croatian striker Andrej Kramaric, with the 36-year-old striker set to take up a coaching role under Jose Mourinho instead. (Daily Express)
Ryan Bertrand, 25, is ready to sign a permanent deal at Southampton when his season-long loan from Chelsea comes to an end. (Setanta.com)
West Brom have tempted former Stoke and Crystal Palace boss Tony Pulis back into management with a massive salary and transfer budget. (Sun, subscription required)
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho may face a ban from the Football Association after he criticised the fitness of referee Phil Dowd following the Blues' 5-3 defeat by Tottenham on Thursday. (Times, subscription required)
Mourinho also says that attacking midfielder Eden Hazard, 23, needs to be protected by referees or the Belgium international will leave the Premier League. (Daily Telegraph)
Manchester United's Ashley Young, 29, who can play in midfield or as a wing-back, will be out for at least a month because of a hamstring injury. (Sun, subscription required)
Leicester manager Nigel Pearson has called for a greater use of television technology to decide controversial moments. It comes after the Foxes conceded a dubious penalty in their 2-2 draw at Liverpool. (Times, subscription required)
Derby boss Steve McClaren has dismissed speculation linking him with the vacant Newcastle United manager's job. (Newcastle Chronicle)

BEST OF SOCIAL MEDIA
A New York City fan posted a 'missing poster' of Frank Lampard on Twitter after the 36-year-old midfielder extended his loan deal at Manchester City.
Tottenham winger Andros Townsend, 23, paid tribute on Twitter to team-mate Harry Kane after his two-goal heroics helped the North London club beat Chelsea 5-3 on Thursday. He wrote: "He's one of our own, he's one of our oooown @hkane28 he's one of our own!! What a win! Great start to 2015!"

AND FINALLY...
It was not just Townsend who was impressed with Kane as the 21-year-old striker was bombarded with marriage proposals following the victory over Chelsea. (Daily Star)

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[Wilbur]

Wilburine, Wind Waker was also quite lovely. Sailing and exploring the secrets of the sea was delightful

but unfortunately, it also followed the same tried and tested formula

i'll pass

I felt bad for what I said about Gerrard, so I wrote something

"he will win by hook or by crook. he is modest and humble."

pulga, you clearly said "I'd be livid to re-buy our own youth academy player we let go on a free for such an outlandish sum."

:lol :lol :lol

 

[jts]

Is there a place from where you can download EPL matches?

I just feel compelled to make a face out of yesterday's Chelsea game, at least one face I saw killed me, maybe more.

Or do I have to wait for the Spurs DVD to come out?

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

find the toothbrush dude.

 

[jts]

A New York City fan

/DEAD

 

[kharma45]

Is there a place from where you can download EPL matches?

I just feel compelled to make a face out of yesterday's Chelsea game, at least one face I saw killed me, maybe more.

Or do I have to wait for the Spurs DVD to come out?

There's a subreddit called footballhighlights that will have it.

 

[Ushojax]

Seems there is plenty of interest in Aaron Lennon this month. For £7m he could be a decent signing for someone.

 

[pulga]

wow a pulga post and I can agree 100%! what a time to be lurker <3

1) OoT
2) Link's Awakening
3) Majoras Mask
4) Wind Waker
5) ALttP
6) ALttP2
7) TwIlight Princess
8) Skyward Sword
9) Minish Cap
10) Oracle of Ages/Seasons

The DS Zelda games can go fuck themselves, even though Spirit Tracks wasn't too bad.

If Nintendo pulls it off, this one should easily enter the top 5.

*crosses fingers*

Mother and brother fucked up.

Err how?

 

[bud]

:lol :lol :lol

pulga's hilarious.

 

[jts]

There's a subreddit called footballhighlights that will have it.

Thanks m8, exactly what I needed.

It's out of focus though

 

[Wilbur]

pulga's hilarious.

i think he shows to me almost a lack of respect for the world in general

 

[Clegg]

Why's this shite I've read today? Giggs not a legend and Ramsey better than Gerrard and Lampard?

Christ, lads. Trolling with all the subtlety of a dog fucking a door knob.

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

do threads usually go to prove stereotypes?

