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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

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Piccoro

Member
EightBitNate said:
Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people in the room?
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Actually, there was one time that I was watching adult stuff in my laptop, and my WIFE was sitting in front of me, but couldn't see my screen.
Or so I thought...
Later on, I remembered something. I have effin' glasses, and I think she saw the whole thing through the reflection on my glasses!
Every time she looked at me she smiled, and then had a awkward look in her face... She knew what I was doing, but never mentioned anything...
 
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FourMyle

Member
Piccoro said:
Actually, there was one time that I was watching adult stuff in my laptop, and my WIFE was sitting in front of me, but couldn't see my screen.
Or so I thought...
Later on, I remembered something. I have effin' glasses, and I think she saw the whole thing through the reflection on my glasses!
Every time she looked at me she smiled, and then had a awkward look in her face... She knew what I was doing, but never mentioned anything...
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loool
 
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rasberryjam

Member
Piccoro said:
Actually, there was one time that I was watching adult stuff in my laptop, and my WIFE was sitting in front of me, but couldn't see my screen.
Or so I thought...
Later on, I remembered something. I have effin' glasses, and I think she saw the whole thing through the reflection on my glasses!
Every time she looked at me she smiled, and then had a awkward look in her face... She knew what I was doing, but never mentioned anything...
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Did you guys share a last name before or after marriage?
 
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Deleted member 13876

Unconfirmed Member
EightBitNate said:
I'm under a blanket anyhow. If she glanced over at me, the only way she'd be able to tell I was watching porn is by the intense glaze in my eyes.

Dude I'm literally shaking
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Violently shaking under a blanket is probably your best bet to cover your tracks at this point.
 
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daveo42

Banned
I knew before entering that this would be about porn, but didn't that whole story is just messed up OP.

You could have at least gotten your own room man.
 
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SBH

Member
Stormtrooper said:
Is this going to morph into the OP having some sort of desires we should know about?
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Maybe he gets off from the possibility of getting caught. Doing something "wrong" with the constant tension from having to hide it. Same kind of thing as having sex outdoors where someone might see you. Or trying to keep quiet when having sex at your parents home. Many possibilities besides lust for the little sister.

Do you look porn and/or masturbate in other situations like this?
 
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braves01

Banned
OP is this the bed you were in?

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DarkLinkage

Member
OP I've done what you've done multiple times. Except it was my brother in the room. And I would also finish.

I haven't done this for a few years but I never really cared that he was sleeping in the same room as me. He probably suspected something but in all honestly it doesn't bother me.
 
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soepje

Member
Piccoro said:
Actually, there was one time that I was watching adult stuff in my laptop, and my WIFE was sitting in front of me, but couldn't see my screen.
Or so I thought...
Later on, I remembered something. I have effin' glasses, and I think she saw the whole thing through the reflection on my glasses!
Every time she looked at me she smiled, and then had a awkward look in her face... She knew what I was doing, but never mentioned anything...
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Lol, that's kinda cute haha
 
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LakeEarth

Member
With the headphones thing, I once was rocking hard metal that was coming through the speakers and the headphones at the same time at work. Someone in the lab grab my shoulder to get my attention.

On the porn front, when I lived with my parents I watched some on a movie channel (volume very low) and fell asleep. My mom woke me up. Luckily by that time the channel had switched back to showing regular stuff, but she could've easily put two and two together.
 
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Mistel

Banned
Philia said:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505136&highlight=

Well, if you ask. He obviously have a problem if he has to toe the line into getting aroused in the same room with his teenage sister. :\
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Maybe he just likes the forbidden fruit?

SBH said:
Maybe he gets off from the possibility of getting caught. Doing something "wrong" with the constant tension from having to hide it. Same kind of thing as having sex outdoors where someone might see you. Or trying to keep quiet when having sex at your parents home. Many possibilities besides lust for the little sister.
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That's an easily a valid explanation for OP's lack of foresight with his porn viewing habits.
 
