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[LectureMaster]

Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie

It's the time of year where you may want to cozy up with a nice hoodie. This winter don't let your controllers feel left out with a mini controller hoodie. 100% Polyester mini hoodie that fits your Xbox Series X|S controller Sublimation print design Includes zipper and tiny arm holes for your...

gear.xbox.com

Thank you for the ingenuity, Uncle Phil!

 

[Arsic]

Is this a Xbox?

 

[TintoConCasera]

It's like they have completely lost their minds.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[SJRB]

Must be nice to have infinite money to burn

 

[GrayDock]

Haven't they done this before!? Recurring insanity?!

 

[analog_future]

It's like they have completely lost their minds.

This came out at least 2 years ago

 

[Badlucktroll]

 

[recursive]

Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie

It's the time of year where you may want to cozy up with a nice hoodie. This winter don't let your controllers feel left out with a mini controller hoodie. 100% Polyester mini hoodie that fits your Xbox Series X|S controller Sublimation print design Includes zipper and tiny arm holes for your...

gear.xbox.com

Thank you for the ingenuity, Uncle Phil!

I bet phil uses one of these to keep his adamsapples warm.

 

[adamsapple]

Gotdamn.

It's already sold out.

 

[Deerock71]

 

[bundylove]

Call me when it works in minus 30 celcius.
Next week its minus 18 here

 

[LectureMaster]

I bet phil uses one of these to keep his adamsapples warm.

Gotdamn.

It's already sold out.

 

[Zacfoldor]

Snap back to reality
Oops there goes Phil and he
won't give up that easy
games will get more shitty

 

[Kenneth Haight]

Gotdamn.

It's already sold out.

Don’t worry, Santa might bring you a Pro if you’re good

 

[adamsapple]

Don’t worry, Santa might bring you a Pro if you’re good

 

[Aenima]

This is old merch. They launched this last year i think.

 

[Ponderling]

The unmistakeable, acidic taste of vomit in the back of my throat.

 

[bender]

 

[Skifi28]

It looks like it's meant for something else and not a controller.

 

[adamsapple]

The unmistakeable, acidic taste of vomit in the back of my throat.

Tap me on the knee or something next time so I know, jeese sorry.

 

[Ponderling]

Tap me on the knee or something next time so I know, jeese sorry.

Maybe it's Phil's other ball in my throat? Sorry.

 

[lh032]

Gotdamn.

It's already sold out.

they probably expect it to play gamepass.

 

[Venom Snake]

Gotdamn.

It's already sold out.

Maybe midgets bought it by mistake.

 

[PUNKem733]

Ahhh so that's why there are no games, they were busy making hoodies for controllers. Microsoft looking out for inanimate objects, but NOT for their living customers.

 

[rapid32.5]

Is that climate change resistant hoodie?

 

[Saber]

Is this really for a Xbox controller or is for your puppy that is also a Xbox fanboy?

 

[elmos-acc]

Spencer and Greenberg are taking notes from the music industry. They want to be the rockstars of gaming.

Which is fitting since very little of their revenue comes from actual units sold but worthless merchandise from a dedicated fanbase.

 

[ReBurn]

People who buy that don't deserve to have money in the first place.

 

[mitch1971]

Haven't they done this before!? Recurring insanity?!

Yes. We took the piss out of it on GAF a few years ago. So...round 2.

 

[Dick Jones]

I'll wait for it to hit Gamepass

 

[TheInfamousKira]

DUMBSHIT-VÚ

It's recurring and seasonal! Like herpes!

"It keeps that shit warm because it's never used," - 10/10, IGN

"It makes me wet!" - Alanah Pearce, wearing a full sized version and sitting in an Xbox gaming chair

"This XBox winter wear is absolute brat incarnate, and if you disagree, you're a chud!" - Alyssa Mercante, UnemPLAYed, ranked must-buy

 

[kiphalfton]

It's like Microsoft knows people aren't using their Xbox.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I bought one of each colour as a joke for my kids. They're well made at least. Should have been a full hoodie design.

 

[Shifty1897]

This is an Xbox

Spoiler

hoodie

 

[ahtlas7]

What next? Sweat pants for the console?

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[jm89]

That momentum jez was talking about

 

[Bernardougf]

Sold out ? ..jeez Phil wish xboxers bought games like they buy this shit. Oh well...

 

[midnightAI]

I prefer the one from 2022

XboxUK shows off hat and booties you can get to for your Xbox controller to keep warm.

Perhaps Xbox should consider opening up a clothing store to compete with the GAP and Old Navy, since they don't seem to be competing with PlayStation this year. Also wouldn't the booties slip off as you're playing unless you arc your palm around the handles? That doesn't seem like a comfortable...

www.neogaf.com

(both are dumb)

 

[Cyberpunkd]

 

[Cyberpunkd]

What next? Sweat pants for the console?

Fleshlight with Xbox logo and colours.

 

[Filben]

Is this a Xbox?

No, but you most certainly are viewing this on an Xbox!

 

[Mephisto40]

This is like hearing an in joke you aren't part of

 

[Spukc]

So who will put this on his dick?