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Small or big fake breasts?

Small or fake boobs?

  • Small

    Votes: 82 64.6%

  • Fake

    Votes: 17 13.4%

  • Both

    Votes: 28 22.0%
  • Total voters
    127
Kev Kev

Kev Kev

Member
Elektro_Demon said:
Then I'd pick a chubby girl.
You get big boobs but they're natural.
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Grinchy

Grinchy

Banned
There are few things less attractive to me than fake tits. I can spot 99/100 of them, but I guess there are the rare cases where I couldn't. It just always looks bad. I'd take flat as a board over immovable beach balls implanted into a flat chest.

It would be like guys injecting silicone into their arms and chest to simulate muscles.
 
Nymphae

Nymphae

Banned
I am in awe at the number of people in here who prefer little boy chests to massive fake tits purchased and existing for the sole purpose of being sexually attractive to males. Once you get into world record size, it's more of a a hassle than anything, but up to a certain point, I'll take the balloons thanks.
 
Freedom Gate Co.

Freedom Gate Co.

Banned
If they are flat chested, don't be so sure those are women, especially these days. Do the crouch kick test first just in case. Do it by accident though so it doesn't look intentional, say you dropped your plunger and needed to pick it up and your left leg hurts so you have to extend you right leg rapidly to bend over to pick it up off the floor.

Simple and effective.
 
B

Breakage

Member
I don't find naturally big breasts or the ”thicc” look attractive.
Fake anything (breasts, nails, hair, eyelashes, etc.) on a woman get a no from me.
 
GreatnessRD

GreatnessRD

Member
Either or long as I'm deep in dem guts. And as long as the fake ones aren't obnoxiously big and look fake. You can have fakes one that fit your body and look natural. But yeah, point still remains... either or long as I score!
 
Nester99

Nester99

Member
A few points.

In my youth i was a titty purist. I did not appreciate enhanced breasts and looked down on them. (pun intended)
Then i met a young lady who had the operation done prior to us meeting. They where fantastic, and she loved them almost as much as i did. Therefore i got to see them lots in fancy outfits and in my face.
Fast forward 15 years, we are now married and guess what. They are the same at 40 as they where at 25. They are glorious and i enjoy them daily.

We just had our first child so they got stretched a bit and she now thinks they sagging a bit (its negligible) so she wants to have them redone are going have them redone. Of course i am not spending that cash for the status quo so its time to move up a cup or 2. Its going to be fucking awesome. I also have some cash saved for the new shirt and bra wardrobe. I am really looking forward to that shopping spree and so is she!
They help her feel great about her body and boys that is the sweetest plumb. She shows them off to me and its awesome.


I don't like the term "fake or real" and prefer "enhanced or natural" i recall a movie (perhaps a porn) where someone asks "are they real?" and she response, "well there not fucking holograms" and boy is that the truth.
Utility of enhanced boobs IMO is higher than natural and that utility lasts a lot longer as the women ages. They are awesome for squeezing and motor boating and look better naked on a women over 30 or the vast majority of women who have had children.


Don't be like me and prejudge a titty until you have sucked on them and stuck your dick in between them. It might just change your life.
 
Mattdaddy

Mattdaddy

Gold Member
I’ll take em big I don’t care how they got there. Just not freakishly big. Full C-DD range.

I can’t believe the small tits are running away with this, you guys are crazy. Nothing is better than some big ole boobies rocking and rolling.
 
A.Romero

A.Romero

Member
Big, I prefer natural until certain age. I'll enjoy enhanced anytime.

Small breasts are a put off to me.

Still... It's about the ass, really. And the hips.
 
TheContact

TheContact

Member
not a fan of fake books. They look good. Don’t feel good. If you take a hooker out to dinner people will ogle her tits but when you’re in bed you wish they were real.
 
M1chl

M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Small, whoever like big fake breast must be overcompensating for something. Shit's gross..
 
Dthomp

Dthomp

Member
Went with fake, but not those gross outrageous fakes. A D or DD at most, but I'm a huge tits guy so those small chests gotta go.
 
haxan7

haxan7

Banned
Nester99 said:
A few points.

In my youth i was a titty purist. I did not appreciate enhanced breasts and looked down on them. (pun intended)
Then i met a young lady who had the operation done prior to us meeting. They where fantastic, and she loved them almost as much as i did. Therefore i got to see them lots in fancy outfits and in my face.
Fast forward 15 years, we are now married and guess what. They are the same at 40 as they where at 25. They are glorious and i enjoy them daily.

We just had our first child so they got stretched a bit and she now thinks they sagging a bit (its negligible) so she wants to have them redone are going have them redone. Of course i am not spending that cash for the status quo so its time to move up a cup or 2. Its going to be fucking awesome. I also have some cash saved for the new shirt and bra wardrobe. I am really looking forward to that shopping spree and so is she!
They help her feel great about her body and boys that is the sweetest plumb. She shows them off to me and its awesome.


I don't like the term "fake or real" and prefer "enhanced or natural" i recall a movie (perhaps a porn) where someone asks "are they real?" and she response, "well there not fucking holograms" and boy is that the truth.
Utility of enhanced boobs IMO is higher than natural and that utility lasts a lot longer as the women ages. They are awesome for squeezing and motor boating and look better naked on a women over 30 or the vast majority of women who have had children.


Don't be like me and prejudge a titty until you have sucked on them and stuck your dick in between them. It might just change your life.
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this is what i was talking about with my theory
 
Grinchy

Grinchy

Banned
If a chick is hot and is really into sex and loves being naked, that can make even small floppy pancake boobs kinda hot to me. The confidence underneath can overcome what would usually be considered an unattractive pair. And fake boobs just scream insecurity to me.

Going through the surgical process is such an extreme measure and IMO it takes a broken person to want that. Obviously there are exceptions like mastectomies and stuff, but fake boobs can be a red flag to me. How crazy would you assume a guy was who injected silicone into his body for some vain attempt at making himself look more manly? It's just as crazy for women to do it, but BIG BOOBS OH YEAH somehow shrouds that reality.
 
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