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[mcjmetroid]

The one with the biggest tits

 

[Papa]

Don't act like you didn't vote for yourself.

I actually voted for you, MLA san.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I actually voted for you, MLA san.

I--I--I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY VOTE, BAKA!

 

[Papa]

I--I--I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY VOTE, BAKA!

I'm competing against my pity vote and all 6 of your alts and I'm still winning.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I'm competing against my pity vote and all 6 of your alts and I'm still winning.

They want to shake your hand because you don't coom as much as I do.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Papa]

The one with the biggest tits

Definitely MLA

 

[brap]

I'm competing against my pity vote and all 6 of your alts and I'm still winning.

o _O

 

[Papa]

Brêpe did you vote for daddy?

 

[brap]

Brêpe did you vote for daddy?

no because i figured youd win anyway
also its a tie now between you two.

 

[Taxexemption]

The video in the OP is only a slight exaggeration. You get a ton of stuff done like 2 weeks in. I keep failing, but I won't stop trying. When I get 2 weeks in it's like I have super powers, but at that third week things start to get weird. It's like, I can simultaneously think and have a conversation, and diagram every sentence you speak to me in real time and construct multiple narratives about the implications of a single sentence, and then at the same time relate each and every one of those words and thoughts to boobs/sex.

 

[brap]

One time years ago I didn't coom for about 2 weeks. Then I did it. My wee wee hurt so bad because there was so much coming out and it shot fucking far. Never let that happen again. Painful and messy.

 

[haxan7]

One time years ago I didn't coom for about 2 weeks. Then I did it. My wee wee hurt so bad because there was so much coming out and it shot fucking far. Never let that happen again. Painful and messy.

I’ve gone so long without ejaculating I had the little rice pellets squirt out with my jizz when I finally did (you can look it up, it’s real).

That was 15+ years ago tho

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

FUCK.

I love this quote so much <3

Which movie was this from?

 

[Papa]

FUCK.

I love this quote so much <3

Which movie was this from?

Goonies

 

[Stiflers Mom]

There is a lot of sexual innuendo in this thread..

 

[Papa]

There is a lot of sexual innuendo in this thread..

ok Stiflers Mom

 

[Cutty Flam]

No Fap brings about character, I swear. Although, you must know the ins and outs; it's not for everyone and it can be detrimental to health if done incorrectly

To a point, exercising control over all areas that must be controlled in one's life, is the mark of a true man

 

[Cutty Flam]

Lmao are people really voting for Barack......

I wouldn't shake that fool's hand even if paid considerably to

 

[haxan7]

Lmao are people really voting for Barack......

I wouldn't shake that fool's hand even if paid considerably to

Barack is more of a man than Matt will ever be

 

[mcjmetroid]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

No Fap brings about character, I swear. Although, you must know the ins and outs; it's not for everyone and it can be detrimental to health if done incorrectly

To a point, exercising control over all areas that must be controlled in one's life, is the mark of a true man

So you are basically telling us you cannot get a stiff one.
Okay

 

[Papa]

Barack is more of a man than Matt will ever be

Wrong Obama

 

[Papa]

MLA has taken the lead?

 

[Pallas]

I got your back MiyazakiHatesKojima

 

[ROMhack]

You two boys chatting shit again?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I got your back MiyazakiHatesKojima

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

#ReactionsMakeTheWorldGoRound

#EndTheBoycott

#PeaceLoveGAF

 

[DESTROYA]

I voted for Papa just to make the voting closer, last thing we need is MiyazakiHatesKojima to have a bigger ego.
I love you both, sorry but not in the gay way.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I voted for Papa just to make the voting closer, last thing we need is MiyazakiHatesKojima to have a bigger ego.
I love you both, sorry but not in the gay way.

Make sure i never end up with an inflated ego or else brap will stick his dick in it.

 

[EverybodyHatesMe]

Well I certainly wouldn't shake hands with Barack Obama. He's an evil loser and I'm honestly scared to find out why he ordered all of the FISA and spying. Why was Obama so scared of Trump? I'm scared to find out.

 

[Blond]

MHK-Chan always

 

[Cutty Flam]

So you are basically telling us you cannot get a stiff one.
Okay

How did you come to that conclusion lmao. Reading comprehension much breh? No fap + porn = terrible mistake, take it form someone who's read the Tao of Sexology and practiced their methods

 

[Cutty Flam]

I would like to see Stifler's Mom, Stifler's Mom's Mom, as well as Stifler's Mom's Mom

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

MHK-Chan always

I always will, laser_printer-chan

 

[Papa]

Tell the truth: how many of you has MLA personally sent PMs to regarding this (Russian-hacked) poll?

 

[Chiggs]

The Dark Souls series is much better than anything Kojima has developed or produced.

