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[Zeppeli]

I do. I watch live cams for the weird insights into freaky people's lives. And then I take pix and post them to the BritGAF whatsapp group, it's super fun.

not only do you do this but you just admitted to other human beings you do this

makes ya think don't it

 

[Broder Salsa]

I do. I watch live cams for the weird insights into freaky people's lives. And then I take pix and post them to the BritGAF whatsapp group, it's super fun.

Are you the guy that makes the cam girl melt down videos on efukt?

 

[marrec]

this is how you know it's a troll thread because nobody just watches porn like it's a TV show

He wasn't just checking out the latest episode of porn. Don't let OP fool you.

He was in full denial mode and the night would have ended in shame and regret regardless of his headphone situation.

Might want to invest in bluetooth headphones tho.

 

[Tehalemi]

 

[Tawney Bomb]

I've never tried watching porn recreationally.

You're a braver man than I to do it when someone is in the same room as you, your sister no less. I get nervous if anyone is even in the house when I'm trying to concenctrate on "adult entertainment".

 

[qizah]

I'm dying laughing at work. This thread...

 

[rpmurphy]

Get ready for life counseling.

 

[Pila]

One time I did the same mistake OP but I was alone in the room! Wtf. I'm sure my parents heard the porn.

Thanks folks, this topic was really golden.

 

[sixteen-bit]

lol, epic fail OP

 

[highoffcoffee496]

This is just like one of my Japanese animes!

 

[dan2026]

Just like my Japanese animes!

Edit: beaten lol.

 

[Nori Chan]

I bet you wanted to get caught you sick fuck

 

[Chuckl3s]

Can someone "a British person" this thread....

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Can someone "a British person" this thread....

Someone?

Only Lionel Mandrake can!

Where art thou scholar of men!

 

[javac]

Amateur mistake pal. You have to do the patented 'In ear out ear in ear out ear' routine before consuming the mechanical waves of pressure and displacement...or as you'd like to call it 'sound'.

 

[Laieon]

 

[Mistel]

This is just like one of my Japanese animes!

would OP's sister be E.E?

 

[impetuous_silly]

This thread has made my day.

 

[Philia]

Jesus, OP. You deserve what's coming at you for fucking THINKING its cool to FAP in the same room with your sister. For fuck sakes.

 

[Hi i'm Caleb]

Silly Onii Chan

 

[Jimnymebob]

would OP's sister be E.E?

OP'd rather his sister play Otacon's step mother by the looks of things.

 

[Shadybiz]

Gotta be at least 10 pages for Lionel to British person it up. Won't be long now!

 

[SBH]

Jesus, OP. You deserve what's coming at you for fucking THINKING its cool to FAP in the same room with your sister. For fuck sakes.

No he wasn't going to fap, just making himself horny in the same room. Then discreetly hiding his boner sneak in to the bathroom hoping his glazed eyes don't reveal his plan.

 

[Ultimadrago]

Okay, this got me.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

not only do you do this but you just admitted to other human beings you do this

makes ya think don't it

Shit, I show my wife the photos for lulz. Cams are awesome, people need to be less uptight about a grannie's vagina already

 

[Zeppeli]

Shit, I show my wife the photos for lulz. Cams are awesome, people need to be less uptight about a grannie's vagina already

there is nothing tight about grandma vaginas

 

[Philia]

No he wasn't going to fap, just making himself horny in the same room. Then discreetly hiding his boner sneak in to the bathroom hoping his glazed eyes don't reveal his plan.

So you're saying its okay for a guy to get aroused in the same room with a teenage sister?

 

[FourMyle]

fake

 

[Zeppeli]

So you're saying its okay for a guy to get aroused in the same room with a teenage sister?

i think he's making a funny, master splinter

 

[gAg CruSh3r]

Came here with very high expectations and came out pleased lol.

 

[Mistel]

OP'd rather his sister play Otacon's step mother by the looks of things.

That's a point, I would never watch porn in the same room as a family member.

 

[Nameless]

You were watching True Detectives, OP. This is your story.

 

[SBH]

So you're saying its okay for a guy to get aroused in the same room with a teenage sister?

No, just that it wasn't his plan to fap there. I would have skipped to the bathroom part.

What color is your sister's hair btw as in your picture it's violet OP? I need details to get a clearer picture in my head what was happening.

 

[Mistel]

No, just that it wasn't his plan to fap there. I would have skipped to the bathroom part.

What color is your sister's hair btw as in your picture it's violet OP? I need details to get a clearer picture in my head what was happening.

Just to improve that picture does the carpet match the drapes? As you seem to enjoy your sisters company during intimate moments.

 

[spindashing]

this must be the good end of sword art online

 

[Paskil]

After some serious soul searching, I have come to the conclusion that OT GAF is the best GAF.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

You were watching True Detectives, OP. This is your story.

Yep. Just bring it up at breakfast the next morning.

 

[javac]

onee~chan! What was those noises I heard last night? It sounded like those ladies felt happy. I..I want to feel like that too! Oh not there baka! That's my sensitive part.

That's how the animes go right?

 

[Zeppeli]

After some serious soul searching, I have come to the conclusion that OT GAF is the best GAF.

were the constant scat and incest threads not enough to tip you over the edge until now?

 

[spindashing]

onee~chan! What was those noises I heard last night? It sounded like those ladies felt happy. I..I want to feel like that too! Oh not there baka! That's my sensitive part.

That's how the animes go right?

Needs more plot

 

[FourMyle]

You are already caught.

rofl

 

[javac]

Needs more plot

*shakes head* "Nnnot like that baka! Wear this!"*hands op SpiderMan Mask*

 

[cyberheater]

No he wasn't going to fap, just making himself horny in the same room.

So just getting himself horny in the same room as his sleeping sister. Yes. That sounds so much better.

 

[rasberryjam]

Tell your family you caught her jerking it at night, before she rats you out. Who are they going to believe, some teenager or Spider-Man?

 

[OatmealMu]

Yooooo...

 

[Cetra]

Oh you're fine then.

The green bits aren't touching your sister.

LMFAO. Amazing.

 

[Alpende]

On page 5 and had to leave my shared living space for my bedroom to.laugh my ass off.

GAF special.

I was reading the whole thread at my internship, had to keep my laughs in. That was hard.

 

[-Deimos]

Your first problem is that you were watching porn while in the same room as your sister.

 

[shanshan310]

oh my god. I feel so bad for you OP.

It has not prevented me from laughing though.

 

[Kinyou]

Needs more plot

Oh I know what you mean