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[Odious Tea]

She doesn't know how to spell and she uses her phone in the shower. I forsee a bright future for her.

 

[Houston3000]

Both get Skype or some other video-chat program. Have fun.

 

[Az]

Hai guys, something is happening and my pants are getting tighter what should I do???

 

[Shanadeus]

Hai guys, something is happening and my pants are getting tighter what should I do???

It's a snake!
Let it out now!

jesus christ....is this how you kids flirt these days?

Spoiler

GET OFF MY LAWN!

It's not that bad, badly translated by me:

Her: By the way, I am in the shower.
Her (Approximately twenty seconds later): What if I told you I was caressing my own nipples?
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't you
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" for you
Me: You think you have the ass to pull that off?
Her: Yeah I do i have some ass.
Me: I don't believe you, I would have to see that with my own eyes
Her: Haha. Maybe one day, but for now you just have to believe me
Me: So you don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: Oh my God! You want a picture of my ass?!
Me: Haha. You said it, not me haha.
Her: You insinuated sir.
Her (Approximately ten seconds later): Fine, but I get something in return.
Me: Haha. Now you want a picture ofmy ass? Hahaha.
Her: Haha. Okay, not your ass - something else.
Me: Psh, you are not getting a peak at my penis.
Her: Haha, whatever.
Me: How about this: You send me a picture of your nipples, and maybe I will send you mine.
Her: Haha it's a deal!

If you were to turn it into victorian english you'd end up with some pretty classy flirting I'm sure.

 

[dinazimmerman]

If you were to turn it into victorian english you'd end up with some pretty classy flirting I'm sure.

That sounds like it would be hilarious.

 

[Axion22]

I asked a chick for pics and she sent them. wat do?

 

[Skiptastic]

I asked a chick for pics and she sent them. wat do?

do chick

"How should I feel about this?" You got a random girl to send pictures of her breasts. I'd feel pretty awesome about it.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

I know a very similar situation and the type sounds exactly the same. Basically: no, she doesn't have strong feelings for you. Yes, she wants to fuck you.

Go wreck that little hole once or twice and then remove her from your friends list.

Really? Hmmm maybe I am putting too much thought into this. Maybe it is just all physical...

*sigh* Well, if a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do...

 

[Vinci]

Really? Hmmm maybe I am putting too much thought into this. Maybe it is just all physical...

*sigh* Well, if a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do...

Nevermind, don't have sex with her. Someone tossing out amateur stuff like this shouldn't get laid.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Really? Hmmm maybe I am putting too much thought into this. Maybe it is just all physical...

*sigh* Well, if a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do...

aww man do i HAVE to get some ruttage???

 

[zoukka]

Her: bw I am in the shower.
Her (like twenty second later): What IF i told u i was carressing my nipples
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't ya
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" 4 u
Me: u think u have the ass to pull that off?
Her: yea i do i have some junk in my trunk
Me: I don't believe ya, I would have to c that with my own eyes
Her: haha maybe one day, but for now u just gotta believe me
Me: So u don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: OMG u want a pic of my ass?!?!?
Me: HAHA u said it, not me lol
Her: YOU insinuated sir
Her (like ten seconds later): Fine but I get something in return
Me: LOL now u want a pic of MY ass? LMAO
Her: Lol ok not ur ass! Somethin else
Me: pssshhh babe you aint gettin a peak at my secret weapon
Her: LOL whateverrrr
Me: How bout this? You send me a pic of ur nipples, and maybeee I will send u mine.
Her: haha DEAL!

:lol :lol :lol


It's like an eleven year old talking to himself.

 

[Apath]

A girl asked to trade pics of her tits for my cock once. I said sure:

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Nevermind, don't have sex with her. Someone tossing out amateur stuff like this shouldn't get laid.

It was a joke. I don't hit and quit. Not my style.

 

[Kinitari]

A girl asked to trade pics of her tits for my cock once. I said sure:

Your cock is majestic.

 

[Rorschach]

Aroused?

 

[Tenks]

If a chick sends me a pic of her rack I'll nail her for like 3 months and dump it. Those chicks have ALOT of crazy brewing.

