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[Kinyou]

So was the morning after like the Folger's commercial?

Just watched this for the first time, lol. If I had the time I would enhance it with some cheap 70s porn music at the end

I've watched it on the bus before.

What about the subway?

 

[Mr-Joker]

Oh god, I am laughing so hard.

You guys just love twisting my words, don't you

Well you make it so easy. ^_^

 

[Toki767]

I should not have been reading this thread at work lol

 

[Mistel]

Just watched this for the first time, lol. If I had the time I would enhance it with some cheap 70s porn music at the end

I'd do that and insert a line about filling it with cream...

 

[Zeppeli]

where did spidey get the green lantern cock ring

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

God, I hope you don't have a sister.

i dont have enough sisters

It is known.

yup

 

[Mariolee]

Dude.

Spoiler

This has given me the biggest laugh of the day. Thanks Adhiboy!

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

So was the morning after like the Folger's commercial?

The strangest part of waking up...is some of your brother in your cup! Folgers. For those times when words cannot express the level of tension in the room.

 

[213372bu]

No my old room has now been renovated and my parents put my bed in my sisters room. I had my own room growing up.

Wait so this a thing you do on the regular with your sister in the room?? You just so happen to have your headphones off in that one incident? There's a huge chance she's seen you do it before, seeing as you use a friggin' iPad .

 

[LegendX48]

In brightest day...in my little sisters bedroom during the blackest night, no porn shall escape my headphones! Let those who hear my orgasms, beware of my power! Green Orgasms light! 
.

Sweet Zombie Jesus! lol

 

[Chariot]

and your hands were clean when you wrote the note right??

"Why did you write me the note on the cover of 'Girls like it Hot'...?"

 

[Kinyou]

 

[elfinke]

Jackin' it while not jackin' it. Like a Matrix b-roll where Trinity is your sister.

 

[Tangeroo]

I've watched it on the bus before.

Was it something like this?

 

[cyberheater]

Okay. Would you consider trying it?

WTF. LOL.

 

[Freaky Fred]

WTF. LOL.

Arkos asks the questions that we're all afraid to

 

[daveo42]

Arkos asks the questions that we're all afraid to

I'm actually curious about OP's answer to that question. Inquiring minds want to know!

 

[VanquishUK]

"Sorry if I was loud last night"

Now she thinks you were having sex.

 

[cyberheater]

Arkos asks the questions that we're all afraid to

Ha ha.

Funniest thread I've seen on GAF in years. I've had tears flowing down my face reading some of the posts. It's pure gold.

 

[rpmurphy]

Just watched this for the first time, lol. If I had the time I would enhance it with some cheap 70s porn music at the end

What about the subway?

Like a boss

 

[pa22word]

Like a boss

LOL

no shame

 

[Rushersauce]

My sides.... LMAO. This thread. Never change, Gaff.

 

[Burning Revolver]

This is why you should always do a quick sound check. Put some music on, and if someone else can hear it, then you know you need to plug the headphones in. Better than them saying, "Umm, I can totally hear porn noises from your computer. "

 

[CreepingFear]

This is why you should always do a quick sound check. Put some music on, and if someone else can hear it, then you know you need to plug the headphones in. Better than them saying, "Umm, I can totally hear porn noises from your computer. "

With windows, the volume level in the taskbar is nice because it will chime when you click up and down, allowing you to test if sound is coming out of speakers or headphones. Just tested volume on my iPad 3 and there is no feature like that.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

I'm confused as to how OP couldn't immediately tell his headphones weren't plugged in.

 

[CreepingFear]

I'm confused as to how OP couldn't immediately tell his headphones weren't plugged in.

I've had that happen before, but I always do a sound check before the pr0n.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm confused as to how OP couldn't immediately tell his headphones weren't plugged in.

Me too but then I realize what kind of dumb things I've done as I've been horny too. You're just not in the right state of mind when you're thinking about sneaking your solid snake out and wanking next to your sister.

 

[Mr-Joker]

I'm confused as to how OP couldn't immediately tell his headphones weren't plugged in.

Hmm it's almost like he wanted his sister to know he was watching porn.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

I've had that happen before, but I always do a sound check before the pr0n.

