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[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Artoris]

Took me a wile to understand what it was, never seen one like this before

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Nobody_Important]

The hardest part of my earthly existence is the fact I stay up late and have so many memes to share, but no one is awake to BUMP THE FUCKING THREAD so that I may share them without getting banned or looking like a lunatic.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[John Marston]

Jesus fuckin' Christ why am I still laughing after 10 minutes

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

The Lunch Legend car

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[IDKFA]

Spoiler

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Been laughing about this since yesterday and I think this may get just a little less funny around next New Year’s.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[WhamBamThankYouMaam]

Spoiler

How fucking dumb are people that fall for this kind of shit?

 

[IDKFA]

How fucking dumb are people that fall for this kind of shit?

I could never withhold myself from nutting. I nut daily.

However, there appears to have been people looking at the potential benefits of holding it in. Take a read and who knows, maybe you'll be convinced and evolve into a sigma male.

What's the Deal with Semen Retention?

Semen retention may sound like some wild new fad, but the practice of avoiding ejaculation is probably as old as humankind. Read on to find out why people try it, whether research supports the theories behind it, and more.

www.healthline.com

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

I could never withhold myself from nutting. I nut daily.

However, there appears to have been people looking at the potential benefits of holding it in. Take a read and who knows, maybe you'll be convinced and evolve into a sigma male.

What's the Deal with Semen Retention?

Semen retention may sound like some wild new fad, but the practice of avoiding ejaculation is probably as old as humankind. Read on to find out why people try it, whether research supports the theories behind it, and more.

www.healthline.com

I much prefer gooning, which is you get very close to nutting, then stop before you spill any nutt.

It's very effective in boosting vitality, in my opinion. More research needs to be done, though.

 

[Kamina]

Great, now this is a coomer thread

 

[Artoris]

 

[Grildon Tundy]

How fucking dumb are people that fall for this kind of shit?

The grift works because no one can go long enough to prove it wrong lmao

 

[01011001]

 

[Artoris]

Indiana Jones and the Last Erection

 

[Mistake]

The grift works because no one can go long enough to prove it wrong lmao

Seems more likely to me it’s a troll giving everyone blue balls

I could never withhold myself from nutting. I nut daily.

However, there appears to have been people looking at the potential benefits of holding it in. Take a read and who knows, maybe you'll be convinced and evolve into a sigma male.

What's the Deal with Semen Retention?

Semen retention may sound like some wild new fad, but the practice of avoiding ejaculation is probably as old as humankind. Read on to find out why people try it, whether research supports the theories behind it, and more.

www.healthline.com

Great, now he works at healthline too

 

[IDKFA]

Seems more likely to me it’s a troll giving everyone blue balls

Great, now he works at healthline too

Me? I'm just showing that this isn't just a meme and bizarrely, actual health professionals have looked into possible benefits.

 

[Mistake]

Me? I'm just showing that this isn't just a meme and bizarrely, actual health professionals have looked into possible benefits.

No, not you particularly. I’m just being obtuse.
But seriously, that’s how you get blue balls

 

[Rentahamster]

I much prefer gooning, which is you get very close to nutting, then stop before you spill any nutt.

It's very effective in boosting vitality, in my opinion. More research needs to be done, though.

You much prefer giving yourself hardcore blue balls?

 

[Cyberpunkd]

How fucking dumb are people that fall for this kind of shit?

Serious answer: because a generation of kids were brought up without being taught how to critically analyze information presented to them - not by school, not by their parents. This is the result.

This roided dumbass has 13 million subscribers, he says you shouldn't jog:



People don't cross-check, they just take the information at face value.

 

[WhamBamThankYouMaam]

I could never withhold myself from nutting. I nut daily.

However, there appears to have been people looking at the potential benefits of holding it in. Take a read and who knows, maybe you'll be convinced and evolve into a sigma male.

What's the Deal with Semen Retention?

Semen retention may sound like some wild new fad, but the practice of avoiding ejaculation is probably as old as humankind. Read on to find out why people try it, whether research supports the theories behind it, and more.

www.healthline.com

I am sure all is fine and dandy until the prostate says "thanks, but no thanks".

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I could never withhold myself from nutting. I nut daily.

However, there appears to have been people looking at the potential benefits of holding it in. Take a read and who knows, maybe you'll be convinced and evolve into a sigma male.

What's the Deal with Semen Retention?

