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[Ashodin]

Less personal boundaries and more "offering advice because you genuinely want to help".

 

[-COOLIO-]

I'm guessing you missed the thread where someone asked whether going back in time and having sex with themself would count as incest or masturbation.

if you have an gf/bf is it cheating?

 

[Venfayth]

if you have an gf/bf is it cheating?

I'm sorry ....

There's...

Another man.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I'm guessing you missed the thread where someone asked whether going back in time and having sex with themself would count as incest or masturbation.

LINK PLZ.

 

[Trey]

You say this like there are documented medical benefits to masturbating. Are there?

I know no medical benefits, but the utility of burning a nut before sex in order to perform longer can not be over stated.

 

[Mariolee]

Oh my god Adhiboy.

 

[Ashodin]

It's easy, going back in time to have sex with yourself is called narcissism.

 

[WX3]

I told myself when I was 15 (22 years ago) that I was going to swap to my left hand to beat off since my right handed jerking apparently caused my dick to bend to the right. I had planned to QUIT once the lefty switch yeilded a nice straight dick. I am still masturbating with my left hand...

 

[Ashodin]

I told myself when I was 15 (22 years ago) that I was going to swap to my left hand to beat off since my right handed jerking apparently caused my dick to bend to the right. I had planned to QUIT once the lefty switch yeilded a nice straight dick. I am still masturbating with my left hand...

"Myths about masturbating"

 

[Venfayth]

I'm right handed, but go at it with my left hand. :/

 

[Deleted member 81567]

The worst thing about masturbating is the after-smell. I am uncircumcised, so when I'm done I have to clean up pretty well to clean any traces, but it's never perfect and always causes a smell to linger around for a while.


Seriously, sometimes I just shower just so I can masturbate since the smell washes itself off in there.

 

[WX3]

"Myths about masturbating"

LOL exactly.

Note to younger generations reading this: It won't get straight by swapping hands...

 

[depths20XX]

The worst thing about masturbating is the after-smell. I am uncircumcised, so when I'm done I have to clean up pretty well to clean any traces, but it's never perfect and always causes a smell to linger around for a while.


Seriously, sometimes I just shower just so I can masturbate since the smell washes itself off in there.

luh dat stank

 

[metalslimer]

OP I have a friend who cant masturbate (or have sex) because whenever he does for the next week he gets this constant urge to pee and its super uncomfortable. Doctors can't explain it, hes seen them all. Now why in gods name would you stop when there are poor people like him all over this good earth just wishing that could rub one out? Sad man, just sad.

I have the same problem, although it's not nearly as severe as that and I still can do both. But yeah for people who can do it as much as they want might as well do it.

 

[Ashodin]

The worst thing about masturbating is the after-smell. I am uncircumcised, so when I'm done I have to clean up pretty well to clean any traces, but it's never perfect and always causes a smell to linger around for a while.


Seriously, sometimes I just shower just so I can masturbate since the smell washes itself off in there.

Dude no

Dude

no

in the shower it's all Gummi Bears sticky shit

 

[Blake'sGrave]

I'll quit after tonight.

And tomorrow morning.

Nah, fuck it.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Dude no

Dude

no

in the shower it's all Gummi Bears sticky shit

Um, do you use sponges? Wipes that shit off.

 

[Gregorn]

I'm right handed, but go at it with my left hand. :/

I'm left handed and use my right. It's weird how that happens.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I can see why using your opposite hand makes sense. It gives you that extra feeling of the act "feeling wrong" and adding more danger and thrill to it.

 

[Tamanon]

I'm sorry ....

There's...

Another man.

We also would've accepted "It's not you, it's me"

 

[Ashodin]

Um, do you use sponges? Wipes that shit off.

actually i just remembered i have a washcloth i gotta go wash brb

 

[metalslimer]

Dude no

Dude

no

in the shower it's all Gummi Bears sticky shit

What? Do you just stop the shower immediately after finishing?

 

[mjc]

I usually go at it every other day/a couple times a week if I super busy otherwise I'll do the once a day routine. There's obviously ways to go about it that don't take longer than 5-20 minutes.

 

[Kwixotik]

actually i just remembered i have a washcloth i gotta go wash brb

...The drain, dude

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Ashodin, you're not even a masturbator semi-pro.

