Putonahappyface
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I have reputation for getting family and friends the most offensive Birthday cards possible. Who will be my next victim.
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Putonahappyface
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badblue
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Putonahappyface
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badblue
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Wife has decided that being social is not for her this evening. Picked up some Cherry Coke and Rum for her and some beer for me. She's going to work on a puzzle while listening to 40's Junction.
Not really into heavy IPA's but I had to give this a try.
I get to hide in my dark (peachy) room and play D4. Wasn't feeling Rouge, so onto Barbarian.
Not really into heavy IPA's but I had to give this a try.
I get to hide in my dark (peachy) room and play D4. Wasn't feeling Rouge, so onto Barbarian.
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Had a dream that my neighbor's pet iguana snuck into my home and spat everywhere.
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
10.2 % volume - it gets my vote. Was it nice?Wife has decided that being social is not for her this evening. Picked up some Cherry Coke and Rum for her and some beer for me. She's going to work on a puzzle while listening to 40's Junction.
Not really into heavy IPA's but I had to give this a try.
I get to hide in my dark (peachy) room and play D4. Wasn't feeling Rouge, so onto Barbarian.
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I have reputation for getting family and friends the most offensive Birthday cards possible. Who will be my next victim.
Thats's amazing. I wish to once receive a card like that haha
As a Patriarch I'll for one forgive him.
Daddyblue, oh you, ofcourse you knew how to get to the poo. Amen, my man.
badblue
Ahh i remember that day, what a feast. So much roasted lamb, felt like heaven.
PS:
Just to be sure; I'm kidding. No real disrespect meant... Sometimes hard to judge if you're crossing lines..
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I apparently was talking in my sleep last night. I said something about how you can't start bodybuilding at an early age for reasons and instead should do martial arts.
And something about how can someone not like spring onion. Yes. Spring onion.
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badblue
Gold Member
The bitterness from the hops was balanced with some peach. It was pretty good and I'd buy it again.
Drinking 4 in a night is not something I'd do again. Bit of a headache today.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
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Fuck timezones 
It's almost always bedtime when some of you join the party and that makes me sad my mice ball loving friend.
kanjobazooie
West Texas CEO
I'll gather some ether energy and send it your way with an imprinted spell that'll hopefully makes your week goes by fast...
Pro Tip: You can facilitate the process via sending pictures of your left elbow though PM.
Have a blessed monday and week GAF
It's almost always bedtime when some of you join the party and that makes me sad my mice ball loving friend.
kanjobazooie
West Texas CEO
I'll gather some ether energy and send it your way with an imprinted spell that'll hopefully makes your week goes by fast... Pro Tip: You can facilitate the process via sending pictures of your left elbow though PM.
Have a blessed monday and week GAF
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kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
If you really love us you would pull all-nighters every day.Fuck timezones
It's almost always bedtime when some of you join the party and that makes me sad my mice ball loving friend.
badblue
Gold Member
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
The horse isn't the one getting stuffed.
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Ahh I see.. Well good thing he/she's looking down.
Horses are known for being peeping Tom's.
No really it's a fact I read it on the television.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Is now an appropriate time to regale the class with the tale of Mr Hands?
Artoris
Gold Member
Dogs are worse
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Does it involves edibles?
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It's a matter of perspective in the end.
badblue
Gold Member
It involves a lot of questionable life choices.
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In this case i tried to say that some maye like it! The staring that is. I've a cat for 11 years.
Like
John Marston
's true to scale Ronald Mac Donald's statue in his bedroom..You know; just to spice things up. I bet he position's the scary af mascotte half covered behind a curtain. Just leering on those romantisc scenarios with Misses Zelpyr
Aaaaaand good morning GAF!
PS im pooping. Just woke up. Fasting so ate one huge bucket of tuna with a bit of pasta and green beans etc.
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7:26 in the morning my friend.
I'll leave you with my small* pasta salad in which I added 2 cans of tuna in water and some green peas.