Me too but then I realize what kind of dumb things I've done as I've been horny too. You're just not in the right state of mind when you're thinking about sneaking your solid snake out and wanking next to your sister.

I supposed maybe he thought he'd muted it, but then noticed when he heard the muffled/odd-sounding porn noises? I dunno. Every time this has happened to me I noticed right away so it's just odd to me.

 

[biosnake20]

 

[Broder Salsa]

I supposed maybe he thought he'd muted it, but then noticed when he heard the muffled/odd-sounding porn noises? I dunno. Every time this has happened to me I noticed right away so it's just odd to me.

The worst is when you accidentally have your surround sound set enabled and you just want to see Stoya get it quickly. Especially because you're so used to the movie and know to skip past the first 5 min or so, and as soon as you do that you realize you have made a huge mistake as her moans blasts out alerting every living person in the neighborhood of what you're about to do.

 

[The Lamp]

Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people in the room?

And like I said she would have no idea what I'm doing. It was a bad call but I didn't think too much of it

And yes, she's of age thank god.

Porn? Of course I haven't. Are you crazy?

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

The worst is when you accidentally have your surround sound set enabled and you just want to see Stoya get it quickly. Especially because you're so used to the movie and know to skip past the first 5 min or so, and as soon as you do that you realize you have made a huge mistake as her moans blasts out alerting every living person in the neighborhood of what you're about to do.

You seem to be speaking from experience!

 

[SeanR1221]

I need a Lionel Mandrake re-cap!

 

[biosnake20]

EightBitNate
Holy shit I'm not a chronic masturbator
(Today, 12:47 AM)

Please make this a reality.

 

[EightBitNate]

7:08 PM

My mom and sister got home and my sister is acting kinda strange. 1-word responses, know what I mean? Trying to act completely normal.

It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom. I don't want to ask in case I accidentally tip her off.

 

[terrisus]

in case I accidentally tip her off.

Hmm...

 

[BinaryPork2737]

7:08 PM

My mom and sister got home and my sister is acting kinda strange. 1-word responses, know what I mean? Trying to act completely normal.

It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom. I don't want to ask in case I accidentally tip her off.

She knows. She definitely knows if that' how she's acting.

 

[Pickles Spill]

Please make this a reality.

I second this.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

Hahahahahahaha.

 

[MThanded]

7:08 PM

My mom and sister got home and my sister is acting kinda strange. 1-word responses, know what I mean? Trying to act completely normal.

It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom. I don't want to ask in case I accidentally tip her off.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

Please make this a reality.

"...Maybe" should be added to the end of it for maximum effectiveness.

 

[Tangeroo]

7:08 PM
It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom. I don't want to ask in case I accidentally tip her off.

Totes. That's the last thing you'd want to do. Tip your sister off.

 

[biosnake20]

7:08 PM

My mom and sister got home and my sister is acting kinda strange. 1-word responses, know what I mean? Trying to act completely normal.

It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom. I don't want to ask in case I accidentally tip her off.

Just strike up a conversation with your sister and tell her about a show you started watching last night called True Blood.

 

[Dark Rider]

7:08 PM

My mom and sister got home and my sister is acting kinda strange. 1-word responses, know what I mean? Trying to act completely normal.

It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom. I don't want to ask in case I accidentally tip her off.

she knows. Your note made it worse I think. She might not knew if you did the deed or not but your note sounds like you did it and maybe she is thinking that after she saw it.

 

[ThaiGrocer]

Thank you, google.

 

[PAULINK]

7:08 PM

My mom and sister got home and my sister is acting kinda strange. 1-word responses, know what I mean? Trying to act completely normal.

It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom. I don't want to ask in case I accidentally tip her off.

You dun goofed and consequences will never be the same.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Like a boss

 

[terrisus]

Great, now my wife thinks I'm going insane.

Spoiler

Not that she didn't already think that, but still

 

[Philia]

7:08 PM

My mom and sister got home and my sister is acting kinda strange. 1-word responses, know what I mean? Trying to act completely normal.

It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom. I don't want to ask in case I accidentally tip her off.