 

[Krakatoa]

I often touch up my nails so it looks like someone else is doing the job.

 

[ffdgh]

....Either hand works for me.

 

[bigboss370]

How is masturbating counter-productive? The entire process only takes like 5 minutes.

or it could take hours, that's the life ruining stage >_>


i need to quit too ;_;

 

[triplestation]

#YOLO

live life to its fullest and fullfil alllllllllll dat pleasure

 

[Ashodin]

Ashodin, you're not even a masturbator semi-pro.

dude no I just forgot to wash it I'm all good now

 

[Wiseblade]

This confused me until I realized you meant sleeping with his previous self.

True.




You're right, I did!

if you have an gf/bf is it cheating?

LINK PLZ.

I actually tried to hunt down the 4 year old thread and it turned out I remembered it wrong. what I was thinking of was this gem of a post.

Theoretically speaking,

Does it count as pedophilia if you are masturbating to a fully clothed photo of yourself in grade school?

 

[FryHole]

I'd advise the OP to steer clear of the ongoing 'most attractive redhead' thread.

 

[Duxxy3]

They always come back.

 

[Tangeroo]

 

[Gorillaz]

How to spot a masturbator

Makes sense

 

[Pau]

In all seriousness, women not masturbating enough is real talk. There was some other thread where Devolution made a really good point about the cultural bias against female masturbation being stronger than for men, so lots of women don't really have much experience with their own body and don't know what they enjoy, which makes for a worse experience with their partner.

A lot of my female friends say they don't think they're capable of masturbating and that there's no point once you're in a relationship... even if it's long distance. Can't wrap my head around that one.

 

[Ashodin]

A lot of my female friends say they don't think they're capable of masturbating and that there's no point once you're in a relationship... even if it's long distance. Can't wrap my head around that one.

Just lies they've been fed / probably were so shamed growing up to not explore themselves they don't know how or haven't tried much.

 

[Devolution]

Makes sense

No time to shave huh. Guess that makes long bearded Jesus King Masturbator.

 

[YAWN]

The worst thing about masturbating is the after-smell. I am uncircumcised, so when I'm done I have to clean up pretty well to clean any traces, but it's never perfect and always causes a smell to linger around for a while.


Seriously, sometimes I just shower just so I can masturbate since the smell washes itself off in there.

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

The worst thing about masturbating is the after-smell. I am uncircumcised, so when I'm done I have to clean up pretty well to clean any traces, but it's never perfect and always causes a smell to linger around for a while.


Seriously, sometimes I just shower just so I can masturbate since the smell washes itself off in there.

Dear god internet! You're out of control... my god... TMI!

 

[fluffydelusions]

Costanza?

 

[Canis lupus]

Quit masturbating is as difficult as quit smoking.

 

[dummydecoy]

OP needs to see that Vica Kerekes gif from the other thread. Resistance is futile.

 

[Gorillaz]

More like OP needs to see the Shakira thread from a month ago and it's over.



EDIT:
@Devo the beard is just one factor in it all, you must have all of them to know for sure

 

[Revoh]

I quitted fapping and porn 41 days ago. Feels good, man.
Also I stopped bitting my nails, I have more self-control now.
But I only stopped because I'm having sex now, I would probably be back when the thing I'm having with this girl is over.

 

[CadetMahoney]

 

[Devolution]

A lot of my female friends say they don't think they're capable of masturbating and that there's no point once you're in a relationship... even if it's long distance. Can't wrap my head around that one.

Don't think they're capable? Uh. How do they expect to have a good sex life if they've never explored themselves?

 

[Ovid]

Early signs of chronic masturbation. You're lucky you're quitting now before it got out of hand.

I laughed way too hard at this. Pun intended?

At least someone came in this thread.

Starving yourself to stop jerking, this is getting sad.

LOL, you guys are too much.

 

[Anteater]

Quitted for like a year when I was a teenager, it was pretty easy.

I thought it was dumb so I picked it up again and haven't skipped a day the last 15 years.

 

[FairyD]

It's not that bad, but that extra energy after you haven't jerked off for a month is worth it. This year I did January without masturbating and June. June was the hardest due to the heat.