*Medium +
Don't be fooled. That was a lot of food haha. But i fasted for 20 hours so. So big d(m)eal yummie yummie
I'll leave you with my small* pasta salad in which I added 2 cans of tuna in water and some green peas.
*Medium +
Don't be fooled. That was a lot of food haha. But i fasted for 20 hours so. So big d(m)eal yummie yummie
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Speaking of life choices;
Oh Daddyblue, do you already have a clue? Regarding the color you have yet to choose. Just settle on paint, it'll accentuate your taint.
Blessings
Scully is paging you ffs
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
For my Wednesday night rout, I'm going with lamb burgers, accompanied by a lemon-garlic-mint sauce.
I'm still undecided about Friday, though... Maybe just gin all day.
I'm still undecided about Friday, though... Maybe just gin all day.
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For my Wednesday night rout, I'm going with lamb burgers, accompanied by a lemon-garlic-mint sauce.
I'm still undecided about Friday, though... Maybe just gin all day.
Sounds delicious. You're cute, can ride a horse like Thor AND creative in the kitchen.... Well I for one know where that creativity also comes to play.
And please help yourself. I've ordered those blue pills you askes since last time you... Sorry sorry I promised that was between us and us alone.
I only told
Con_Z_ǝdʇ
but he was very emphatic. Sending lots of crying emojis. So no worries.I have a birthday tomorrow night at my neighbours who come from a place where they speak arabic but not Morocco style. I just asked the brother where they are from again.
But yeah, after a year out of the blue he sended me a WhatsApp and invited me.
Such happy sweet people
I bought the newest (came out yesterday) Soccer International magazine for her kid, for him (he's turning 26) a Storm comic and for her nice blue flowers.
Had to take the day off. Prepared all the furniture to set down for Friday morning City pick up. And gonna rent a Sprinter or something to pick up my relatively "new" couch. Can't wait.
And with that, goodmorning!
And stay classy GAF!
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I'm working on something real good.
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Can't wait
PS my dad and I are riding back home with the couch. My uncle was wearing a (in my eyes) Cuban style hat. So i complimented him. Next thing he's handing over one to me in my favorite color. And it's supposedly a good brand ""Barts" anyways i love it. I'll show it later today or tomorrow yay!
PS my dad and I are riding back home with the couch. My uncle was wearing a (in my eyes) Cuban style hat. So i complimented him. Next thing he's handing over one to me in my favorite color. And it's supposedly a good brand ""Barts" anyways i love it. I'll show it later today or tomorrow yay!
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Sounds delicious. You're cute, can ride a horse like Thor AND creative in the kitchen.... Well I for one know where that creativity also comes to play.
And please help yourself. I've ordered those blue pills you askes since last time you... Sorry sorry I promised that was between us and us alone.
I only told
badblue
Gold Member
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AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Maiden Voyage started it
Always. Gotta be stating something.
But you have to take responsibility for your own actions.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
For my Thursday Night Throw-down, I'll be using this recipe I found on YouTube;
Looks delicious.
Looks delicious.
NecrosaroIII
Ultimate DQ Fan
Watching anime and tv with my bff
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I mean, whether I like it or not.
/s
Maiden Voyage
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badblue
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The nearest Cracker Barrel to me is in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
Are the bottomless BJs in South Dakota worth the 19 hour drive?
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I don't think they have teeth in South Dakota so definitely.
badblue
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badblue
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Well fuck. Road trip to South Dakota has to be postponed because some fuck stick broke into my truck. Again. Nothing was stolen because it's all been stolen already. Worrying part is that my truck was parked in my car port and was blocked in by my wife car.
Decided to instead to get some beer for Thirsty Thursday
And I'm getting paid $20 later on tonight to do somethings.... There are so many things I'd be willing to do for money, alcohol and weed. This time around they just want me to get high and answer some questions.
Decided to instead to get some beer for Thirsty Thursday
And I'm getting paid $20 later on tonight to do somethings.... There are so many things I'd be willing to do for money, alcohol and weed. This time around they just want me to get high and answer some questions.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Second shift at The Barrel?
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