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[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[kikii]

is that >>

 

[MastAndo]

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

 

[Facism]

'kin 'ell lad

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I fucked up the quote bae

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Explain pls maiden

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Explain pls maiden

The roll is turned the wrong way.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

The roll is turned the wrong way.

No it isn't.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

No it isn't.

 

[TDiddyLive]

No it isn't.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/toilet-paper-actually-goes-over_n_6887724

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/toilet-paper-actually-goes-over_n_6887724

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[64gigabyteram]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Explain pls maiden

Seeing the word enjoy above a roll of toilet paper is hilarious to me. Wiping my ass with toilet paper is not an enjoyable experience so it's just the juxtaposition of those two elements for me. I'm 100% all in on the bidet thing and hate going anywhere that is not home.

 

[Windle Poons]

Yeah I can’t shit in public shit houses. Not doing that with an audience.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Seeing the word enjoy above a roll of toilet paper is hilarious to me. Wiping my ass with toilet paper is not an enjoyable experience so it's just the juxtaposition of those two elements for me. I'm 100% all in on the bidet thing and hate going anywhere that is not home.

Lol. Great explanation. AAA.

I dont mind toilet paper. It's a luxury. Here in Holland we use sandpaper and dry crispy leaves.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/toilet-paper-actually-goes-over_n_6887724

No no no.

No.

This way by pulling down the paper you're more likely to break it.

Come on guys wtf

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[Windle Poons]

Only if you use cheap shit paper. The good stuff don’t rip.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Only if you use cheap shit paper. The good stuff don’t rip.

With the bidet there is no friction whatsoever. My starfish is no longer as tough as it used to be. Any friction is unwelcome.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Only if you use cheap shit paper. The good stuff don’t rip.

I use 12 layers. Have to unclog the toilet 25 times a day. Those leaves tend to fall apart if you even look at them

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

With the bidet there is no friction whatsoever. My starfish is no longer as tough as it used to be. Any friction is unwelcome.

So you shoot a beam of water at your anus. But what if you've a messy shit and fecal matter is all around your anal area. Do you move your but around on intuition? Still. You end up with a wet crack? You use a hair blower or something?

Talk me through it

Mr elegant bidet dont need no paper

 

[Windle Poons]

Gives the old balloon knot a good rinse to be fair.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Gives the old balloon knot a good rinse to be fair.

I have a shower

 

[Windle Poons]

Worst is having a shit, having the shower getting all cleaned and dry.

Then needing another shit.

Just me and my bowels or anyone else?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Worst is having a shit, having the shower getting all cleaned and dry.

Then needing another shit.

Just me and my bowels or anyone else?

Yeah. It happens.

Extra XP

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Again: you pull from above it's more likely to break due to friction. Who are you people. 2 sheet holy men?

I used to think to have like minded friends here...

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

I have a solution to the toilet paper problem.

If you have a big bathroom with lots of room, it's positioned like a waterfall. Toilet paper is most beautiful in this position.

If you have a tight, cramped bathroom the roll positioned backwards is preferable as it gives the pooper a few extra inches of leverage to work the arm.

Does this compromise work for all warring parties?

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

So you shoot a beam of water at your anus. But what if you've a messy shit and fecal matter is all around your anal area. Do you move your but around on intuition? Still. You end up with a wet crack? You use a hair blower or something?

Talk me through it

Mr elegant bidet dont need no paper

The washer moves so I don’t need to. Lots of spray options, including heated water. Heated seat. Includes an air dryer. And deodorizer.

Washlet® C5 - Elongated | TOTO USA

WASHLET C5, TOTO's Electronic Bidet, Smart toilet seat includes an easy-to-use remote control with an illuminated touchpad. The PREMIST® function sprays the bowl before each use, helping to keep your toilet bowl clean. The C5 provides a satis

www.totousa.com

 

[Peter303]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMODSSSSSSS!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Mistake]

 

[poodaddy]

The washer moves so I don’t need to. Lots of spray options, including heated water. Heated seat. Includes an air dryer. And deodorizer.

http://[URL]https://www.totousa.com/washlet-c5-elongated

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I have a different model, but in general when you go bidet you don't go back. I feel spoiled now every time I shit, and shitting outside the home is made substantially worse an experience by mere virtue of me having ever taken a shit with a bidet at all.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[lachesis]

Now I think of Lucky Hit as something else entirely.. haha.

 

[Windle Poons]

Never really thought about it like that

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

What was so hard about Minesweeper? The number showed how many bombs there are next to the field. And then you applied logic.