Who said Giggs wasn't a legend?

 

[pulga]

pulga's hilarious.

I genuinely don't know if you still haven't understood the difference between buying a colombian based on hype for 70m and rebuying Morata three years down the road for 70m :lol

You used to be such a great, imaginative poster bud </3 I miss you

 

[Scum]

Seems there is plenty of interest in Aaron Lennon this month. For £7m he could be a decent signing for someone.

Sell Paulinho, Kaboul and Ade as well please.

Err how?

She's young, yes. But kids these days grow up too fast. She's 11. Should have sat her down and had a chit chat instead of yelling at her. At least he told her to stop the sex texting.

 

[pulga]

Sell Paulinho, Kaboul and Ade as well please.



She's young, yes. But kids these days grow up too fast. She's 11. Should have sat her down and had a chit chat instead of yelling at her. At least he told her to stop the sex texting.

Can't fault him for yelling, people are emotional! Especially when you're protective of someone, and someone so young at that.

 

[bud]

pulga i'm not going to call you an idiot because i don't want to get banned

 

[pulga]

pulga i'm not going to call you an idiot because i don't want to be banned

i think you've got that department well covered considering your post in avaya's thread

that and considering your poor reading comprehension skills

maybe you should just step away from the keyboard

 

[jts]

How come kids can have a sex drive at that age though.

God, I must have been 14 or something when a girl came up to me during lunch break in school and open up her shirt, to expose her recently grown bra-covered breasts. I was like, ugh, no, leave me to be. I need to do an inventory on my Dragon Ball Z collectible cards

 

[Clegg]

do threads usually go to prove stereotypes?

Who said Giggs wasn't a legend?

It was actually Scholes, my mistake. But then of course there was the corker about Gerrard not being a legend. And then your drivel.

If you're looking to troll then at least compare Gerrard to his contemporaries and not some blow in with half a seasons worth of good form.

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

It was actually Scholes, my mistake. But then of course there was the corker about Gerrard not being a legend. And then your drivel.

If you're looking to troll then at least compare Gerrard to his contemporaries and not some blow in with half a seasons worth of good form.

I did.

He's called Lampard.

 

[windfish]

As a lurker, how do you feel about Pulga in general on a scale from 1 to 10?

lol come on, I can not judge like that buuut well I really like his gaming side, things hit rock bottom when it's about football (was totally on his side during the recent/ongoing arsenal denial), I want to crawl my eyes out whenever he raves about RM and how Toni Kroos was or is a thing. He was fucking Tony "Boring" Kroos and never excelled at anything during his days with Bayern, it baffles me everytime he makes a decent match and expect his fragile ego to falter any minute now. So, on a scale from 1 to 10 i rate Toni Kroos 8/10

<3 Pulga

 

[Clegg]

I did.

He's called Lampard.

I already dismissed that as drivel.

Only Vieira and Keane can be compared to Gerrard in his pomp. He falls a bit short of those two but that's not his fault ofc.

 

[jts]

When my hormones started going berserk though, I still felt grossed out by girls my age.

I fantasised about older ones, especially full blown adults

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

I already dismissed that as drivel.

Only Vieira and Keane can be compared to Gerrard in his pomp.

someone's football knowledge comes from youtube and it aint me.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

pulga's the kind of guy in a discussion group who starts speaking increasingly louder and if that fails he resorts to insulting the other people who disagree with him.

 

[pulga]

lol come on, I can not judge like that buuut well I really like his gaming side, things hit rock bottom when it's about football (was totally on his side during the recent/ongoing arsenal denial), I want to crawl my eyes out whenever he raves about RM and how Toni Kroos was or is a thing. He was fucking Tony "Boring" Kroos and never excelled at anything during his days with Bayern, it baffles me everytime he makes a decent match and expect his fragile ego to falter any minute now. So, on a scale from 1 to 10 i rate Toni Kroos 8/10

<3 Pulga

<3

Spoiler

Toni is a fucking legend AND THE BEST GERMAN PLAYER EVER

pulga's the kind of guy in a discussion group who starts speaking increasingly louder and if that fails he resorts to insulting the other people who disagree with him.