 

[Apath]

Your cock is majestic.

Yeah, condoms don't fit too well though.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

If a chick sends me a pic of her rack I'll nail her for like 3 months and dump it. Those chicks have ALOT of crazy brewing.

Please explain what type of crazy. I NEED to know.

 

[Discotheque]

if you want to meet chicks, I've moved on to anime forums now.

Vox you're joking with this aren't you?

.....

 

[Meadows]

Yeah, condoms don't fit too well though.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[SuperAngelo64]

 

[Jeff Albertson]

:lol :lol :lol


It's like an eleven year old talking to himself.

That could be quite close to the truth!

Anyway how the hell do you use the Phone in the shower?

Edit: the op confuses me one minute he's like so yeh I'm guaranteed to hit this then he's all nah I wouldn't do that it ain't my style.

This whole thing is pointless either it's fake or it's a poor attempt at showing off

 

[wRATH2x]

Vox you're joking with this aren't you?

.....

Well he is a virgin, and he'll probably die a virgin.

 

[SuperAngelo64]

Vox needs a fucking tag. That's all I'm going to say in regards to that.

 

[Tenks]

Please explain what type of crazy. I NEED to know.

Needy, constantly wanting to know what you're doing, flipping out if you don't call back, flipping out if you don't text back, not trusting your friends, constantly needing reassurance they're "good enough", generally socialize poorly with my parents and family, overly spiteful and resentful of people .... I mean the list goes on.

 

[wRATH2x]

Vox needs a fucking tag. That's all I'm going to say in regards to that.

Only if it says banned, and not in a Drinky Crow or Wario64 kind of way.

And he's pretty much tag fishing everywhere so fuck that!(Oh the irony!)

 

[SuperAngelo64]

Only if it says banned, and not in a Drinky Crow or Wario64 kind of way.

And he's pretty much tag fishing everywhere so fuck that!(Oh the irony!)

Well that ruins it now that I've thought of the possibility of tag-fishing. It was more fun thinking he was just...well...yeah.

 

[Davedough]

A girl asked to trade pics of her tits for my cock once. I said sure:

Ahh.. so you're a shower.... I'm a grower myself.

 

[Square Triangle]

God I hate when people use "c" "u" and other shit for texting.

 

[The Elite]

I'd love to have this problem.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

That could be quite close to the truth!

Anyway how the hell do you use the Phone in the shower?

Edit: the op confuses me one minute he's like so yeh I'm guaranteed to hit this then he's all nah I wouldn't do that it ain't my style.

This whole thing is pointless either it's fake or it's a poor attempt at showing off

Yeah I'm guaranteed to hit it but that doesn't mean I'm going to hit and quit. That's the whole point of this thread, I don't want a hit and quit but now a serious relationship with her might not be the smartest thing. So I'm kinda in a dilemma... that I was hoping NeoGAF could help with.

I'm personally just hoping she would be cool with a friends-with-benefits type thing or a dating fling over the summer, because honestly that is all I have to offer anyways considering I am far away most of the time. Her being so open with her feelings towards me makes me think otherwise though....

Needy, constantly wanting to know what you're doing, flipping out if you don't call back, flipping out if you don't text back, not trusting your friends, constantly needing reassurance they're "good enough"

I don't think most of this (or the rest of your list) would happen because I just don't get that vibe off her, but if it the above does happen.... then yeah that would really really suck and would be something I would consider not touching at all.

 

[sonikokaruto]

Came for the pics


I think this thread will get hijacked.

 

[Robot 492]

OP is unintentionally hilarious.

God I hate when people use "c" "u" and other shit for texting.

lol i c u dont liek tht, do u !

Spoiler

My sister does that shit >.<

 

[G-Fex]

man I remember when my milf girl sent me pics, glorious big tits under a tanktop, under a bra, then her holding one out as she took pics in a mirror. Good good stuff. I felt so special, cause that's what breasts pics sent to you FOR you does, it makes you feel special.

Oh I loved those boobies, then I found out that after about ..3 months my phone automatically deletes messages and attatched photo messages. So angry that day when I lost them all. FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU PHONE!

