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[Arsic]

My wife has a nice juicy bubble butt.

That ass in the pic is a joke.

I can do with all size of titties. But the butt has to bubbly and firm. Might as well hump a concrete wall with that chick in the pic

Pics of your wife so we can see if you’re bluffing.

 

[Raven117]

What in the world is happening in this thread? Peak Gaf

 

[Varteras]

My wife has a nice juicy bubble butt.

That ass in the pic is a joke.

I can do with all size of titties. But the butt has to bubbly and firm. Might as well hump a concrete wall with that chick in the pic

Pics of your wife so we can see if you’re bluffing.

Seconded. And I request EviLore give this man a temporary ban for making claims without evidence and stirring up the locals if he doesn't deliver.

 

[bundylove]

Seconded. And I request EviLore give this man a temporary ban for making claims without evidence and stirring up the locals if he doesn't deliver.

Well i dont have one from behind but i have one from the front .

This is when we were in panama a couple years ago.
Cut off the head cuz of privacy.
And dont fool yourself. Only cuz she looks good doesnt mean she isnt a total bitchy woman and drive me crazy

 

[LectureMaster]

Chick not only got ass, the legs are superb.

 

[//DEVIL//]

Sniffing the wind from her butt ?

 

[bundylove]

Sniffing the wind from her butt ?

Yep. They jist get the leftover farts

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

Well i dont have one from behind but i have one from the front .

This is when we were in panama a couple years ago.
Cut off the head cuz of privacy.
And dont fool yourself. Only cuz she looks good doesnt mean she isnt a total bitchy woman and drive me crazy

 

[touchfuzzy]

You have to dig pretty far into her Instagram, but I can assure you nobody is mistaking that character model ass for hers. Attractive girl but she is not packing anything back there (not going to go find the photo I found now since I'm at work lol)

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

FantASStic Four!

 

[Yerd]

I'm just glad that GAF is a place that is so welcoming to gay men these days.

Aw, don't be mean, he just likes dem phat azz.

 

[mckmas8808]

Yo dawg!!!! That's his wife.

 

[DoubleClutch]

You have to dig pretty far into her Instagram, but I can assure you nobody is mistaking that character model ass for hers. Attractive girl but she is not packing anything back there (not going to go find the photo I found now since I'm at work lol)

There’re over one hundred comments about some random female’s asshole. You can’t even begin to understand the simpery. So pathetic.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Looks like it's fake news.

 

[cormack12]

 

[Johnny Concrete]

Well i dont have one from behind but i have one from the front .

This is when we were in panama a couple years ago.
Cut off the head cuz of privacy.
And dont fool yourself. Only cuz she looks good doesnt mean she isnt a total bitchy woman and drive me crazy

 

[Lambogenie]

I am so confused. Is she chatting shit or its true? Does she really have OF or not?

All I know is her instagram is crazy edited and she's perfected the weeb pose/expressions. But her natural look is vastly different.

Love,
Fat Virgin.

 

[Little Mac]

date a latina.

 

[FeralEcho]

Damn,some real thirsty mfs in here.

She's fine but not THAT fine.She needs some meat on those bones for one. Someone should tell her only fans simps to feed her in between photo sessions but hell,some of them are probably in this thread right now.

But seriously y'all so horny your heartrate probably spiked just seeing this:

"No nut november" has had some devastating consequences on the psyche it seems.

 

[N30RYU]

I need more pics of the real life ass to be 100% sure about it.

 

[FeralEcho]

Peak simping in this thread:

 

[ManaByte]

Looks like it's fake news.

OP's X algorithm must be interesting.

 

[GymWolf]

Peak simping in this thread:

Why does she have the nose thing from dune??

 

[FeralEcho]

Why does she have the nose thing from dune??

Some guy's fantasy probably

 

[Power Pro]

But seriously y'all so horny your heartrate probably spiked just seeing this:

"No nut november" has had some devastating consequences on the psyche it seems.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Nom nom nom

 

[Draugoth]

I sometimes watch her reaction videos, she's somehow more horny than most men i've met (and i'm a horny mf)

 

[FeralEcho]

 

[Spukc]

Chick not only got ass, the legs are superb.

