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[poodaddy]

That's good stuff Gymwolf.

You get a like from me.

 

[GymWolf]

That's good stuff Gymwolf.

You get a like from me.

I bet your favourite furry porn actor is winnie the poohole.

 

[poodaddy]

I bet your favourite furry porn actor is winnie the poohole.

 

[01011001]

And why are those racist Southern states into ebony?

preach Racism = attracted to other races but trying to hide it

preach homophobia = you'll soon be caught in a gay orgy

it's always the most vocal anti-x people that get exposed being into x and are either hiding it from the public or are in denial, thinking them preaching against it helps hiding/suppressing it

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[DeepEnigma]

And why are those racist Southern states into ebony?

preach Racism = attracted to other races but trying to hide it

preach homophobia = you'll soon be caught in a gay orgy

it's always the most vocal anti-x people that get exposed being into x and are either hiding it from the public or are in denial, thinking them preaching against it helps hiding/suppressing it

Those states have the largest black populations in the country with hubs being 60-70% demographics.

There, solved the riddle for you.

 

[GymWolf]

Dafuq is that avatar?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Those states have the largest black populations in the country with most of the hubs being 60-70% demographics.

There, solved the riddle for you.

 

[RoadHazard]

Folks, let’s keep it non pornographic.

 

[RoadHazard]

had to google some of this

non binary - doesn't identify as either male or female.
transwomen - born male and transitioned to female.
enm - ethical non monogamy. thinks that it's morally right to date/fuck multiple people at once. everyone knows they are fucking each other.
aspie - has aspergers syndrome which is an austisic disorder.
demisexual - only becomes sexually attracted after making a strong emotional connection
neurodivergent - basically that a way of saying that someones brain doesn't work in a normal way and that this is fine.

so it all says something like...

i don't identify as male or female, i was born male but transitioned to female, and i am married to my husband but i'm looking to date woman and multiple people at once. i have two jobs, live with my husband and dogs. i have aspergers syndrome but i can function well with it. i might be socially awkward with you at first but i'll warm up to you and at that point i might get sexually attracted to you. the way my brain works might not be normal but there's nothing wrong with it.

...i think i got that right. lol.

What I wonder is... if you don't identify as either male or female, how can you simultaneously also be trans? Isn't the definition of that that you identify as the opposite sex of the one you were born as? So you DO identify as one or the other, which means you can't be non-binary? Or, like, how does that work?

Edit: Not the first one with this question I see.

 

[Peggies]

Naaaw, look at them having a bit of a laugh

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

preach Racism = attracted to other races but trying to hide it

preach homophobia = you'll soon be caught in a gay orgy

it's always the most vocal anti-x people that get exposed being into x and are either hiding it from the public or are in denial, thinking them preaching against it helps hiding/suppressing it

Is it then save to assume you're secretly very fond of large deadzones and certain acceleration curves etc?

 

[01011001]

Is it then save to assume you're secretly very fond of large deadzones and certain acceleration curves etc?

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Ape Escape meme #6:

 

[Peggies]

This is me. I dread the day when my kid comes to my room at night and says creepy shit like that. I've watched enough horror movies. I'll be prepared.

 

[Facism]

This is me. I dread the day when my kid comes to my room at night and says creepy shit like that. I've watched enough horror movies. I'll be prepared.

I had something banging against my bedroom window last night. Went outside with a meat hammer and 1300 lumen bike light ready to send a demon back to hell.

Was just a neighbour's cat doing parkour

 

[Peggies]

I had something banging against my bedroom window last night. Went outside with a meat hammer and 1300 lumen bike light ready to send a demon back to hell.

Was just a neighbour's cat doing parkour

Well you never know. Could be a demon in disguise. Ask for its name next time! Better safe than sorry, amirite?

 

[poodaddy]

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Well you never know. Could be a demon in disguise. Ask for its name next time! Better safe than sorry, amirite?

It was me in the cat costume that GymWolf bought me. I thought it was a very sweet gift idea.

