Dontkidyourselfjimmy
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Not all heroes wear capes
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Calling it football is just marketing. In reality it's rugby for pussiesYeah, but we don't give a shit.
Geezer on the right killed the kid if my memory is right.Casting Couch
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Imagine the smells.Casting Couch
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Disappointment and bacterial vaginosisImagine the smells.
Doritos and Dry CumImagine the smells.
18 eyes between the 5 of them.Casting Couch
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foosty dusty cheese and curdled chunky cum.Imagine the smells.
And at least three pairs of boobs.18 eyes between the 5 of them.
and 5 pussysAnd at least three pairs of boobs.
Reported.Imagine the smells.
Nvm already posted
Reported.
Funny story. Me and my last gf lived together. One day she walked past me and I was like “is something going on with you? Smells fishy.” She turns around with a bowl of fish in her hands and says “I’m making dinner!”Oi that smell when returning to shore with loads of dead scallops on a scorching hot day
My Sympathies sailor
Funny story. Me and my last gf lived together. One day she walked past me and I was like “is something going on with you? Smells fishy.” She turns around with a bowl of fish in her hands and says “I’m making dinner!”
Oi that smell when returning to shore with loads of dead scallops on a scorching hot day
My Sympathies sailor
I have have only had 2 bad experiences. One I swear did not know to wipe front to back and the other did not clean out her douche well enough. Neither were enough to deter me from future endeavors.It's my number one turn off.. and it's such sensitive issue. Fuck man
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I have have only had 2 bad experiences. One I swear did not know to wipe front to back and the other did not clean out her douche well enough. Neither were enough to deter me from future endeavors.
This is more suitable.
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Crazy stalker ex? She be hot!looks like a fun saturday night if you know what i mean
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Over consumption of alcohol would be me guess.
I meant recording it, and just sitting there stewing in it.Over consumption of alcohol would be me guess.
Lol... As if *you* have a girlfriend! Ya daft, creative virgin.Funny story. Me and my last gf lived together. One day she walked past me and I was like “is something going on with you? Smells fishy.” She turns around with a bowl of fish in her hands and says “I’m making dinner!”
Onlyfans possibly, there is a niche for almost anything these days. Also that cat sick gif you posted got me a warning when I posted it months ago believe it or not.I meant recording it, and just sitting there stewing in it.
Well, at least you’re in the right thread to make a fool of yourselfLol... As if *you* have a girlfriend! Ya daft, creative virgin.![]()
I remember the first time going down a chick and it was also my worst experience. The taste was sour and it almostmade me puke. I thought it was the normal taste until i tried with another chick.... I'm still traumatized...Oi that smell when returning to shore with loads of dead scallops on a scorching hot day
My Sympathies sailor
I remember the first time going down a chick and it was also my worst experience. The taste was sour and it almostmade me puke. I thought it was the normal taste until i tried with another chick.... I'm still traumatized...