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[Papa]

Hello GAF, how the fuck are ya?

Dr. Matthew and Nurses Kazza and Shmunter here to take your temp (anally) and check your rude health. Are you finding yourself excessively triggered lately? Unable to form a cogent argument and resorting to screeching and attempting to equalise or outright cancel others? You may be suffering from acute rude sickness. If left untreated, this mental disease can be fatal as it turns the brain into a pile of rainbow coloured mush and leaves the host vulnerable to even the slightest hint of mean words and insults. The only known cure is a glass of cement to harden you the fuck up. So to help us with your initial diagnosis, please watch the informative video below and then fill out the poll to let us know which rude words trigger your paper thin skin so we can make sure to say them as often as possible.

 

[Shmunter]

Hello GAF, how the fuck are ya?

Dr. Matthew and Nurses Kazza and Shmunter here to take your temp (anally) and check your rude health. Are you finding yourself excessively triggered lately? Unable to form a cogent argument and resorting to screeching and attempting to equalise or outright cancel others? You may be suffering from acute rude sickness. If left untreated, this mental disease can be fatal as it turns the brain into a pile of rainbow coloured mush and leaves the host vulnerable to even the slightest hint of mean words and insults. The only known cure is a glass of cement to harden you the fuck up. So to help us with your initial diagnosis, please watch the informative video below and then fill out the poll to let us know which rude words trigger your paper thin skin so we can make sure to say them as often as possible.

Haha, literally on the floor...

 

[Elektro Demon]

Fine, check me up doc.

 

[Papa]

Haha, literally on the floor...

Suffering from acute rude sickness? Should’ve taken the vaccine...

 

[Kazza]

People who harden the fuck up will always be in rude health.

 

[The Cockatrice]

How to catch some fishy with my average pp doc?

 

[haxan7]

How to catch some fishy with my average pp doc?

Tell them you’re willing to take a pegging and harden the fuck up.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Tell them you’re willing to take a pegging and harden the fuck up.

But.. it's hairy and poopy.

 

[Kev Kev]

REEEEEEE but only because i cant stand those people. thinking about them makes me want to go downstairs and slam my dick in the car door

 

[Coolwhhip]

Any of those new words that woke male feminist soy boy/girl social justice twitter warriors came up with.

 

[haxan7]

Any of those new words that woke male feminist soy boy/girl social justice twitter warriors came up with.

Big yikes from me dawg

 

[synchronicity]

I'm not triggered by any of it. I already know the world is a crazy circus.

(Plus getting triggered only triggers more triggers. Stahp it!)

 

[God Enel]

What’s the problem with Pocahontas? Did I miss something?

 

[poppabk]

REEEEEEE but only because i cant stand those people. thinking about them makes me want to go downstairs and slam my dick in the car door

I am one of those people! I will now enjoy every post I make knowing the pain it causes you. I just find the REEE thing annoying because this is its own forum, hell it's the original forum, and the obsession with that other site here is counter productive.

 

[Southern Gentleman]

The lies of Belyria will come to nothing, and the final trigger will sever the blind child from its mother.

 

[Papa]

I am one of those people! I will now enjoy every post I make knowing the pain it causes you. I just find the REEE thing annoying because this is its own forum, hell it's the original forum, and the obsession with that other site here is counter productive.

What production are we countering?

 

[poppabk]

What production are we countering?

The production of a site that isn't 90% posts about a site that is 90% star wars posts.

 

[V4skunk]

If you thinking "triggering" is a thing you are brainwashed.

 

[Kadayi]

Should have added 'cancelled'

There's something about the way that word is deployed that just makes me want to ask whoever is saying it what exactly do they mean? And how exactly should 'X' be 'Cancelled' Because other people aren't a TV Show.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Add cunny, lit and kino to the poll.

 

[Barnabot]

None of these words trigger me. What's my problem then?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

None of these words trigger me. What's my problem then?

You are a werewolf Sam.

 

[Richard Packer]

You need to add real triggering options like; Brie Larson, Abby Russell, not being able to say the n-word, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and seasoning.

 

[Mista]

None of them "triggers" me. Can I leave now?

 

[Ailynn]

I'm pretty much cured of any triggering from the word "tranny" nowadays. I owe a lot of that to this site in showing how we shouldn't let words have power over our emotions. "Truscum" is similar. It's just ridiculously stupid and not worth being upset by whatsoever.

Still, any iteration of the N-word seriously clenches my trigger senses. I have no problem letting that slur remain a word my brain refuses to ever allow into my vocabulary.

 

[Halo is Back]

None of the Above

 

[Kev Kev]

I am one of those people! I will now enjoy every post I make knowing the pain it causes you. I just find the REEE thing annoying because this is its own forum, hell it's the original forum, and the obsession with that other site here is counter productive.

annnnnnnd blocked

lol

 

[Papa]

annnnnnnd blocked

lol

that’s my trigger

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

that’s my trigger

Ok Chunk

 

[888]

That REtard Cunt Pocahontas said you don’t EveR have to chEck your tranny fluid, she should bE tossed oveR a wall or lEt Trump dEport her to the land of the niggaRdly.

Also EpstEin didn’t kill himself.

 

[Papa]

Ok Chunk

Courage*

 

[Papa]

Courage the Cowardly GAFer

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Courage the Cowardly GAFer

 

[Papa]

What’s the problem with Pocahontas? Did I miss something?

Ask azz0r

Can we stop with the Pocahontas shit please? Its so fucking tacky.

Just to be clear; someone is calling Warren a racist slur (and yes it is, you can argue otherwise but you'd be wrong) and I'm saying its tacky and you want ME banned? LOL.

 

[Ikutachi]

"Blocked" because I don't believe in permanent blocking.

 

[Papa]

"Blocked" because I don't believe in permanent blocking.

I agree. Ignoring someone should have an expiration date. You can still put them back on ignore but the effort/laziness might eventually overcome the fragility.

tbh I just wanna see Jare melt into a little puddle when the padding on his walls is removed

 

[triplestation]

 

[quickwhips]

I think im healthy doc as no triggers here but your thread needs more edge.

 

[Papa]

I think im healthy doc as no triggers here but your thread needs more edge.

dw brap will be back to edge it up with nintendo memes soon

 

[kingbean]

I'm only really offended by the purposefully ignorant and truly racist.

Everything else is fair play.

 

[Avasarala]

Pretty sure I said a couple of these in regards to Tarkov today...

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Pretty sure I said a couple of these in regards to Tarkov today...

Can I Joinz your Krew soon?

 

[Papa]

Pretty sure I said a couple of these in regards to Tarkov today...

"REEEEEEEEEEEEE, that niggardly retard Trump said that cunt Epstein didn't kill himself. Pocahontas 2020, build the wall!"

?

 

[Kamina]

What the fuck is Niggardly?

 

[Papa]

What the fuck is Niggardly?

Hey, cut the racism please. Be better.