I really like it.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[Jeff Spicoli]

had to google some of this

non binary - doesn't identify as either male or female.
transwomen - born male and transitioned to female.
enm - ethical non monogamy. thinks that it's morally right to date/fuck multiple people at once. everyone knows they are fucking each other.
aspie - has aspergers syndrome which is an austisic disorder.
demisexual - only becomes sexually attracted after making a strong emotional connection
neurodivergent - basically that a way of saying that someones brain doesn't work in a normal way and that this is fine.

so it all says something like...

i don't identify as male or female, i was born male but transitioned to female, and i am married to my husband but i'm looking to date woman and multiple people at once. i have two jobs, live with my husband and dogs. i have aspergers syndrome but i can function well with it. i might be socially awkward with you at first but i'll warm up to you and at that point i might get sexually attracted to you. the way my brain works might not be normal but there's nothing wrong with it.

...i think i got that right. lol.

I am a simple man, is man or a woman?
Who cares hes ugly lol

 

[Facism]

Well you never know. Could be a demon in disguise. Ask for its name next time! Better safe than sorry, amirite?

He was ginger. No way a demon would disguise itself as a ginger.

Ohhhh no not the sun my mortal enemy ohhhhhhhh noooooooooooo

 

[V1LÆM]

 

[Peggies]

He was ginger. No way a demon would disguise itself as a ginger.

Ohhhh no not the sun my mortal enemy ohhhhhhhh noooooooooooo

Oh, yeah? What If it was a daywalker?

 

[01011001]

also don't wear mixed fabrics! really important!

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[V1LÆM]

This is me. I dread the day when my kid comes to my room at night and says creepy shit like that. I've watched enough horror movies. I'll be prepared.

at first i thought the characters didn't have eyes but in fact they have one on their face next to their ear and the other one fucking floating beside their head. wtf

anyway, true story: i swear a saw a ghost in my old house when i was a kid. my dad was with me and watching the TV. he didn't even turn around he just said "well don't fucking look at it and it'll go away". now i think about it he was probably scared shitless and was too scared to look around haha.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Not gonna lie, I'd love to have one of these.

 

[V1LÆM]

i don't see any chips though?

that's fish and crisps with what looks like pish water.

Not gonna lie, I'd love to have one of these.

you'd rock it. only bad ass cunts could pull that look off.

i can be your goofy ass sidekick?

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Billbofet]

 

[V1LÆM]

more like trying to tell if you need a fart or shit.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

i can be your goofy ass sidekick?

 

[V1LÆM]

9

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[V1LÆM]

pegging your thing now?

 

[GymWolf]

Dafuq is pegging? like petting with someone called peggy?

 

[V1LÆM]

Dafuq is pegging? like petting with someone called peggy?

a guy getting it up the ass off a girl with a strapon dildo. The Lunch Legend is into that shit

 

[cormack12]

Dafuq is pegging? like petting with someone called peggy?

 

[GymWolf]

I would only accept that in a 69 position, i could just pretend to suck a popsicle that taste like rubber while getting my balls emptied.

 

[poodaddy]

pegging your thing now?

He does barrages of themed jokes. Kind of his thing.

 

[V1LÆM]

He does barrages of themed jokes. Kind of his thing.

i know.

I would only accept that in a 69 position, i could just pretend to suck a popsicle that taste like rubber while getting my balls emptied.

sure...pretend to suck a popsicle. if that makes you feel better about it. if you like sucking dick just admit it

 

[GymWolf]

i know.


sure...pretend to suck a popsicle. if that makes you feel better about it. if you like sucking dick just admit it

I'm gonna pretend that taking my joke seriously is just a counter-joke on your part

 

[Richard Packer]

I would only accept that in a 69 position, i could just pretend to suck a popsicle that taste like rubber while getting my balls emptied.

 

[Trunx81]

The Deep says it’s not!

When Strapons with cherry taste?

 

[V1LÆM]

I'm gonna pretend that taking my joke seriously is just a counter-joke on your part

yeah it was a joke fuck sake

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[Valonquar]

Memes from the 00's