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[Zeliard]

Should've researched first:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

This paragraph is a masterpiece of the written form:

It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

 

[mt1200]

How do you guys wax your asses and balls?, isn't it dangerous?

 

[7threst]

How do you guys wax your asses and balls?, isn't it dangerous?

I think the area is way too sensitive to wax. I prefer to shave but a majority here seems to prefer trimming. Waxing sounds way too radical imo.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

Long story short, was doing some prep work to be tidy for a colonoscopy..


Farts are MUCH louder, silent ones are completely audible and even explosive in tone sometimes..

Your cheeks are like two hands clapping together man.

Don't shave your ass and let one rip when trying to be discrete, you'll be discovered on the spot.

you're supposed to yell "SONIC BOOM!"

 

[Red]

Here's a tip: hair removal creams work astoundingly well on ass hair, even for people who haven't had much luck using them on other body parts.

YMMV, but it is a better way than shaving.

 

[triplestation]

How do you guys wax your asses and balls?, isn't it dangerous?

I used one of those wax sheets and I thought if i yanked quick enough it would hurt less and so I did and my ballsack was torn open and my balls fell out of them and dangling veins everywhere.

 

[TheDanger]

I used one of those wax sheets and I thought if i yanked quick enough it would hurt less and so I did and my ballsack was torn open and my balls fell out of them and dangling veins everywhere.

No, no that's not true, that's impossible !

 

[Rehynn]

I used one of those wax sheets and I thought if i yanked quick enough it would hurt less and so I did and my ballsack was torn open and my balls fell out of them and dangling veins everywhere.

This is a horrible image but I'm laughing so hard.

 

[Akainu]

This story is kind of obligatory in a thread like this.

I'm dying! XD

 

[ph33nix]

Like this?

lmao I am dying here

But seriously...I feel like I'd fuck up an angle and make my ass bleed

 

[Slayer-33]

I used one of those wax sheets and I thought if i yanked quick enough it would hurt less and so I did and my ballsack was torn open and my balls fell out of them and dangling veins everywhere.

Wtf stop playing, no.. No

 

[Jezan]

This story is kind of obligatory in a thread like this.

Yes! Everytime there is a thread like this, the story is a must! Always cracks me up, lol

 

[Uchip]

Your cheeks are like two hands clapping together man.

uhh
how much do you weigh?

 

[MidnightScott]

I said wow...

That story was gross and hilarious at the same time.

I used one of those wax sheets and I thought if i yanked quick enough it would hurt less and so I did and my ballsack was torn open and my balls fell out of them and dangling veins everywhere.

Needs a paint version for more shits and giggles.

 

[ThanksVision]

Everybody always says to trim pubes, but I don't see how taking a trimmer to them is any easier than a razor. I feel like I'm in total control with a razor, but I hate missing spots. I dunno, shaving in general is pretty annoying.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

I used one of those wax sheets and I thought if i yanked quick enough it would hurt less and so I did and my ballsack was torn open and my balls fell out of them and dangling veins everywhere.

Sounds like my brother's dog bite.

 

[plasticpassion]

Wow, the sexual possibilities if you could make portals...

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

 

[MarkusRJR]

I used one of those wax sheets and I thought if i yanked quick enough it would hurt less and so I did and my ballsack was torn open and my balls fell out of them and dangling veins everywhere.

I just threw up in my mouth...

 

[TUSR]

get an electric razor and put a piece of painters tape on it with the word "BALLS" or "ASS" and do a really close trim. Never straight razor sensitive parts of the body (aside from the face)

 

[waypoetic]

Don't tell me what i should and shouldn't do with my ass OP.

 

[spindashing]

Okay how about this.

I shave my asscheeks right? But I keep all the good hair in between my asscheeks and shit?

Will I get all the ladies

 

[Slayer-33]

uhh
how much do you weigh?

150 pounds.


The effect is that it's so smooth and frictionless. Mini explosions charge up before exploding.

 

[Bladenic]

Is there a point to shaving your ass? Like really. Nobody sees it. Who cares how hairy it is?

 

[CrocMother]

Is there a point to shaving your ass? Like really. Nobody sees it. Who cares how hairy it is?

Women

Scenario : you've just had sex right, and you're getting up off the couch/or bed and she's still lying there.. That's not really what she wants to see after all that "love" making you know

 

[waypoetic]

Is there a point to shaving your ass? Like really. Nobody sees it. Who cares how hairy it is?

