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[Evlar]

:lol Shane has the best conspiracy theories.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

 

[FortNinety]

Should have been saved for a slow news day. Which obviously is not today. Though the effort is appreciated!

 

[timmy]

I am officially dumber for having read this thread.

Edit: Damn, Alberto!

 

[The Elite]

*slowly backs out of thread*

 

[Laurent]

That may be the worst thing I've ever read.

I agree

 

[timmy]

And the funniest part is that anyone would reasonably think that an MGS "exclusive" would effectively "end" the console war.

 

[dskillzhtown]

And the funniest part is that anyone would reasonably think that an MGS "exclusive" would effectively "end" the console war.

I agree, I don't think that any one game is a system seller anymore. Every platform has so many good games nowadays that you don't really miss one game from another console. I am not shedding any tears because I didn't get to play Resistance as I am sure PS3 owners are not shedding any tears because they haven't played Gears of War.

Spoiler

well, maybe, lol

But because of the huge budget for MGS, wouldn't it be a wise move for Konami to have that game on as many platforms as possible or atleast accept massive moneyhats to make up the lost income?

 

[PistolGrip]

Hmm interesting.

 

[Soul4ger]

This is definitely the best conspiracy theory ever. And the most plausible.

 

[Wario64]

Thursdayton?

 

[AppleMIX]

WTF???


:lol :lol :lol

 

[Jocchan]

No, no, that's irrelevant. You have to think outside the box!

So what's outside the box? Was it inside before?
If yes, who put it out, and why is this thread so messed up?

 

[Barkley's Justice]

well, the mgs4 dialogue was a bunch of gibberish so maybe thats why someone would think those things

 

[Flo_Evans]

hahhaahahaha

I was actually thinking the 'hidden' message was in the raiden/vamp fight.

I think the prolonged stabing and "will you be the one to finally finish me?" was a hint that kojima is burnt out on the series and wants to do something new.

 

[PowerSmell]

Actually, Raiden is the Wii and his high-frequency (built-in speaker) sword is the Wii Remote. Ocelot is MS and Liquid is RRoD, while Foxdie is the disc scratching error.
Vamp is Viva Pinata (or perhaps Scene It) and Johnny Sasaki is Ken Kutaragi (trademark Kojima humor).

 

[VideoMan]

This is a new low for Sony fanboyism.

 

[a.wd]

This just proves that if you try hard enough, you can turn one thing into a metaphor for something else. An when I say try, I mean take drugs.

quoted for truth

 

[Kobiekun]

I feel as if someone has poured a gallon of stupid in my eyes.

:lol :lol That's classic. I have to use that sometime.

 

[monkeylite]

:lol :lol :lol

But at least I laughed...

 

[Truelize]

Dammit, it's got VERY LITTLE to do with Shane. I wish people would read.

I'll quote this so it's on each page. Shane did not write that horrible transcript. That gift was from a special GAFer.

 

[GameGamer]

This is why I can't get "normals" into gaming.

 

[TheCardPlayer]

OP needs a tag.

I suggest something along the lines of What A Dumb Shit!

 

[nofi]

I'll quote this so it's on each page. Shane did not write that horrible transcript. That gift was from a special GAFer.

Thanks. At the top of each page would be smashing.

=)

 

[hyonoid]

exclusiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee on PS3

teenie wennie

 

[Jirotrom]

:lol :lol :lol :lol
damn, this wasnt shane...still crazy funny.

 

[TONX]

 

[Imperial Hot]

Are Mangod has failed us?

WHY!

 

[Olivier]

This thread has potential. Potential to be picked for an IGN news article.

 

[CrushDance]

SO many Nintendo fans in here today.

Shane I...hm.

 

[The Jason]

I love how people are getting mad about this... it's obviously not a very serious topic :lol

and if people could read my first post they would know that I wrote the transcription, not shane, it's just his theory.

 

[meltpotato]

wow. this is ****ing retarded.

 

[vitaflo]

I bet next they say the trailer syncs perfectly with Dark Side of the Moon.

 

[Laurent]

I bet next they say the trailer syncs perfectly with Dark Side of the Moon.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[rollingstart]

for some reason this reminds me of a drawing by a poster that shall remain unnamed (for his sake):

I cant get enough of that picture :lol

 

[mollipen]

FOR F**K'S SAKE... they're / their. It isn't rocket science. Even my fiance, who is still struggling to be at a "conversational" level when it comes to English, knows the difference.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Dammit, it's got VERY LITTLE to do with Shane. I wish people would read.

Maybe if we quote this pic often enough people will wake up.

Then again, who am I kidding?


It is like you guys are blaming Jesus for something Paul did.

 

[TheJollyCorner]

I think my brain just ****ing broke...

 

[arne]

FOR F**K'S SAKE... they're / their. It isn't rocket science. Even my fiance, who is still struggling to be at a "conversational" level when it comes to English, knows the difference.

give it up, this will never happen.

 

[AZ Greg]

 

[JDSN]

And to think I almost ignore this thread. :lol

This is funnier than that time in the PS3 IGN oard when a bunch of fanboys compared themselves to the Spartans of 300 because they were the ones keeping Sony alive until the reinforcements arrived.

 

[ant1532]

Best speculation ever.

 

[Joe211]

And to think I almost ignore this thread. :lol

This is funnier than that time in the PS3 IGN oard when a bunch of fanboys compared themselves to the Spartans of 300 because they were the ones keeping Sony alive until the reinforcements arrived.

link? :lol

 

[The Jason]

FOR F**K'S SAKE... they're / their. It isn't rocket science. Even my fiance, who is still struggling to be at a "conversational" level when it comes to English, knows the difference.

I wrote that at 1:30 in the morning, give the grammar policing a rest; theres tons of other ridiculous things to point out.

 

[M3wThr33]

Given the last line by Vamp, "Will you be the one to finally finish me?" I thought he was also alluding to MGS4 being the one to finish the series.

 

[Stop It]

That was the funniest thing I have read for years, the scary thing is I wouldn't put it past Kojima to actually have intended a similar sub-meaning to the trailer, especially as he would have got severe pressure to chuck MGS4 on 360.

What's nearly as funny is how many people who have actually attributed this to Shame himself, I think the thread title didn't help, oh Gaf.. :lol

And to think I almost ignore this thread. :lol

This is funnier than that time in the PS3 IGN oard when a bunch of fanboys compared themselves to the Spartans of 300 because they were the ones keeping Sony alive until the reinforcements arrived.

Only one slight flaw in that analogy......:lol

 

[JDSN]

link? :lol

No link, but the guy had huge meltdown when he learned the ending of the movie. :lol

 

[seat]

hahhaahahaha

I was actually thinking the 'hidden' message was in the raiden/vamp fight.

I think the prolonged stabing and "will you be the one to finally finish me?" was a hint that kojima is burnt out on the series and wants to do something new.

I haven't read the initial reactions to the trailer on GAF yet, but I think the conspiracy is that the Vamp and Raiden fight took homoeroticism to new heights. It had to have been blatant, right?

"I'm going to get behind you as if we're spooning and deeply penetrate you with this long, hard knife! Deep, deep inside of you!"

Huge fan of the MGS series though, this game's gonna be awesome.

 

[xaosslug]

mangod what?

 

[Secks4Food]

Exclusivity. Serious Business.