Strange thing to say considering I rarely call anyone stupid or an idiot in here but people seem to always get personal with me, ie Wooden

Think before you post m8

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

Dont mess with informant Pulga it seems.

 

[Blablurn]

pulga i'm not going to call you an idiot because i don't want to get banned

lol


thats legit funny

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

This woudn't happen if you all could just comprehend Pulga's posts a little better.

 

[KidA Seven]

The only difference between buying a former youth product for a lot of money and another player for the same price is pride over your team's fuck up.

You're telling me that if Ronaldo was a Madrid youth product and became as good as he was at 24, you wouldn't want Madrid to buy him back?


The only way I feel you should not want the former youth product back is if he talked massive shit about the club or left for a hated rival. Like if Pogba did the same to United I would say fuck him. He only talked shit about Fergie not believing in him as much as he should have and he's right. Fergie fucked that up. Fergie doesn't deal with the players now so feel free to come back Pogba.

 

[Clegg]

someone's football knowledge comes from youtube and it aint me.

Ah m64.

You're plumbing Kermit levels now. If you wanted to have a serious discussion then that was thrown out the window the moment you compared Gerrard to Lampard, to totally different players in terms of style, and ten Sao Ramsey was better than both anyway.

 

[Linius]

Pulga, I have to say, your new avatar is legit

And seriously, you were a great poster but ever since your meltdown in the whatsapp group things haven't been the same. We need old Pulga back.

 

[Yurt]

don't think the issue with buying Pogba will be on United's side

Pogba doesn't want to go back.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Glad to see this place is just the same as always.

Pretty shocked Gerrard leaves Liverpool to continue playing. Think there might be something more to it.

 

[KidA Seven]

don't think the issue with buying Pogba will be on United's side

Pogba doesn't want to go back.

It's a hypothetical baby for the sake of argument.

Wait why did I say baby? I've seen your posts showing fandom for other pl clubs. It's over.

 

[Milchmonster]

It's funny that Toni Kroos is regarded so highly now.

If Higuain wasn't so shit and would have scored in the final, Toni would had been declared the worst player ever.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

<3

Spoiler

Toni is a fucking legend AND THE BEST GERMAN PLAYER EVER

Strange thing to say considering I rarely call anyone stupid or an idiot in here but people seem to always get personal with me, ie Wooden

Think before you post m8

Great reading comprehension at work here.

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

Ah m64.

You're plumbing Kermit levels now. If you wanted to have a serious discussion then that was thrown out the window the moment you compared Gerrard to Lampard, to totally different players in terms of style, and ten Sao Ramsey was better than both anyway.

the fact you keep raising ramsey has meant you havent read anything written after that.

Gerrard has been all over the shop for Liverpool.

 

[Clegg]

If Robbie Keane is now the best player in the MLS then Gerrard will piss it in America.

 

[pulga]

Pulga, I have to say, your new avatar is legit

And seriously, you were a great poster but ever since your meltdown in the whatsapp group things haven't been the same. We need old Pulga back.

Meh, I've been trying to be much more civil with people here lately and keep trolling to a minimum

Spoiler

except if you're a deluded Arsenal fan, you'll always be on my shitlist

, but people keep taking potshots for stuff that's ancient history in internet terms so I just lose all desire to be nice pulga of old.

Glad to see this place is just the same as always.

Pretty shocked Gerrard leaves Liverpool to continue playing. Think there might be something more to it.

Your vacation looked stunning from the odd FB picture I saw viva, well jelly!

The only difference between buying a former youth product for a lot of money and another player for the same price is pride over your team's fuck up.

You're telling me that if Ronaldo was a Madrid youth product and became as good as he was at 24, you wouldn't want Madrid to buy him back?


The only way I feel you should not want the former youth product back is if he talked massive shit about the club or left for a hated rival. Like if Pogba did the same to United I would say fuck him. He only talked shit about Fergie not believing in him as much as he should have and he's right. Fergie fucked that up. Fergie doesn't deal with the players now so feel free to come back Pogba.

I didn't say I wouldn't want him back, I just said I'd be fucking livid to pay so much for what should have been free!