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[Krakn3Dfx]

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

tears out my eyes

 

[daveo42]

"Sorry if I was loud last night"

But you weren't being loud. It was the porn. Unless...

 

[terrisus]

I hope she kept it to herself.

She was thinking the same thing about you last night.

 

[EightBitNate]

But you weren't being loud. It was the porn. Unless...

You guys just love twisting my words, don't you

 

[daveo42]

You guys just love twisting my words, don't you

Just fucking with you man. Hope everything comes out end up ok.

Edit: Really, this should be a lesson in knowing the right time/place for such activities.

 

[Linkyn]

This comes to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPerv5PdKes

Terribly sorry if you don't understand the lyrics : / .

 

[Kaizer]

Jesus, lol.

 

[Sword Familiar]

Nate stop trolling and give us an update.

What'd your note say?

"Sorry if I was loud last night"

Did you get a response note?

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

yeah man, all those comedies on netflix with the women screaming FUCK ME HARDER I LOVE THAT COCK easy misunderstanding

Well, there was that one episode of Weeds.

 

[Zeppeli]

Still alone. Really anxious. I hope she kept it to herself.



"Sorry if I was loud last night"

Didn't even mention that it was porn. I think if I'm kinda open about it, she won't think it was porn or something.

I put it on the nightstand and it's not there anymore.

yeah man, all those comedies on netflix with the women screaming FUCK ME HARDER I LOVE THAT COCK easy misunderstanding

 

[doctorcdcs]

yeah man, all those comedies on netflix with the women screaming FUCK ME HARDER I LOVE THAT COCK easy misunderstanding

He could get away with it if he said it was HBO

 

[xxracerxx]

He could get away with it if he said it was HBO

More than one scene over 10 minutes...hardly. He watched more than one clip.

 

[javac]

Just say it was a porn parody and you were interested in the costumes and authenticity. Its canon.

 

[Zeppeli]

He could get away with it if he said it was HBO

he watches it for the articles

 

[Zee-Row]

I can't even watch porn with people in neighboring rooms much less the same room.

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

fuck fuck fuck this i cant

 

[doctorcdcs]

More than one scene over 10 minutes...hardly. He watched more than one clip.

in that case, HBO mixed in with Banshee should be enough as cover for his dirty dirty lies


Granted, I've only seen one episode of banshee, but it was enough for it to be on my watch list

 

[Demon Ice]

Oh my god lol

I'd really be careful about what you're trying to imply.

Did you just try to threaten somebody over a message board?

 

[Shiggie]

Dear GAWD lololol

 

[Jarate]

have you deleted your internet history in shame yet?

if you did you will eventually download it all again

 

[doctorcdcs]

Did you just try to threaten somebody over a message board?

uh no, I think he just meant that the poster should be careful, lest he banned from the boards.


Wow, that escalated and then some

 

[fierrotlepou]

Jesus christ, bravo man.

 

[Arkos]

No my old room has now been renovated and my parents put my bed in my sisters room. I had my own room growing up.

Okay. Would you consider trying it?

 

[Demon Ice]

uh no, I think he just meant that the poster should be careful, lest he banned from the boards.

Oh, ok.

 

[Carnby]

Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people in the room?

And like I said she would have no idea what I'm doing. It was a bad call but I didn't think too much of it

And yes, she's of age thank god.

No. I haven't.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

So was the morning after like the Folger's commercial?

always got that vibe from that comercial... he was so hittin that

HAHAHAHAHHA holly shit

 

[213372bu]

I came here to see why SmokyDave got banned.

No regrets.

 

[Riggs]

yeah man, all those comedies on netflix with the women screaming FUCK ME HARDER I LOVE THAT COCK easy misunderstanding

LOL

Katherine Heigel and those damn Rom coms

 

[Elija2]

I can't handle this thread.

 

[daveo42]

So was the morning after like the Folger's commercial?

I wonder if his sister likes cream in her coffee?

Spoiler

This thread is just gold

 

[StrikeFirst117]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #dead

 

[Freaky Fred]

Still alone. Really anxious. I hope she kept it to herself.

I know how you can relieve some of that anxiety

"Sorry if I was loud last night"

Didn't even mention that it was porn. I think if I'm kinda open about it, she won't think it was porn or something.

I put it on the nightstand and it's not there anymore.

good job, best thing you could've done besides plugging in your headphones in the first place.

and your hands were clean when you wrote the note right??

 

[ronito]

Drip some mayo on the note. Nothing says I'm sorry, like mayo

 

[Demon Ice]

I know how you can relieve some of that anxiety

Plus, now that nobody's home, OP doesn't even have to use headphones!

 

[vas_a_morir]

always got that vibe from that comercial... he was so hittin that

God, I hope you don't have a sister.

 

[Alebrije]

I do not know what cheap headphones brand do you use OP but I can tell the diference when a headphone is unpluged or not.

Hope you learned a lesson , watching por in someone's room is not of a gentleman.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

In brightest day...in my little sisters bedroom during the blackest night, no porn shall escape my headphones! Let those who hear my orgasms, beware of my power! Green Orgasms light! 

Lol

 

[CheezyMac88]

Amazing

 

[equippedwithtowel]

always got that vibe from that comercial... he was so hittin that

It is known.

 

[CreepingFear]

I'm paranoid about my headphones even when the door is closed and I'm in a room by myself. I'll wear headphones in the house when I'm alone for the fear that someone walking by the house will hear the porn.

 

[StormyTheRabbit]

Fuck headphones, I go all out. Listen one, listen all while I sing you the song of my pee-hole!

 

[Mistel]

I feel like a celebrity.

A very pervy one at that.. based on your ability to last:

Ive stayed up hours at night just doing.

I'm surprised you haven't realized, that you said your sister snores loudly and she wasn't as you where masturbating causally watching porn. It's safe to assume she does know...

 

[Ultimadrago]

Sonic Boom!

 

[Freaky Fred]

well one good thing about this is that OP's sister will no longer view him as a boy, but as a man

a creepy, somewhat sexually obsessed man who has no qualms about masturbating in his sister's room; but a man nonetheless.

 

[rocketskates]

OP's sister: "Whatcha watching tonight?? Can I watch too???"

 

[Pankratous]

I've watched it on the bus before.

 

[-Deimos]

OP just ask your sister if she knows what you were watching. It'll be hilarious.

 

[Dicer]

I came here to see why SmokyDave got banned.

No regrets.

What did I miss...

OT: Op you left a note.... why.jpg

 

[Demon Ice]

OP, don't forget to thank your sister for her hospitality.