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[toxicgonzo]

at first i thought it was a harmless coincident that my sister did this, but this changes everything

 

[LiK]

if they're hot, i don't care.

 

[windowlurker]

Next time you see some guy walking slowly down a subway with dead skin flakes falling off and junk out in the air, you'll know it's someone from GAF.

 

[bengraven]

Always intentional.

And it's your duty to slap that booty.

Go for it next time.

 

[TheOddOne]

Always intentional.

And it's your duty to slap that booty.

Go for it next time.

Ladies, this applies to you too. I like getting slapped on the buttocks.

 

[xxracerxx]

That girl is wearing a low cut dress, she must want me to come over and flirt with her.

 

[Dabookerman]

at first i thought it was a harmless coincident that my sister did this, but this changes everything

 

[Surface of Me]

GAF isn't so good with girls, it would seem.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Always

 

[marrec]

Guys, while we're on the topic I need some help!

Girls around me have been giggling a lot and touching their hair. Now normally this would be pretty innocuous right? They do it right after I walk by. ALL THE TIME.

Does this mean I can have sex with them?

 

[Binabik15]

That girl is wearing a low cut dress, she must want me to come over and flirt with her.

No, she wants me to flirt with her. She looked in my direction, she's totally all over me!

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Definitely intentional.

 

[Revenant]

They're just playing hard to get, clearly they want you to act first.

Definitely no chance they're bending over just because they have to. They just want you to mount them discovery channel style.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Obligatory

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Guys, while we're on the topic I need some help!

Girls around me have been giggling a lot and touching their hair. Now normally this would be pretty innocuous right? They do it right after I walk by. ALL THE TIME.

Does this mean I can have sex with them?

It's a mating signal so you can just go ahead and get in there.

 

[marrec]

It's a mating signal so you can just go ahead and get in there.

Are you willing to testify in court?

 

[Redux]

And women wonder why we don't take their adorable feminism acts seriously.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Ladies, this applies to you too. I like getting slapped on the buttocks.

I see you specified "ladies"

This is a VERY disappointing development, TheOddOne.

 

[Lasthope106]

Obligatory

Totally off-topic but that's it! The dental assistant at my dentist looks like Christina Hendricks, similar body and everything. No wonder I love going there.

 

[dekline]

Someone's bending over?

THEY NEED DICK RIGHT AWAY

 

[Tesseract]

Are you willing to testify in court?

i second this mightily.

 

[noah111]

Always

Ok ok i shouldn't have used the word always, but you get my point. Surely she has enough spatial awarness to know she's blocking my view. If it's just in a store or some place with open space ofc it's not a thing, but in living quarters and closeup just gives off signals.

 

[Redux]

They just want you to mount them discovery channel style.

 

[TheOddOne]

I see you specified "ladies"

This is a VERY disappointing development, TheOddOne.

Ok, I'm not racist. Aliens and Matt Bomer may also touch my ass.

 

[xxracerxx]

I assume the OP always bends with his knees as to not give unwanted signs to other men or women when he is picking something up.

Ok ok i shouldn't have used the word always, but you get my point. Surely she has enough spatial awarness to know she's blocking my view. If it's just in a store or some place with open space ofc it's not a thing, but in living quarters and closeup just gives off signals.

Ummm....you gave us absolutely no details on where this has been happening and you expect us to just understand what you are getting at? Lame.

 

[twobear]

at first i thought it was a harmless coincident that my sister did this, but this changes everything

 

[lopaz]

Unless they are suffering involuntary bend-over spasms?

lol wtf kind of question is this

 

[Izick]

Wow.

10/10

 

[Uncle]

Seriously?

 

[Tesseract]

I assume the OP always bends with his knees as to not give unwanted signs to other men or women when he is picking something up.

i do this. i also eat carburetors for breakfast.

 

[mintylurb]

at first i thought it was a harmless coincident that my sister did this, but this changes everything

Doombringer's alt account? we need pix of your sister!

 

[jvm]

OP reminds me of Gang Stalking:

In less than 5 Minutes this video shows a massive amount of Staged Street Theater taking place as I drive through Wally World's parking lot. While this could happen on any given day, this kind of choreographed stuff happens almost EVERY day to a Targeted Individual.

Watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyem_YhynOQ

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

And women wonder why we don't take their adorable feminism acts seriously.

Don't send out the bat signal.

 

[Karsticles]

Not since the development of agriculture.

Impressively wrong. I'll keep that in mind.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Ok ok i shouldn't have used the word always, but you get my point. Surely she has enough spatial awarness to know she's blocking my view. If it's just in a store or some place with open space ofc it's not a thing, but in living quarters and closeup just gives off signals.

Mating signals.

 

[FyreWulff]

Damnit, I always told myself I wouldn't laugh at a gif on neogaf

but i didn't expect that change

 

[marrec]

OP reminds me of Gang Stalking:

Watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyem_YhynOQ

I think you're on to something, obviously Sentry's being harassed.

 

[Escape Goat]

People bend over

Lift with the legs, not the back.

 

[Xero]

Of course its intentional.

 

[noah111]

I assume the OP always bends with his knees as to not give unwanted signs to other men or women when he is picking something up.



Ummm....you gave us absolutely no details on where this has been happening and you expect us to just understand what you are getting at? Lame.

Sorry im on an ipad (hanse the op typos) so i didnt elborate. Specifically how much shes bending, straight legs but the back hunched far down below 90degrees, seems like she doesnt have to bend down so far.

But even if she wants me to look nesecarilly mean she wants ME, but either way i think she knows its in my FOV.

 

[Lasthope106]

Lift with the legs, not the back.

This man knows his deadlifts! Listen to him.

Of course its intentional.

sweet lord. datass.jpg

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Sorry im on an ipad (hanse the op typos) so i didnt elborate. Specifically how much shes bending, straight legs but the back hunched far down below 90degrees, seems like she doesnt have to bend down so far.

But even if she wants me to look nesecarilly mean she wants ME, but either way i think she knows its in my FOV.

have you tried responding in call with a firm, quick smack on the buttocks? That'll usually clear up any mixed messages real quick

 

[JHall]

They just do it for attention. But, if you get caught looking at them then you're a terrible, terrible person.

A women's mind is fucked up. Men will NEVER know what is going on in there.

 

[xxracerxx]

Sorry im on an ipad (hanse the op typos) so i didnt elborate. Specifically how much shes bending, straight legs but the back hunched far down below 90degrees, seems like she doesnt have to bend down so far.

But even if she wants me to look nesecarilly mean she wants ME, but either way i think she knows its in my FOV.

You are still not saying where or who this person is. I couldn't care less about how she bends over to pick something up, but why you think she is specifically giving you signs by just doing this and nothing else it seems.

 

[G-Fex]

You're all animals, can't you get your minds off sex for one fucking minute?

 

[Herbspiceguy]

I'm sure some do it for sexual attention.

 

[Cipherr]

People bend over

Perfect.

 

[Cubsfan23]

the ones who meet your standards are doing it on purpose.....thats what you should believe.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

clearly, they ALL want you to do a kancho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ErDTAoGnQ

why are you waiting?

Staged.

 

[Reuenthal]

OP the truth is that men are jealous of you and you are irresistable to the ladies so much so that even all neogaf women want your dick.