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[Jarnet87]

Hummels is waiting for relegation to jump ship to Bayern, along with Reus. I gave everything to Dortmund but now they cant afford me so I must go.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

£35m bid for Hummels incoming, Milch.

We'll see how much he can talk when he's got nothing but paper down his throat.

:lol

 

[Scum]

TRANSFER GOSSIP
Barcelona playmaker Lionel Messi, 27, is ready to listen if Chelsea or Manchester City offer a staggering £500m package for him to quit the La Liga giants this summer. (Sun - subscription required)
Manchester United are set to launch a £35m bid for defender Mats Hummels, 26, as boss Louis Van Gaal looks to take advantage of the Borussia Dortmund's perilous league position. (Daily Mirror)
Liverpool are considering a move for Barcelona goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen, 22, as boss Brendan Rodgers considers replacements for Simon Mignolet. (Daily Star)
Newcastle are expected to speak to former Lyon coach Remi Garde about becoming the club's new head coach next week. (Daily Telegraph)
Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette, 23, has given both Arsenal and Liverpool a boost in their pursuit of the striker as he reveals he wants to play in Spain or England. (Daily Express)
Manchester City defender Matija Nastasic, 21, is poised to wrap up his move to Schalke over the coming days. (Daily Mail)
Chelsea striker Didier Drogba, 36, is the latest Premier League star to be targeted for a move to Major League Soccer, with Portland Timbers revealing their interest in the Ivory Coast international. (Metro)
Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli, 24, has no interest in joining Olympiakos on loan after the Greek side offered to pay his wages in full until the end of the season. (Daily Star)
Manchester United could delay a decision on a new contract for goalkeeper David de Gea, 24, until the summer with the club facing the distraction of prioritising a decision on 28-year-old striker Radamel Falcao's long-term future at Old Trafford. (Daily Telegraph)
De Gea has been offered a double your money, £140,000-a-week deal to extend his Manchester United contract. (Daily Star)
The Spanish goalkeeper is holding out for a switch to Real Madrid at the end of the season. (Metro)
Tottenham are struggling to offload flop midfielder Paulinho, 26, because neither Inter Milan nor Schalke will match the £17m Spurs paid for the Brazilian in 2013. (Daily Express)

OTHER GOSSIP
New Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew believes managing Newcastle will be "difficult" for his successor at St James' Park because of the club's financial and transfer policies. (Daily Express)
Former Barcelona coach Henk Ten Cate says that playmaker Lionel Messi, 27, is still at the Catalan side because of a "deathbed" promise to former coach Tito Vilanova. (Daily Mirror)
Everton boss Roberto Martinez vows to rectify problems that have led to a number of players picking up hamstring injuries with the club already replacing some of its medics. (Daily Mirror)

BEST OF SOCIAL MEDIA
Manchester City fan and former two-weight world champion Ricky Hatton was among those to wish the club's Spanish playmaker David Silva a happy 29th birthday. "All the best amigo," he signed off on Twitter.

AND FINALLY...
Dennis Wise's son Henry has signed a one-year deal to play for Arsenal where the 15-year-old midfielder will team up with all three of David Beckham's sons - Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz - as well as Frank Lampard's nephew. (Daily Mail)
Former Portugal star Luis Figo admits it is a tough choice for this year's Ballon d'Or, describing playmakers Barcelona's Lionel Messi and Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo, 29, as the "truffles and caviar" of the football world. (Goal.com)
West Ham striker Andy Carroll's career to date has been dogged by injury, but the 26-year-old ended up inadvertently injuring himself again off the pitch - while making lunch. (Metro)

Messi is truly a masterful troll.

 

[wedward]

Lol Viva ITK's source is the Daily Mirror

Imagine Drogba in Portland.

 

[Scum]

Silva's 29?! Whoa! How long has he been at City? 4 years??

 

[Xpike]

Former Barcelona coach Henk Ten Cate says that playmaker Lionel Messi, 27, is still at the Catalan side because of a "deathbed" promise to former coach Tito Vilanova. (Daily Mirror)

this is ridiculous

 

[pulga]

Scum's updates are the highlight of my day

Dat 500m package. We'll finally get to answer the age old question.

 

[Scum]

Tottenham are struggling to offload flop midfielder Paulinho, 26, because neither Inter Milan nor Schalke will match the £17m Spurs paid for the Brazilian in 2013. (Daily Express)

Levy please. Stop fucking around.

Scum's updates are the highlight of my day

Dat 500m package. We'll finally get to answer the age old question.

 

[Hixx]

Scum is a true itk. Got more sources than your local Indian takeaway that lad.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Lol Viva ITK's source is the Daily Mirror

Imagine Drogba in Portland.

And now the Mail say De Gea is going to sign a new contract soon.

Just need to get the Bale deal through the door now.

 

[Splatt]

Hahahaha Levy wants 17 million for Paulihno.

He's such a mango

 

[pulga]

And now the Mail say De Gea is going to sign a new contract soon.

Just need to get the Bale deal through the door now.

The only thing youre getting is my fist through your mouth, m8.

 

[Scum]

Scum is a true itk. Got more sources than your local Indian takeaway that lad.

 

[Yen]

Fierce wind tonight

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

David Beckham's sons - Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz

why oh why 😖

 

[Salvadora]

Have we signed anyone yet

 

[ATF487]

Liverpool are considering a move for Barcelona goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen, 22, as boss Brendan Rodgers considers replacements for Simon Mignolet. (Daily Star)

Welcome to Liverpool, Marc-Andre.

Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette, 23, has given both Arsenal and Liverpool a boost in their pursuit of the striker as he reveals he wants to play in Spain or England. (Daily Express)

Welcome to Liverpool, Alexandre.

 

[Freewheelin']

Have we signed anyone yet

this is a joke question right

 

[wedward]

Have we signed anyone yet

Ozil, Ramsey and Giroud are back this weekend.

this is a joke question right

https://vine.co/v/Odwdj7qjpjx

 

[Lashley]

Ozil, Ramsey and Giroud are back this weekend.



https://vine.co/v/Odwdj7qjpjx

Love le coq

 

[Salazar]

Strootman is handling his imminent move with great class.

 

[Yen]

Just finished season 2 of the Bridge. Great stuff. Might start watching some of these superhero shows when my exams are over. Speaking of, I'm frantically reading Virginia Held - The Ethics of Care: Personal, Political, and Global. Solid stuff.

Not great with uni exams. My mind has gone blank in a few, I get so nervous I need to pee, and...uh...I kinda quoted Buffy the Vampire Slayer in an exam on 90s genocide in Rwanda and Somalia.

 

[Scum]

No one wants to keep a secret in Arrow anymore. Free, pls.

 

[Meier]

Silva's 29?! Whoa! How long has he been at City? 4 years??

4 and a half. He still looks pretty young but is getting up there like much of our squad. Can definitely be like Pirlo or Xavi and play for a long, long time at a high level though. I hope we keep him for another 5 years at least.

 

[Elchele]

'Fury' was good

 

[Jarnet87]

Strootman is handling his imminent move with great class.

I thought he'd be signed by now, I am now nervous it's not happening.

Are City refusing to sell Nastasic to another premier league team? I think it's crazy Manchester United aren't jumping at him if they would let him go to another prem. team. Why join Schalke, So he can get battered by Madrid 10-0 every season in the UCL?

 

[Scum]

4 and a half. He still looks pretty young but is getting up there like much of our squad. Can definitely be like Pirlo or Xavi and play for a long, long time at a high level though. I hope we keep him for another 5 years at least.

"I'd like you to tutor Barkley as I think you can help improve his game."

He is class, though.

 

[Yen]

 

[Scum]

Yen, pls. Help me understand.

 

[GorillaJu]

Well we want top 4 but not since 1993 have we moved the required 4 spots up in the table between January and the end of the season. We'll finish top 5 optimistically, and 7th realistically.

 

[faridmon]

Have we signed Sold somebody?

Yen, pls. Help me understand.

If you take 8 and add 4 an then take away 6 and also divide it by 6 you get 1

It means they are gonna win the league, Scum!

 

[Salazar]

Have we signed Sold /sacked somebody?

Dere you go

 

[faridmon]

Dere you go

Lol

I love you!

 

[Zabojnik]

Soon.

 

[dark_prinny]

Soon.

Holy shit.

 

[Peco]

Soon.

That's some Lovecraftian shit right there.

Is that a game?

 

[dark_prinny]

That's some Lovecraftian shit right there.

Is that a game?

Bloodborne.

 

[Esch]

Ozil, Ramsey and Giroud are back this weekend.

Like new signings ?

 

[Blablurn]

Soon.

Maybe thats the game I will buy from you!

 

[$200]

Is there not a Asian Cup 2015 thread? Searched but didn't see one.

 

[Blablurn]

Everytime I see the GamersGate Thread bumping up I feel like going for a facepalm. I cant believe people still argue about this.

 

[wedward]

Just watched Force Majeure.

O my.

 

[Blablurn]

Pls come back

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Can't believe we didn't fall further down the table between January and May in 11/12

 

[Blablurn]

#Worldclass

Who expected to see this picture 2 years ago lol

 

[Zabojnik]

Maybe thats the game I will buy from you!

That would be something!

Just watched Force Majeure.

O my.

I'm gonna need more details.

 

[Blablurn]

That would be something!



I'm gonna need more details.

I was kidding of course. I dont buy all the Dark Souls and Bloodborne hype #Overrated

 

[Zabojnik]

I was kidding of course. I dont buy all the Dark Souls and Bloodborne hype #Overrated

I was once like you, ignorant and full of myself. Then came a shining light, called Yurt and his Dark Souls obsession. Through me it shone, piercing the dark void that shrouded my waning gaming heart like the sun at the break of dawn on a cold and foggy winter Sunday in Stoke. Through and through it shone, until I was illuminated whole. Praise the Sun. Praise the Yurt. Praise the Sun.

 

[Lightning]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/419186/Lukas-Podolski-Arsene-Wenger-Arsenal

What the hell Wenger? Didn't even say goodbye to Podolski? That's just straight up bullshit from Wenger. Podolski did his best for our club, you can't ask for more. He was't good enough but it's hard to begrudge Podolski when Wenger is doing is utmost to give Sanogo an Arsenal career at better players expense.

I'm not that sad Podolski is gone but he deserved a goodbye and respect. He didn't slag the club off, always played when asked. He's just not an Arsenal type player but no need to be disrespectful to him.

Arsene can be a real prick at times it seems.

 

[windfish]

I was once like you, ignorant and full of myself. Then came a shining light, called Yurt and his Dark Souls obsession. Through me it shone, piercing the dark void that shrouded my waning gaming heart like the sun at the break of dawn on a cold and foggy winter Sunday in Stoke. Through and through it shone, until I was illuminated whole. Praise the Sun. Praise the Yurt. Praise the Sun.

Praise the sun!