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Losing your virginity to your step-sister

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Zoramon089

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FF_VIII said:
Jackpot.

I lied, this thread is a farce.

I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.
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I hate attention whores
 
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Relix

he's Virgin Tight™
Wow dude, epic fail. And I was gonna say "go for it". Why feel the need to spread the fact that you are gonna "lose your virginity" on a forum. Does it make your e-penis grow or something? It's not like we care.... hell, if you are ashamed of being a virgin* then you are stupid. There's nothing wrong with it. Geesh... get some maturity.

*Wow, 23?
 
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Jason's Ultimatum

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FF_VIII said:
Is it wrong? Even if she's hot and not related to you? My dads wife already had the daughter before they married and I'm pretty sure she's making moves on me when I go to the house. She's practically some radom girl I know. Except she's my step-sister.

She's probably a total slut, but I'm desperate and it's better then paying for a hooker or an escort since I'd have a higher chance of getting a std.

I take the slut part back, but she's hot. Too hot for me, but she knows I'm a virgin so maybe it's pity sex?

Do I take a condom to the their house when I go up there this weekend?
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FF_VIII
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Whatever....
 
Keylime

Keylime

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polyh3dron

Banned
Relix said:
Wow dude, epic fail. And I was gonna say "go for it". Why feel the need to spread the fact that you are gonna "lose your virginity" on a forum. Does it make your e-penis grow or something? It's not like we care.... hell, if you are ashamed of being a virgin* then you are stupid. There's nothing wrong with it. Geesh... get some maturity.

*Wow, 23?
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OriginX

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Are you really that pathetic and desperate? There are millions of other women to choose from and you want your step-sister. That is just fucking retarded.
 
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SnakeXs

about the same metal capacity as a cucumber
Only one thing can sum up how I feel about you right now.

>:[

Lol @ people who don't follow threads are are still all "lol hit dat shit man".
 
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Gaborn

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Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]
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Verano

Reads Ace as Lace. May God have mercy on their soul
Zoramon089 said:
FF_VIII
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Good times GAF, good times...
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Hopefully he's permabanned for his stupidity.
 
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Dabookerman

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I would expect someone with a username like that to come up with a stunt like this..

budum tish.


There wasn't a joke in there
 
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Roude Leiw

Member
FF_VIII said:
Jackpot.

I lied, this thread is a farce.

I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.

But alas, you found me out. I salute you sir.

My dad did get together though with another woman, but no daughter :(

Also, the teenager hormone thing is wrong.

I'm 23.

P.S, About the fleshlight, I had to keep throwing them away since my family kept nearly finding them. That and they're far too loud, and messy. How you supposed to clean the cum out of them when someone's in the kitchen?
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that sounds so fucked up, i thought that he would be joking :lol

but :lol :lol :lol :lol is he was serious
 
Keylime

Keylime

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He should be definitely junior'd at the least.

His thread creation history is embarrassing.
 
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Dazzla

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The thread is beyond saving but the idea isn't unrealistic. My ex next door neighbour is a 40 something virgin who is engaged to his step sister. All sorts of weird.


And no, neither are hot and both are weird. The closest to a redneck as you could get in England.
 
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