Yeah, I miss her.

 

[goldlion054]

Ahh.. so you're a shower.... I'm a grower myself.

:lol

 

[Skiesofwonder]

man I remember when my milf girl sent me pics, glorious big tits under a tanktop, under a bra, then her holding one out as she took pics in a mirror. Good good stuff. I felt so special, cause that's what breasts pics sent to you FOR you does, it makes you feel special.

Oh I loved those boobies, then I found out that after about ..3 months my phone automatically deletes messages and attatched photo messages. So angry that day when I lost them all. FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU PHONE!

Yeah, I miss her.

:lol

I've had experience with this problem before so I made sure to save it to my phone's memory unit and even sent a copy to my email for good measure.

This way I can feel special whenever I want to.

 

[Jeramii]

I just read the main post, but none of the rest of this thread.

But it sounds to me like there is a catch... Maybe she has a penis.

Just kidding bro, get on that.

 

[Papa]

:lol :lol :lol


It's like an eleven year old talking to himself.

Considering his post history, he seems like an attention whore and I honestly would not be surprised if he had made up the conversation on his own. It's a bit suspicious that he and this supposed girl type in exactly the same way.

 

[jon bones]

why do people act ridiculous just to get a tag...?

 

[Alfarif]

Jesus, Vox-Pop is in this thread too? It's like where ever there are boobs, he comes to tell us that boobs are gross.

 

[Alfarif]

why do people act ridiculous just to get a tag...?

*looks at your tag* What'd you do to get yours? I didn't act ridiculous, I just asked a question that had been on my mind for awhile.

 

[trinest]

If you were to turn it into victorian english you'd end up with some pretty classy flirting I'm sure.

Wheres the guy who read some really discusting post once in like some mad deep accent.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Considering his post history, he seems like an attention whore and I honestly would not be surprised if he had made up the conversation on his own. It's a bit suspicious that he and this supposed girl type in exactly the same way.

It's called texting bro. I adapt to whoever I am texting with. If someone wants to spell everything out I can do that to.

And like I could give a shit about a tag. Seriously guys, there are bigger things then NeoGAF. I don't make up any of my posts. It's not my fault this crazy girl that has the hots for me started texting me. But when it happened I automatically thought of NeoGAF. Why? Because it is something pretty funny that happened to me that I thought NeoGAF would care to hear and maybe even give me some good advice. Everything in the OP is 100% true.

P.S. I'm talking to her right now, on facebook.

 

[T.M. MacReady]

Oh man, so perfect for a thread about sexting.

 

[LiK]

it's a guy.

 

[MassiveAttack]

It's called texting bro. I adapt to whoever I am texting with. If someone wants to spell everything out I can do that to.

And like I could give a shit about a tag. Seriously guys, there are bigger things then NeoGAF. I don't make up any of my posts. It's not my fault this crazy girl that has the hots for me started texting me. But when it happened I automatically thought of NeoGAF. Why? Because it is something pretty funny that happened to me that I thought NeoGAF would care to hear and maybe even give me some good advice. Everything in the OP is 100% true.

P.S. I'm talking to her right now, on facebook.

No one gives a shit.

 

[jon bones]

OP can't be serious, can he? this is almost embarrassing

*looks at your tag* What'd you do to get yours? I didn't act ridiculous, I just asked a question that had been on my mind for awhile.

everyone was posting in this thread and i posted a picture of hanuman the monkey god hugging his boy krishna. everyone in that thread got a tag based on their posts in the thread.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

No one gives a shit.

I know.

Just trying to play the part. Because I am an ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!

Edit: Seriously guys it seems like you would pick up on my humor by now. I guess I fail at making jokes.

 

[evil ways]

Are they big enough to TF?

 

[Alfarif]

OP can't be serious, can he? this is almost embarrassing



everyone was posting in this thread and i posted a picture of hanuman the monkey god hugging his boy krishna. everyone in that thread got a tag based on their posts in the thread.

Oh... hm. Mine involved asking all of the girls on GAF if they would be creeped out if they saw their pictures on someone's desktop, a la, the hot girl threads.