Or will, for that matter.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Tell the truth: how many of you has MLA personally sent PMs to regarding this (Russian-hacked) poll?

I N S E C U R I T Y

 

[brap]

The Dark Souls series is much better than anything Kojima has developed or produced.

Or will, for that matter.

wow 7 generic mediocre fantasy games that all play the same. epic. simply epic.

 

[Papa]

I N S E C U R I T Y

ok fudge

 

[Papa]

wow 7 generic mediocre fantasy games that all play the same. epic. simply epic.

Wash your filthy mouth out

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

wow 7 generic mediocre fantasy games that all play the same. epic. simply epic.

TALK THAT SHIT!!!!

 

[Chiggs]

wow 7 generic mediocre fantasy games that all play the same. epic. simply epic.

Holy shit! There are 7 Dark Souls games? I thought it ended with part 3!

This is incredible news! Thank you for telling me. Now, I’m off to Best Buy to pick up Dark Souls 4-7.

 

[Chiggs]

What the fuck?!

I just got back from Best Buy and the clerk told me that Dark Souls did end with part 3! Luckily, he also told me that Elden Ring is coming out soon, which made me feel a bit better about making the trip.

As I was leaving, I walked past a bargain bin full of Metal Gear Solid 5 copies, and saw two stock room guys dumping in hundreds of copies of Death Stranding. I thought it was a new—and terrrible—promotion for their Sunday ad, but according to the manager, the MGS5/Death Stranding bin is actually a trap they were setting up for MSNBC’s reboot of To Catch a Predator, which is being co-produced by Best Buy.

I was surprised, so I asked him what led to MSNBC rebooting their infamous sex offender entrapment show, and why the hell Best Buy was involved. The manager said that state police had informed him that nearly 75% of all registered sex offenders in the area also happened to be HUGE, both in terms of fanaticism and body weight, Hideo Kojima fans. He also said that the Kojima/sex offender link is known problem at a national level, hence the reboot and Best Buy’s involvement.

Man, I can’t wait for Elden RIng!

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

What the fuck?!

I just got back from Best Buy and the clerk told me that Dark Souls did end with part 3! Luckily, he also told me that Elden Ring is coming out soon, which made me feel a bit better about making the trip.

As I was leaving, I walked past a bargain bin full of Metal Gear Solid 5 copies, and saw two stock room guys dumping in hundreds of copies of Death Stranding. I thought it was a new—and terrrible—promotion for their Sunday ad, but according to the manager, the MGS5/Death Stranding bin is actually a trap they were setting up for MSNBC’s reboot of To Catch a Predator, which is being co-produced by Best Buy.

I was surprised, so I asked him what led to MSNBC rebooting their infamous sex offender entrapment show, and why the hell Best Buy was involved. The manager said that state police had informed him that nearly 75% of all registered sex offenders in the area also happened to be HUGE, both in terms of fanaticism and body weight, Hideo Kojima fans. He also said that the Kojima/sex offender link is known problem at a national level, hence the reboot and Best Buy’s involvement.

Man, I can’t wait for Elden RIng!

Jesus.....

 

[Chiggs]

Jesus.....

*takes a bow*

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

*takes a bow*

 

[brap]

TALK THAT SHIT!!!!

What the fuck?!

I just got back from Best Buy and the clerk told me that Dark Souls did end with part 3! Luckily, he also told me that Elden Ring is coming out soon, which made me feel a bit better about making the trip.

As I was leaving, I walked past a bargain bin full of Metal Gear Solid 5 copies, and saw two stock room guys dumping in hundreds of copies of Death Stranding. I thought it was a new—and terrrible—promotion for their Sunday ad, but according to the manager, the MGS5/Death Stranding bin is actually a trap they were setting up for MSNBC’s reboot of To Catch a Predator, which is being co-produced by Best Buy.

I was surprised, so I asked him what led to MSNBC rebooting their infamous sex offender entrapment show, and why the hell Best Buy was involved. The manager said that state police had informed him that nearly 75% of all registered sex offenders in the area also happened to be HUGE, both in terms of fanaticism and body weight, Hideo Kojima fans. He also said that the Kojima/sex offender link is known problem at a national level, hence the reboot and Best Buy’s involvement.

Man, I can’t wait for Elden RIng!

imagine writing all this out

Holy shit! There are 7 Dark Souls games? I thought it ended with part 3!

This is incredible news! Thank you for telling me. Now, I’m off to Best Buy to pick up Dark Souls 4-7.

demons, dark 1-3, bloodborne, ok i miscounted

 

[Chiggs]

imagine writing all this out

Imagine playing 15 hours of Death Stranding, knowing deep down inside that it fucking blows, but then having to suck it all up and projectile vomit gallons and gallons of forced enthusiasm onto the internet, in order to pay tribute to an industry luminary that‘s well past his prime.

I shudder to think!