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Holy shit I'm not a chronic masturbator

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moggio

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bill0527 said:
Hey guys...take it from an old dude.. Your dick has a shelf life. Stop the chronic masturbating now, or you may end up with erection problems later.
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Surely if a dick has a shelf life that would mean you should masturbate MORE before it goes limp forever ;(

Also you're talking shit.
 
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fertygo

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moggio said:
Surely if a dick has a shelf life that would mean you should masturbate MORE before it goes limp forever ;(

Also you're talking shit.
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I used to think like that before have the problem because this shit.

Stop it while you can, or at the very least not overdoing it.. Maybe once in a one or two week its fine.
 
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Clay Davis

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bill0527 said:
Hey guys...take it from an old dude.. Your dick has a shelf life. Stop the chronic masturbating now, or you may end up with erection problems later.
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um, what? erectile dysfunction later in life has nothing to do with how much you masturbate earlier in life.
 
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Psychotext

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pappe said:
We will see who is satisfied when you climax when your woman only holds your hand.
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You can go way too far the other way. There are a number of gaffers who pretty much can't cum through sex (because of too much porn / masturbation). There was a big thread on it.
 
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malyce

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pappe said:
We will see who is satisfied when you climax when your woman only holds your hand.
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You're confused... me being able to do so doesn't mean I can't control it lol... I can last as long as I need to in round one... And even if I don't, my dick stays hard all the way throught to the end of the second round. Never had issues pleasing girls.
 
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RobertM

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I stopped once I met my girlfriend for close to a year now. I get what OP is going through. There were times when I had to study and my mind couldnt stay focused or clear, so I would go and remedy the situation by masturbating thinking that it would fix things. But I realized later that i was attributing the mental clarity to masturbation/ejeculation; it was just placebo effect. There were months when i would cut myself from looking at pictures or porn, and you know what? I felt great. I felt in control. Give or take two weeks after you cut yourself off from looking at things that wo:-uld get you excited, you'll feel like the weight has fallen of your sholders.
 
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EdibleExplosives

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Psychotext said:
You can go way too far the other way. There are a number of gaffers who pretty much can't cum through sex (because of too much porn / masturbation). There was a big thread on it.
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So that's why I have to watch pornstars jerk themselves off for 5 minutes prior to the facial.

If you have some sort of porn addiction then I'd see the point in quitting but otherwise I think self control is more important.
 
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ecurbj

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There was a thread that started this No Fap challenge or experiment. In fact Plwood started the original topic for it: http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=469839

Some members were doing it, including me. Even till this day I'm doing it. 45 days of no fapping.

But the thread was closed due to EviLore saying the following:

EviLore said:
The basis for this thread is not in any way a scientific conclusion and you guys are getting a bit scary about defending it at all costs.

Yes, if you're addicted to living in the basement masturbating to pornography all day and it's having a detrimental effect on your life then you should absolutely address it. But abstaining from sex and sexual imagery for 90 days to "detox" from the grand worldwide malady of pornography is bullshit and just torturing yourself and potentially leading to extreme behavior toward the end. Especially seeing guys with healthy normal sex lives considering it after buying into their brains being compromised just makes me facepalm every time I come in here.

Sure, experiment with changing your sex habits and see how you feel. If you feel better and more outgoing and assertive if you don't masturbate to porn as much, then absolutely let that inform your behavior going forward. Just keep in mind that this is all unsupported and anecdotal throughout before you commit to giving up normal biological processes that keep you mind and body from going Catholic Priest.
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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=38708046
 
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Izayoi

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Masturbating is so much fun. I don't think I could ever willingly abstain without some sort of strong incentive.
 
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Baconbitz

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goomba said:
Do you have a penis and balls ? You've never tried ? Wish gaf had a lie detector function.
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Sober said:
I can believe putting it off for years at a time, but never? I'm calling bullshit.
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ClassyPenguin said:
Bull fucking shit.

Unless you are like a psychopath, then no harm no done.
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aj1467 said:
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bud said:
how old are you?
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Fantastical said:
If this is true, you must have wet dreams all the time.
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I'm 25. Yes, I have had a few wet dreams. I just don't get anything outta looking at porn. I've looked a girls. I've even gone the other way. I'm not BSing either.
 
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EightBitNate

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Day 2: I'd say some of the loads off. I only want to do it when I'm thinking about it now, so I think there's process. I think I feel a little less shitty about myself today. Just a better mood.
 
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Seanspeed

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fertygo said:
I used to think like that before have the problem because this shit.

Stop it while you can, or at the very least not overdoing it.. Maybe once in a one or two week its fine.
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Pfffft, fuck that.

If/when you have a girlfriend, do you only have sex with them once or twice a week, too?

Sounds like you probably got some problem and are blaming it on something that it doesn't deserve to blamed on. Either that, or you actually had some weird problem with it that most people dont.

I tend to think people who refrain from jacking it and say they feel better are experiencing the placebo effect. I notice absolutely no difference whatsoever if I go a while without doing it nor does wanking make me feel bad in any way. Quite the opposite, really. Helps me get to sleep sometimes and everything.
 
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EdibleExplosives

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I feel like someone else should constantly masturbate for a month or so and post the results to see how different they are from OP's.

Seanspeed said:
Pfffft, fuck that.

If/when you have a girlfriend, do you only have sex with them once or twice a week, too?

Sounds like you probably got some problem and are blaming it on something that it doesn't deserve to blamed on. Either that, or you actually had some weird problem with it that most people dont.

I tend to think people who refrain from jacking it and say they feel better are experiencing the placebo effect. I notice absolutely no difference whatsoever if I go a while without doing it nor does wanking make me feel bad in any way. Quite the opposite, really. Helps me get to sleep sometimes and everything.
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Hey now, it works for him therefore everyone else should live their life the exact same way!
 
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Kafarabo

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Since october 14th 2010 ive kept a log of everytime i've masturbated. Including the start time, end time(when i cum), and the date.
Until this date I've jerked off about 150-160 times
 
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