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Holy shit I'm not a chronic masturbator

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ecurbj

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Maybe because the thought of pornography is brought up and GAFers come in a post gifs to tease the ones that are going on a spree to not masturbate?
 

aj1467

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Maybe because the thought of pornography is brought up and GAFers come in a post gifs to tease the ones that are going on a spree to not masturbate?

I feel this is relevant

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OK, I really don't understand the hate for Uggs that everyone on the internet now seems to have. I don't see the problem with them, is it that they're ugly? They don't really look that bad, just out of place most of the time.
 

Dereck

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OK, I really don't understand the hate for Uggs that everyone on the internet now seems to have. I don't see the problem with them, is it that they're ugly? They don't really look that bad, just out of place most of the time.
They look out of place most of the time.
 
wow, ive wasted over 5 days just masturbating in the past 27 months.
Pretty sad. maybe its time to change my lifestyle.

You hardly could have had a better time during those 5 days! And think of the stress relieve affecting your general happiness. And the naked women!

(also, I'm pretty sure you are already on the low, looooow end of the spectrum ;) )



I'm tempted to actually start keeping a log just so Dave can make charts out of it.

I smell (ugh) a business opportunity...


brb, registering fapgraphs.com

damn it!
 
Wow, it takes you guys at least an hour to do the deed? I can finish in less then a minute with some hot amateur porn going on.
 

Ultima_5

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I will just leave this here....



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I can conclude that he reaches his climax ca. 20 minutes faster after 2 years. I don't want to speculate on the reason for this.

You may want to masturbate more often, in ca. 4 years it will be simply enough to just touch your wiener to climax instantly. According to the trend.

If we can find a way to harness this energy.... Well... We could fix alot of shit.
 

Nilaul

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If we can find a way to harness this energy.... Well... We could fix alot of shit.

Only energy? What about all the...

"Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium,vitamin B12, zinc, ascorbic acid, citric acid, Enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers,"


thats lost?
 

Ultima_5

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Only energy? What about all the...

"Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium,vitamin B12, zinc, ascorbic acid, citric acid, Enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers,"


thats lost?

....ugh.
 

aj1467

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Only energy? What about all the...

"Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium,vitamin B12, zinc, ascorbic acid, citric acid, Enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers,"


thats lost?

Too much information.. No... I ... Ca..
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Kusagari

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I really don't get how fapping could take almost an hour if you're only fapping a couple times a month.

Only time it isn't within 5-10 minutes for me is if I get bored and fap multiple times in a day.
 

Mr_Zombie

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I really don't get how fapping could take almost an hour if you're only fapping a couple times a month.

Only time it isn't within 5-10 minutes for me is if I get bored and fap multiple times in a day.
It's not the fapping, it's finding a good material to fap to that takes time. ;)
 
Only energy? What about all the...

"Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium,vitamin B12, zinc, ascorbic acid, citric acid, Enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers,"


thats lost?

Holy shit that looks exactly like my semen flavored cliff bar nutrition label.
 

RC

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Neogaf is so fucking weird sometimes. But in a delightful, non threatening way.

Anyway, to the topic at hand. (See what I did there?) The fucks wrong with you people?
 
I saw the world record for masturbating was like, 10.5 hours and held by a man from Japan. My first thought was "I could beat that record with almost zero effort".
 
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