Also a girl I was friends with asked me how many times I masturbated to her a day. I told her 3 times. Never made anything out of it though.
You never been drunk? People blurt out the most stupid stuff. I'm pretty sure thad conversation was not in the mall or something like that.
How does that happen?! I just can't picture how this situation played out.
"How times a day do you masturbate to me?"
"Idk, like three?"
"Okay, cool. See you later."
Do tell. I think everyone would be interested in reading this one.
I've had several girls from high-school say years later "you know I had the biggest crush on you back in school" which I have no idea how to respond to.
Ive had a girl come over, crawl into my bed and strip to her t-shirt and panties.
I just thought she was tired. *facepalm*
Also I had a case where I thought everything pointed to "yes, she wants to do me", but you'll see how fucked up it turned out to be. I'm making a separate post cause it's kinda off-topic.
Chatting over FB around midnight with a girl living in the same dorm as mine. At some point she asks me if I want to watch a movie in her room. That time I declined (can't remember why). Then it hit me that there might be something to it, so two days later I ask her if she's still up for a movie. She says yes, so I go to her room (again, must have been 11/12 PM).
We start watching the movie and I start to get touchy feely. I mean it's late and she was the one who originally invited me over, so why the heck not, right? I start massaging her a bit (she tells me I'm not massaging her hard enough, meaning my massage sucks). Eventually I start kissing her on the back of the neck, then slowly go up and finally go for the kiss. She doesn't reject me, so I'm like "all right!". I proceed to take off her shirt and play with her breasts... But eventually I realize that something seems off. I stop and ask her "Hey er... Do you want me to stop? If you don't wanna go further it's okay, I won't force you". After a few confused I-don't-knows I finally come to understand that she, in fact, didn't really want to do anything. Instead, we spent the entire night talking about relationships and stuff, and apparently the thing with her is that she just doesn't know how to reject advances, like, a guy making a move is inevitable and she should just accept it without fighting. She also told me she was a virgin.
She's Chinese by the way, and I'm given to understand that some Chinese/Asian women with a traditional mindset tend to be submissive like that. I'm glad I took the hint and dodged a bullet there, because to me that would have been almost like a rape.
During college, a friend's ex that I kept in touch with was drunk at a Dave and Busters with some friends. She couldn't drive so she called and asked me to pick her up. I got there and we sat outside for a while for her to sober up a bit. She was being kinda flirty and touchy feely and resting her head on my shoulders.
I drove her back to her place and helped get her into bed. Once settled she asked me not to leave and said her roommate was not coming home that night. I told her she should get some rest and I got some water and left it by her bed.
It only hit me later that she probably wanted some. I don't regret it though cause she was my friends ex and I never really thought about her that way.
I turned down sex with the girl of my dreams - the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on - while in bed with her because I had no idea what she meant when she said, "Are you sure you want to do this?". I just wasn't thinking clearly.
One of my life's regrets. She was absolutely the one that got away. She's a model now...I can't bare to look at her professional photos even though they're readily available on the internet. ;_;
I turned down sex with the girl of my dreams - the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on - while in bed with her because I had no idea what she meant when she said, "Are you sure you want to do this?". I just wasn't thinking clearly.
One of my life's regrets. She was absolutely the one that got away. She's a model now...I can't bare to look at her professional photos even though they're readily available on the internet. ;_;
I can't laugh man. I simmer with rage, but I could only imagine I would flounder pretty badly too (saw her face in the other thread. gatDANG man)
How does that happen?! I just can't picture how this situation played out.
"How many times a day do you masturbate to me?"
"Idk, like three?"
"Okay, cool. See you later."
I dunno, I feel like that'd be a pretty important detail to leave out. He made it sound like it was a normal conversation that could've taken place while they were waiting in the drive-through at a McDonald's or something.
I liked this story. Good on you for figuring out that you should stop and stopping. She's lucky you were a thoughtful guy. Hopefully after your talk that night she realized she needs to be able to say no, because there are a lot less perceptive guys out there than you.
Time to make everyone feel better:
Was friends with this girl who was in a relationship, they broke up, she needed a place to stay, so she came to room with me while she looked. She borrowed a T-shirt the first day, and would always wear it and just underwear around the house. She'd tell me about guys at work who kept asking her out, but she wasn't interested in them, and that she was able to keep them as friends.
We go to Dinner a few days later, and as we walk back in the door, she randomly says, that was awesome, but I'm too full to fuck now. I get confused, and jump on the computer. A few minutes later she comes up to me wearing just my T and her panties, and tells me that she doesn't understand how some people don't just go after what they want.
I look at her, and say: I always go after what I want, you should try it.
We just stare at each other for a minute, both unsure of what's going on, and then she walks away.
She got back with her ex a week later.
I wanted her.![]()
It sounds like you did the right thing (on accident). She didn't have the gumption to get what she wanted.
Time to make everyone feel better:
Was friends with this girl who was in a relationship, they broke up, she needed a place to stay, so she came to room with me while she looked. She borrowed a T-shirt the first day, and would always wear it and just underwear around the house. She'd tell me about guys at work who kept asking her out, but she wasn't interested in them, and that she was able to keep them as friends.
We go to Dinner a few days later, and as we walk back in the door, she randomly says, that was awesome, but I'm too full to fuck now. I get confused, and jump on the computer. A few minutes later she comes up to me wearing just my T and her panties, and tells me that she doesn't understand how some people don't just go after what they want.
I look at her, and say: I always go after what I want, you should try it.
We just stare at each other for a minute, both unsure of what's going on, and then she walks away.
She got back with her ex a week later.
I wanted her.![]()
My HS crush would always make comments like, "you should come over and we should have sex".
I always assumed she was teasing me".
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She tells me that there was a "ghost" on her floor and that i should come over and protect her and was all giggly and stuff talking about how big her breasts were.
Nicole Kidman was in my apartment but I just wanted to play games and eat old Chinese food.
Any new stories?
Apparently according to my friends, I constantly flirt with girls without realizing it and realizing that they might like me.
Huh.