Scenario : you've just had sex right, and you're getting up off the couch/or bed and she's still lying there.. That's not really what she wants to see after all that "love" making you know

EDIT: I shave I'm just saying, that's a possible scenario haha

 

[Slayer-33]

Scenario : you've just had sex right, and you're getting up off the couch/or bed and she's still lying there.. That's not really what she wants to see after all that "love" making you know

Yep... Hair down there just looks nasty.

 

[CrocMother]

I've heard Nair works well

 

[Utako]

This story is kind of obligatory in a thread like this.

Fat people, DON'T SHAVE YOUR BUTT-HAIR!

Fixed

The inordinate sweating. Gastric issues. Perhaps even the overgrowth of the hair itself. All fatty problems.

Scenario : you've just had sex right, and you're getting up off the couch/or bed and she's still lying there.. That's not really what she wants to see after all that "love" making you know

I do shave and trim essentially everywhere, but in this case you've already gotten laid, so who the fuck cares?

 

[IpsoFacto]

Long story short, was doing some prep work to be tidy for a colonoscopy..


Farts are MUCH louder, silent ones are completely audible and even explosive in tone sometimes..

Your cheeks are like two hands clapping together man.

Don't shave your ass and let one rip when trying to be discrete, you'll be discovered on the spot.

Pro-tip: No spicy food before any sort of social interaction.

 

[CrocMother]

I do shave and trim essentially everywhere, but in this case you've already gotten laid, so who the fuck cares?

How do you trim ass hair?

 

[KillGore]

I shave my ass and haven't experienced this. Feels good having a hairless ass, much easier to clean.

Ew you guys don't shave there? I only shave my ass because girls say it's uncomfortable when I'm hairy back there.

....

um....

If she's eating your balls it is a pretty sure thing that she'll see your ass hairs sticking out if she looks down. Not sure why anyone would think that's sexy or fine, and I'm sure most of you guys would go ape-shit if you're eating your GF and look down and see ass hairs saying hello to you. Double standards?

 

[deim0s]

God this thread. 5mins of laughing here man.

 

[ilMikhail]

my ass is like a jungle so probably I'll shave my ass for the rest of my life

Thank god for this hilarious thread

 

[Cunning Stunt]

What about womens ? None I've ever been with has had a hairy ass...

 

[Banglish]

I'd rather not have any surprise nuggets in my jungle if a girl is rimming me.

 

[KillGore]

What about womens ? None I've ever been with has had a hairy ass...

A lot of women have hairy asses, but I guess most of them are hairless or almost hairless. Look at a woman's arms, if they have noticeable hair there, then their ass will most likely be hairy as well.

 

[Easy_D]

Why does he look sad, though?

It kind of reminds me of Zoidberg

 

[Slayer-33]

I'd rather not have any surprise nuggets in my jungle if a girl is rimming me.

Jesus Christ dude lol

 

[DedValve]

Electric razor. My burning irritation problems that came up a day or two later immediately vanished. All hail the power of the electric razor! (I use a womens razor specifically for shaving legs, shit works smooth as fuck all over my body except pubes).

 

[Ghazi]

I'd just like to say this has been the most traumatizing thread I've ever read on GAF, no the internet. I will have you know I'm calling my lawyer on OP. I will also be bleaching my eyes. I'm still suffering as it's painful to laugh while I'm sick right now and I saw that MS Paint photo.

I will be clearing my internet history as well. GOOD DAY SIRS

 

[Despera]

Jesus Christ dude lol

u bump the thread for this? get yo head out of yo ass, man!

 

[DedValve]

I'd just like to say this has been the most traumatizing thread I've ever read on GAF, no the internet. I will have you know I'm calling my lawyer on OP. I will also be bleaching my eyes. I'm still suffering as it's painful to laugh while I'm sick right now and I saw that MS Paint photo.

I will be clearing my internet history as well. GOOD DAY SIRS

Don't knock it till you

Spoiler

taste

try it.

 

[MikeHattsu]

I'm not sure why anybody would bump this thread, but seeing this was hilarious:

Like this?

Thanks.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

You either trim or you wax.
Do not shave.

 

[YoungFa]

A gentleman shaves between the cheeks for easier clean up, and considerate rim-job.
Also apply some parfum or parfumed soap on it, it will turn your farts into febreze.

 

[Winterfang]

I love you guys. That is all.

Who is the guy in your avatar? I used to see him in a lot of old Looney Tunes cartoons but never recognized the actor.