Devolution
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I was just like "hey bring that little guy over here."
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Holy shit I'm not a chronic masturbator
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I was just like "hey bring that little guy over here."
throwawayname
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OP I workout and masturbate.
Are you really saying that I have to smoke weed to live properly? Are you fucking kidding me?
It's really the only workout I have time for.
No, I'm saying that anything you can do 'could become an addiction'. It's not a good way to go about your life: avoiding things that could become addictions, if they are otherwise not harmful to you.
You say this like there are documented medical benefits to masturbating. Are there?
CountAntonius
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fuckin' called it, man
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I love you, eggman.
Correlates with reduced risk of prostate cancer.
It's fairly well supported that men who ejaculate more frequently have fewer prostate problems. While that's not the exclusive domain of masturbation, it's a thing. Also, I was saying "no reason not to" from the perspective of most people finding it pleasurable.
I'm the king of that shit. I drink tomato juice and masturbate. That's right
I juiceturbate
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BakedPigeon
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Don't ever say you are quitting something, all that does it put pressure on yourself which is not necessary.
Instead, why dont you just jerk yourself off only every once in a while so its more enjoyable and not a regular occurrence.
Never say never.
Instead, why dont you just jerk yourself off only every once in a while so its more enjoyable and not a regular occurrence.
Never say never.
Devolution
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lol.
The only time catching a SO masturbating can be a problem is if they keep doing it rather than fucking you.
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SunhiLegend
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Related, GAF must have seen those challenge videos on the tube sites. Basically you fap when and how they tell you to... to various videos. Can't for the life of me remember what they're called though.
I figure it would speak to the gamer in most of us.
I remember downloading one of those videos, you sync your fapping to the beat and have timeouts after each round, it's basically like ddr but for your dick lol. I'm very impatient so I couldn't be bothered to play along or last longer than the first round.
HD videos can be found on the site Milovana when searching on google 'cock hero'
BakedPigeon
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You ever tried to golf with a loaded gun?
this one time a girl I was dating (or rather seeing for the second time) started masturbating after we got naked and into the bed, she then gave me a blowjob and then continued masturbating until she came
I felt pretty bad considering we had sex before, guess it wasnt so great?
PaleFolklore
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I'm trying to do this as well and I'm finding it extremely difficult. So far I've gone without it for 4 whole
It's like every time I see a woman I get the urge. MUST STAY STRONG.
days.
Psychotext
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That's the one.
Expect a possible increase in wet dreams if you do stop.
I went nearly a year without masturbation or sex and didn't have a single wet dream. I've never had one... still sorta feels like I've missed out or something.
This. If you're not fucking them then it becomes a problem. If they don't value your sex with them over masturbating, then it's time to talk.
If I catch a girl masturbating she knows I'm incensed enough to start the hankypanky.
Expect a possible increase in wet dreams if you do stop.
This. Just do it as little as possible (twice a month), stopping completely will cause those annoying wet dreams.
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youngwerther
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I'm stopping too out of philosophical conviction.
Good luck OP.
Good luck OP.
What the fuck are wet dreams
I've never had one
(yes I know what they are)
(but seriously I've never had one. guess i started early hah)
Don't you find the wet dreams really annoying? I got into fapping later than most (15/16) and it was mostly due to getting annoyed of waking up covered in semem lol
Unless you're a girl, in which case you should try getting into it because guys will think you're sexier.
I wouldn't say so, it's generally a different kind of experience from having sex, especially for women. There's also no reason it can't be something you and your SO enjoy together.
It's not like there has to be a tiered hierarchy that goes MASTURBATION -> FOREPLAY -> "REAL" SEX. I put it all under the blanket category of "fun."
I bet that's not all you put under the blanket
sure, but it was a second date thing, no SO. We were talking about masturbation before tho for whatever reason, so maybe it was just something playful, but I remember being weirded out about it at the moment
I mean whatever, go BJs
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I really want to try that No Fap business for more than 3 days.
I know it's psuedoscience, but all those awesome life changing testimonies on Reddit and Bodybuilding forums make me want a piece of dat placebo.
I know it's psuedoscience, but all those awesome life changing testimonies on Reddit and Bodybuilding forums make me want a piece of dat placebo.
Angry Fork
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In all seriousness, women not masturbating enough is real talk. There was some other thread where Devolution made a really good point about the cultural bias against female masturbation being stronger than for men, so lots of women don't really have much experience with their own body and don't know what they enjoy, which makes for a worse experience with their partner.
Douglas Quaid
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I was a NoFap extremist for a while, thought it would be a miracle cure. Most was 57 days for me. It just makes you edgy and pissed and unable to relax. Plus you get wet-dreams which defeat the purpose. And you get depressed after about a month because you lost some sort of "power' (the body needs to ejac for release)
I can kind of understand wanting to limit it, but quitting seems a bit pointless.
I can kind of understand wanting to limit it, but quitting seems a bit pointless.
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That time of the year where people try to figure out what to do indoors.
In all seriousness, women not masturbating enough is real talk. There was some other thread where Devolution made a really good point about the cultural bias against female masturbation being stronger than for men, so lots of women don't really have much experience with their own body and don't know what they enjoy, which makes for a worse experience with their partner.
Total truth man. They're trained to believe it's nasty/naughty/wrong. Hopefully that will go away in a short period of time, I'm coming across more women that are more sexually open. Prudes not welcome, really.
In all seriousness, women not masturbating enough is real talk. There was some other thread where Devolution made a really good point about the cultural bias against female masturbation being stronger than for men, so lots of women don't really have much experience with their own body and don't know what they enjoy, which makes for a worse experience with their partner.
Pretty much yeah. Ive talked to friends, even sex partners about wether they masturbate or not and I get no 80% of the time. Those girls are either missing out or have some sort of taboo over telling the truth about it wich is pretty stupid and something that doesnt really happen with men at all.
That's true, but even then it doesn't mean that I have to do it, like other thousand things you could do and become addicted to.
It's more that I simply can't get behind that stuff, simply the idea is already kinda ridiculous for me and it seems that it's still kinda frowned upon in our society, just by looking at some posts here.
But anyway, that's a thread for guys who are already experts in masturbation, and I shouldn't have written something here I guess. See ya, wankers.
Fusion Pizza
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Personal boundaries, Gaf has none.
I'm guessing you missed the thread where someone asked whether going back in time and having sex with themself would count as incest or masturbation.
Being anonymous solves many embarrassing situations.
OP I have a friend who cant masturbate (or have sex) because whenever he does for the next week he gets this constant urge to pee and its super uncomfortable. Doctors can't explain it, hes seen them all. Now why in gods name would you stop when there are poor people like him all over this good earth just wishing that could rub one out? Sad man, just sad.
This confused me until I realized you meant sleeping with his previous self.
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