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The Dustborn intro is laughably horrible.

Holammer

Member
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Oh God, I watched the entire thing. No wonder it only had a concurrent peak of 81. That's straight to humble bundle.
Alternatively, what were they thinking releasing it on the same day as Wukong?
 

Zathalus

Member
It’s quite cringe but watching the clip it appears it’s meant to be cringe? No idea, I don’t really care as I have no intention of playing the game itself.
 
as I said in one comment. if someone wants to do media/entertainment for certain demographic is totally fine (a game like this shouldn't be victim of the anti woke mob) it should just be ignored.

At the same time, it's resounding suscess implies that the market for this demographic is nowhere to be found a construct of their mind.
 

DryvBy

Member
Yeah that was shit but it seems shit by design. The NPC basically says that performance was dogshit and the one character goes "ehhhhh yeah we're a bit rusty".

Not sure where that X user is getting that fascism comment from.
I didn't either, but the video was so bad I had to post it.
 

Danny Dudekisser

I paid good money for this Dynex!
I remember talking to Quantic Dream about this game years back and thinking "well this sounds just awful." I agree with whoever said that this sort of game should totally be allowed to exist, and I would hardly demand that the developers not develop a game that's less focused on pandering bullshit. They should be allowed to make the game they want, just the same as I should be allowed to play my big tiddie anime sims. Let the game be shit on its own merits. Which Dustborn apparently is.
 

MiguelItUp

Member
That was.... not good. Also their animations while they were playing were roooooough. They were stiff and barely moved, lol.

I really don't get some games. I mean, to each their own, but I don't see how someone could see that and be excited and hyped about it.
 

MayauMiao

Member
I remember talking to Quantic Dream about this game years back and thinking "well this sounds just awful." I agree with whoever said that this sort of game should totally be allowed to exist, and I would hardly demand that the developers not develop a game that's less focused on pandering bullshit. They should be allowed to make the game they want, just the same as I should be allowed to play my big tiddie anime sims. Let the game be shit on its own merits. Which Dustborn apparently is.

I agree. What better way to send a message to these activists than to hurt their bottom line?

Its much fun to see a studio burned down because they tried to sell an ideology instead of, you know, making great games.
 

LordCBH

Member
Wow. Someone actually got paid to write this dogshit.

Doesn’t matter what dream you have, it’s achievable. Proof? This turd managed to get shit out into the world.
 
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DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
What in the everloving fuck is a "situationship"?
I guess it’s like this Zoomer thing where they are confused about their gender identity, don’t want kids, don’t want to date, don’t want to commit to a relationship, don’t want monogamy, think masculinity and assertiveness are toxic, are unable to communicate and express their desires/concerns to each other….. but they still wanna fuck. So they just have sex and sorta act like a couple sometimes, or not.
 

Toots

Gold Member
Phil Lynott sister playing bass guitard
80s albino dude playing keytard
Telltale character playing acoustic guitard
and obeseastie boy rocking the drumtard.

They should have been called "the Tards", sounds infinitely better than "the dust borns".

What in the everloving fuck is a "situationship"?
It's when you too insecure to say you're with someone or not.
Or maybe it's a way for people to cope. "Im not in a relation with this person who doesn't want to be with me, but still im in a situation, whatever that means". The important point for those type of people is that something exists on which they can build their fantasies. Same for a lot of stuff. Sane people left language to crazies because for sane people it goes without saying words/concepts have a meaning. Crazies made it so that words/concepts are in a lot of ways utterly meaningless, and now sane people are scratching their heads to understand any of it.

PS : Here's a depiction of the moment the crazies decided to make it so
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