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Dr. Feel Good

Banned
When I was home over Christmas I was jacking off in my old room during the day because I was really hungover and tired and beating off helps put me to sleep. I had my headphones In On my iPad and was deep into a porn. I was so tired from running off like 3 hours of sleep my spidey senses had to have been down. Right after I blow my load I notice my door is a forth open and had no idea that it had opened. I was 100% shut it before going into the room. I took out my earphones and could hear my Mom in the room next door doing laundry so it was no doubt her. The shitty part is she absolutely saw me close to or at mid coitus which makes it that much more embarrassing. I made it 25 years without getting caught and then BAM.

We haven't talked about it.
 
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SBH

Member
Dr. Feel Good said:
When I was home over Christmas I was jacking off in my old room during the day because I was really hungover and tired and beating off helps put me to sleep. I had my headphones In On my iPad and was deep into a porn. I was so tired from running off like 3 hours of sleep my spidey senses had to have been down. Right after I blow my load I notice my door is a forth open and had no idea that it had opened. I was 100% shut it before going into the room. I took out my earphones and could hear my Mom in the room next door doing laundry so it was no doubt her. The shitty part is she absolutely saw me close to or at mid coitus which makes it that much more embarrassing. I made it 25 years without getting caught and then BAM.

We haven't talked about it.
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That was not coitus as far I know it's meaning. For not getting caught in 25 years it's just what you think ;)
 
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SBH

Member
Charles Alan Ratliff said:
This is hot.

Also, I've never understood watching porn without the intention of masturbating.
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I always say I use porn, not watch it. I know people who do and I don't get it like I don't get lap dances. Making yourself horny for nothing, but people like different things. The OP had a plan to masturbate though.
 
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Mistel

Banned
Charles Alan Ratliff said:
Also, I've never understood watching porn without the intention of masturbating.
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Interested in exploring your sexuality would be a reason to watch porn without masturbating? You can find stuff that's a bit more niche, that might appeal to you if you don't have the ability to experience first hand.
 
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SBH

Member
Stormtrooper said:
Interested in exploring your sexuality would be a reason to watch porn without masturbating? You can find stuff that's a bit more niche, that might appeal to you if you don't have the ability to experience first hand.
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But when you find it you would masturbate anyway unless it's just exploring what you want to do with other people. That could happen I guess.

Between this and the 82 partners thread my mind is full of fuck.
 
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Saya Brea

Banned
What the hell? In your sisters room? YOUR SISTERS ROOM!?
She probably thinks you're the pervert king now.

Maybe you are. You wear that mask for some reason.
 
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Nephtis

Member
DarkLinkage said:
OP I've done what you've done multiple times. Except it was my brother in the room. And I would also finish.

I haven't done this for a few years but I never really cared that he was sleeping in the same room as me. He probably suspected something but in all honestly it doesn't bother me.
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:lol

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Deleted member 13876

Unconfirmed Member
EightBitNate said:
Ok, this was my mindset:

1. Man I'm really bored, maybe I'll watch some porn (and eventually get off)

2. But I don't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom

3. I know, I'll find the right video while I'm laying in bed, then get up to finish

Start watching a couple videos

4. HOLY SHIT MY HEADPHONES AREN'T PLUGGED IN
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This indicates it took a while before he caught on.
 
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Demon Ice

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
Interested in exploring your sexuality would be a reason to watch porn without masturbating? You can find stuff that's a bit more niche, that might appeal to you if you don't have the ability to experience first hand.
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But porn lets you experience everything first hand
 
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Mistel

Banned
SBH said:
But when you find it you would masturbate anyway unless it's just exploring what you want to do with other people. That could happen I guess.

Between this and the 82 partners thread my mind is full of fuck.
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I might be more because I just really like dirty stuff so it's fun to explore, I'm kinda interested in weird stuff.
Nils said:
This indicates it took a while before he caught on.
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I assume that his sister knows then...
 
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SBH

Member
Stormtrooper said:
I might be more because I just really like dirty stuff so it's fun to explore, I'm kinda interested in weird stuff.

I assume that his sister knows then...
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Oh, that reason also. I have explored the weird things people do once upon a time also.

I got someone to bring me food as I can't stop refreshing these threads. I think I'm getting the GAF-addiction.
 
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