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[Nostalgic Nightmare]

I'll take up your slack brah. My vein cane is gonna be so vascular it will look like a subway map.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

my first method of masturbating was rubbing it against my leg.

i was so young and innocent. ;_;

Same here. It took me years to figure out I was doing it wrong, but I had gotten into the habit so much I still do it.

 

[Plywood]

 

[Sub_Level]

I jack off like 4 times a day (certainly at least 2) and don't feel any negative effects. At worst I lay down on my bed and close my eyes for 10 minutes to rest.

Time to launch varies from 2 minutes to 90 (my longest) with the average at 6 I'd say. Whenever I get a sexual partner I guess I can tone it down but until then I'd like to know why is it seen as bad?

 

[goomba]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

Do you have a penis and balls ? You've never tried ? Wish gaf had a lie detector function.

 

[iirate]

Do you have a penis and balls ? You've never tried ? Wish gaf had a lie detector function.

Haha, that reminds me of when I first decided to try. I didn't even realize masturbation had to do with sex organs and was trying some pretty funny stuff to "get off".

 

[Sober]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

I can believe putting it off for years at a time, but never? I'm calling bullshit.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Did you guys know the grasp-with-palm technique on the first time you tried? I had to twirl it in the early years.

 

[esai]

The longest I ever went was like a year.

 

[terrdactycalsrock]

I think I'm going to try it. I've just become so counterproductive due to my pervish habits. I think I'm going to use the spare time to do something productive, like reading or working out.
Has anyone ever done this? Dropped masturbating? Is such a thing even possible?

Edit: HOLY SHIT IM NOT A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR

I've never understood that sentiment. A very good friend of mine tried to stop playing games because of that very same reason. My point is that you cant have one without the other. For example, I'm on winter break from school right now and setting around playing games or whatever isnt fun. Simply because you dont get that good feeling that comes along with accomplishing something.

I've also been in situations where I've had so much school work that I just didnt have the time to play a game or watch Netflix and that also sucks. Because even if you enjoy what your doing work is still work and its stressful

 

[MuddyDonut]

I have never masturbated. I tried but then I felt silly playing with my sword, no pudding came out.

Maybe I am being too gentle? Should I do it blind?

No, do it harder and make sure to go east to west, not north to south.

TRUST ME

 

[Sub_Level]

Did you guys know the grasp-with-palm technique on the first time you tried? I had to twirl it in the early years.

In 5th grade when I started I would rub it between my thumb and index finger. But 'twas a modest member at the time. Did you ever do reverse corkscrew? Point the head towards your head and cork it with the palm of your hand facing away from your body.

 

[DonMigs85]

I think excessive ejaculation can cause a zinc deficiency
Correct me if I'm wrong

 

[Zee-Row]

I almost quit after reading the story of the MMA fighter breaking his penis during sex.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

In 5th grade when I started I would rub it between my thumb and index finger. But 'twas a modest member at the time. Did you ever do reverse corkscrew? Point the head towards your head and cork it with the palm of your hand facing away from your body.

Sounds unique. My dick gets excited when I expose it to different feels and textures.

 

[Bluemongoose]

on the contrary, I wish I had started sooner.

 

[BlazinAm]

I think excessive ejaculation can cause a zinc deficiency
Correct me if I'm wrong

Quick research leads me to Ellen White teachings..... SDA stuff so it could be bull.

I almost quit after reading the story of the MMA fighter breaking his penis during sex.

I think there is more to this awkward story.

 

[DonMigs85]

I remember Drew Carey also fell and broke his penis on one episode of his show

 

[Zee-Row]

I remember Drew Carey also fell and broke his penis on one episode of his show

How does that happen if it's soft though?

 

[DonMigs85]

How does that happen if it's soft though?

He was about to have sex with his GF and stumbled before getting into bed.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Gaf will have to pick up your slack.

GO GAF, SHARE THE LOAD!

 

[RawkHawk2010]

I almost quit after reading the story of the MMA fighter breaking his penis during sex.

(OP, go for it.)

 

[Jacob]

Gaf will have to pick up your slack.

GO GAF, SHARE THE LOAD!

 

[Parallax]

I've woken up to see him having an affair with palma.

He's admitted to let his dick type. So its obviously gained sentience

 

[dmr87]

OPs first fap after his brake fails.

 

[BravesCountry]

I only do the deed occasionally while at school but when I'm home for the break, like now, I really pick up the habit more. Way too much free time on my hands.

 

[m3k]

i did 4 months last year

 

[Blood Diamonds]

God this thread is fucking awesome.

It's Christmas Break for me so err... yeah....

 

[SquiddyCracker]

They're just getting off on piety and self-denial instead. It's much kinkier than masturbating, really.

Amen brother.

 

[Devolution]

He's admitted to let his dick type. So its obviously gained sentience

Doesn't surprise me. I'll just call it Chrono Canine Jr.

 

[fanboi]

Ha!

Masturbation, poor mans sex

Spoiler

NEED TO HAVE SEX NOE NOWN ONWO

OP, not sure if you answered this, are you going to turn down sex aswell?

 

[Alrix]

I more or less just masturbated to this thread. Take that, OP.

Yeah I'm quitting masturbation too.

edit: wait nevermind

this is one of my favorite threads ever.

 

[Monocle]

Let's not get crazy now. Masturbation is perfectly healthy unless your own bad judgment or lack of restraint makes it a problem.

 

[Fry]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

 

[Watevaman]

If this is true, you must have wet dreams all the time.

I don't know if this is something that'd be more prominent if you never whacked it in the first place, but during the 7 month hiatus I mentioned on the first page, I never once had a wet dream.

 

[Psychotext]

I don't know if this is something that'd be more prominent if you never whacked it in the first place, but during the 7 month hiatus I mentioned on the first page, I never once had a wet dream.

Yeah, it never happened to me.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

Bull fucking shit.

Unless you are like a psychopath, then no harm no done.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Hey guys...take it from an old dude.. Your dick has a shelf life. Stop the chronic masturbating now, or you may end up with erection problems later.

no it doesn't.

 

[Fry]

Let's all quit for a month, GAF. What do you say?

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Let's all quit for a month, GAF. What do you say?

Piss off.

Just got some top shelf shit from Ariel Rebel.

 

[Phonomezer]

I'm finding it incredibly difficult to believe that some people ITT haven't had a wank before.

Piss off.

Just got some top shelf shit from Ariel Rebel.

I love when you can tell someone's from AusGAF~

 

[Fry]

Piss off.

Just got some top shelf shit from Ariel Rebel.

You're not gonna help me quit for a month if you're gonna give me names of hot girls like that. Geez.

 

[Psychotext]

Oh my. She'll do nicely.

 

[Berto]

Get a gf, you wont stop masturbating but the times you do it will decrease substantially.

 

[aj1467]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

 

[waypoetic]

Sure. I'll go a month. 3 days in already

 

[Broder Salsa]

Let's all quit for a month, GAF. What do you say?

You can't just quit things fry, YOU CAN'T.

 

[Fry]

You can't just quit things fry, YOU CAN'T.

 

[Insane Metal]

Let's all quit for a month, GAF. What do you say?

 

[Vastag]

Hey guys...take it from an old dude.. Your dick has a shelf life. Stop the chronic masturbating now, or you may end up with erection problems later.

Nah, thats like saying that you shouldn't do exercise because when you get old your muscles will be weak. The truth is, no matter what you do, when you get old everything goes flacid and wrinkled.