Sharp ankles would not bang

 

[Herbspiceguy]

I sometimes watch her reaction videos, she's somehow more horny than most men i've met (and i'm a horny mf)

These 'hot and horny' female streamer/OF types have mastered the art of pulling the right simp strings to maximize profit. Even caught lying with a bullshit claim like this, they only exponentially gain more simp followers.
From my own experience, girls who do not act hot and horny, are the actual horny freaks who are able to go all out & enjoy much more so than those who are concerned about their hot image. I was also under the impression 'still waters run deep' in this context was a common understanding amongst men.

 

[MudoSkills]

Why does she have the nose thing from dune??

To match the Dune quote which is the punchline.

 

[Madflavor]

Girl is gorgeous for sure, but I'm having a hard time buying this. If you just look at her compared to the in game models, they clearly don't match.

 

[Tajaz2426]

Someone call the damn F.B.I., we are killing women and young girls again while we promote only fans. I want to apologize to any woman who has to look at such a nice ass and think to themselves that their lives aren’t worth living because of some rear end. I’m sorry you have to see makeup ads, ads for lingerie, models in magazines, good ole porn, etc. you should be androgynous. I don’t want to see a damn face painted like a clown again, as some of you are LITERALLY killing women and children.

You know what, I’m also sorry to the men that have to look at other men who do gym work, run, keep in shape looking like commando. You don’t deserve to have to look at that. You don’t want a power fantasy, you want to look like a guy who ate McDonalds everyday of his life, ended up with diabetes, had your legs amputated and now are in a wheelchair, playing a character in a wheel chair.

I was a horrible person, please accept my sincerest apologies for that sexy time porn I watch. I will not watch any more porn, I promise.


edit: I failed, I just watched more porn. Damn it, why does my God make me as such!

 

[Kacho]

Nom nom nom

 

[b0uncyfr0]

So it's ok for her to sexualise herself but when I say that's h*e behaviour, im the villain.

Right

 

[Topher]

I'm an ass model as well

 

[Salz01]

It’s funny this turned out to be fake news.

 

[hououinkyouma00]

Nom nom nom

I'd definitely be eating good every day of my life if I was with her.

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

Well i dont have one from behind but i have one from the front .

This is when we were in panama a couple years ago.
Cut off the head cuz of privacy.
And dont fool yourself. Only cuz she looks good doesnt mean she isnt a total bitchy woman and drive me crazy

Something something... Donald Trump ... Panama canal ... something something

 

[alabtrosMyster]

She has to sit for her ass to look like the one in the game.

Please don't get off that bed, I'm coming to verify your claims .


Also, butts are pretty generic, you have a few types and this is mostly dependent on basic maintenance and eating habits.

Also, some women break it with some injections to make it appear more bubbly, which is insane.

 

[Salmonboy]

Please close your mouth! You look stupid!

 

[bundylove]

Something something... Donald Trump ... Panama canal ... something something

Panama is a great place for vacation.
Cheap and good.
Try it

 

[MALpractice311]

Looks like it's fake news.

Some people are so fucking desperate for attention. Maybe this girl should stop lying to boost her visibility and try developing some actually useful and in demand skills, other than being young and decently attractive, because there's always going to be other girls younger and hotter than her.

 

[FoxMcChief]

I think the same thing whenever I watch a POV porn and the dude has a huge dick. Then I remember, other guys are allowed to have big dicks too.

 

[Lambogenie]

Looks like it's fake news.

So she's a typical lying, attention seeking woman that also acts (or is) crazy for views? Dang.

 

[chromhound]

I'm just glad that GAF is a place that is so welcoming to gay men these days.

Everyone got different taste i guess ...

 

[Sentenza]

I know this girl because I watched few of her "anime reaction" videos on youtube.
I had no idea she was supposed to be somewhat famous and/or tangent to acting/modeling to any degree.

 

[MALpractice311]

I know this girl because I watched few of her "anime reaction" videos on youtube.
I had no idea she was supposed to be somewhat famous and/or tangent to acting/modeling to any degree.

Did you see the update a few posts above? She's not. She was lying (or at the very least being intentionally obtuse to cause confusion) about her involvement to garner attention and clicks.

 

[Sentenza]

Did you see the update a few posts above? She's not. She was lying

I did, but just after posting.

Anyway, no idea what she was thinking. If it was meant as a joke, it was clearly framed ambiguously enough to be believed by a casual reader.
Incidentally she's always been far from being the most likable person even in the context mentioned above, so it checks.

 

[rofif]

lol she wish