Semen retention may sound like some wild new fad, but the practice of avoiding ejaculation is probably as old as humankind. Read on to find out why people try it, whether research supports the theories behind it, and more.

www.healthline.com

I hate this way of writing articles, from the link you posted:

It’s a complicated, multifaceted topic, and research is lacking. Not having enough research doesn’t mean all claims are false, though.

It does mean that additional research and longer-term studies are needed to reach firm conclusions about specific claims.

Not having enough research means you shouldn’t bother till there is research. That’s the whole purpose of empirical studies.

Also what sort of voodoo magic is this:

Or you can learn how to orgasm without ejaculating.

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Also what sort of voodoo magic is this:

Tantric sex - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Kilau]

 

[poodaddy]

Serious answer: because a generation of kids were brought up without being taught how to critically analyze information presented to them - not by school, not by their parents. This is the result.

This roided dumbass has 13 million subscribers, he says you shouldn't jog:



People don't cross-check, they just take the information at face value.

Degree in exercise science here. Sorry but he's right on this one, and there's no way he's on steroids with how weak he is, just so ya know. Look up the fiasco a while back with Jeff using fake plates in his videos. He's very cut, but he's not particularly strong in any lift other than curls. He's not on steroids, just extremely low body fat and has maintained his muscle mass well as he burned fat, which is relatively easy if you know what you're doing.

But anyway, jogging is bullshit. All the risks of overuse syndrome, none of the Vo2 max potential improvements of sprinting, and none of the safety of walking. In no way is jogging superior to either just walking or sprinting. If you want speed, power, and muscularity, sprint. If you want to burn fat, walk. Jogging is what we did in the Army every day for miles, and guess what? Most soldiers are rocking pot bellies, they're kind of weak, they're falling apart, and they've got bad knees by 25. Don't care if that sounds mean, I was a soldier in an infantry brigade and I can assure you that's all very true, and literally ALL of the Army's overuse syndrome is caused by too much jogging and not enough focus on form when teaching the push up and sit up. Very quantity over quality in the Army, and it's why every year the med boards in the Army are insanely high, with me being one of them 12 years ago.

For what it's worth, I actually agree with you about most people believing absolute fuckin nonsense like semen retention benefits, carnivore diet, intermittent fasting, carbs are evil bullshit diets, so much absolute stupidity and snake oil pedaled in the fitness industry. But for what it's worth, he's right about jogging, it fuckin sucks.

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[Raven117]

Serious answer: because a generation of kids were brought up without being taught how to critically analyze information presented to them - not by school, not by their parents. This is the result.

This roided dumbass has 13 million subscribers, he says you shouldn't jog:



People don't cross-check, they just take the information at face value.

Degree in exercise science here. Sorry but he's right on this one, and there's no way he's on steroids with how weak he is, just so ya know. Look up the fiasco a while back with Jeff using fake plates in his videos. He's very cut, but he's not particularly strong in any lift other than curls. He's not on steroids, just extremely low body fat and has maintained his muscle mass well as he burned fat, which is relatively easy if you know what you're doing.

But anyway, jogging is bullshit. All the risks of overuse syndrome, none of the Vo2 max potential improvements of sprinting, and none of the safety of walking. In no way is jogging superior to either just walking or sprinting. If you want speed, power, and muscularity, sprint. If you want to burn fat, walk. Jogging is what we did in the Army every day for miles, and guess what? Most soldiers are rocking pot bellies, they're kind of weak, they're falling apart, and they've got bad knees by 25. Don't care if that sounds mean, I was a soldier in an infantry brigade and I can assure you that's all very true, and literally ALL of the Army's overuse syndrome is caused by too much jogging and not enough focus on form when teaching the push up and sit up. Very quantity over quality in the Army, and it's why every year the med boards in the Army are insanely high, with me being one of them 12 years ago.

For what it's worth, I actually agree with you about most people believing absolute fuckin nonsense like semen retention benefits, carnivore diet, intermittent fasting, carbs are evil bullshit diets, so much absolute stupidity and snake oil pedaled in the fitness industry. But for what it's worth, he's right about jogging, it fuckin sucks.

What poodaddy said. This dude is not alone in the fitness community in recommending that cardio be used sparingly when trying to build muscle (or even on a cut). Jogging, does have some worst of both worlds aspects to it. (It can be good for other things though).

He doesn’t look particularly roided out to me. But who knows.

Agree with your overall point though.

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[Mistake]

Fixed

Spoiler

chinese is “give him ice cream”

 

[mansoor1980]

Fixed

Spoiler

chinese is “give him ice cream”

i almost choked on my tea

 

[Maiden Voyage]