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[MattyG]

Well I would sure hope not, because I'm not shaving this shit. The crack's too difficult to reach, and I've only heard bad things.

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And I'm not plucking it either.

I'm assuming we are talking about cheeks, like this.

Oh my. OH MY. If we're talking about cheeks, then I guess I'm safe. Jesus, is that a gorilla?

3 MINUTES T' SHAVE MINE

Bonerazor is readyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Toonami 99]

I totally would buzz it regularly. It honestly feels better when there's no hair down there. The last time i tried I was using fast hair removal cream. But I got really lazy.

 

[HarryKS]

I made the mistake of shaving my chest hair once, just to see.

Big Mistake. Be a man.

 

[Mimosa97]

I don't really care.

Of course I've been married for 15 years. Hair between the two of us is nothing. He's seen my insides during three c-sections I'm not going to bitch about a little hair.

Always thought you were a man lol

 

[kirby_fox]

My issue is that I have a hair anus. Try imagining the pain in removing it all.

I don't have to. Tried once. Never again...there's no good angle and I've not had a date in 2+ years so fuck it, there's no point.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Awesome thread. Im a proud member of assbeardGAF.

 

[pfkas]

My missus likes hair, which is handy cos I'm hairy AF and I aint got a hope in hell of trimming it at all - you'd need to dip my entire body in wax.

 

[Zeyphersan]

Awesome thread. Im a proud member of assbeardGAF.

I'll never be able to Rocket League with you the same way

 

[M.D]

Wait wait wait... No one actually shaves in or around their ass, right? We're all about talking trimming with a machine... Right?

 

[Rushersauce]

I would like to thank Hollywood's aversion to body hair for teaching men the right way to be.

WTF,? Is this sarcasm? Really?. Right way to be my HAIRY ASS. I bet you're no feminist.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I'll never be able to Rocket League with you the same way

Alright alright I'll trim it. A bit.

 

[Lazyslob]

i have a tuft of hair above my ass. that shit must be fowl to you ladies

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Less ass hair will probably save trees on account of the less TP being used.

On a side note, I couldnt imagine what life would be like to never have experienced a dingle-berry.

 

[Extollere]

But men are not expected to shave their legs...

That's true. Hence my comment to YesNOnoNOYes, Lord Master Supreme of Butts Most Slippery, that it would be far easier to say, than it would be to expect, that this gorilla body come free of the wild hair growth which tarnishes its otherwise beautiful aesthetics.

And for the record... I think societal beauty standards are totally unfair and kinda weird anyways.

 

[hunnies28]

Nope. I am a woman, have kids and everything. Nice to meet you! <3

Was not expecting this to be the thing I learned from this thread.

 

[Shuggananas]

It's way to annoying to take care of unless you pay for it and feel comfortable with somebody plucking your ass hair out

 

[AppleSeason]

All body hair turns me off, both in women in men.

 

[UberTag]

I like having a protective forest surrounding my poop chute.
Keeps critters, foreign objects and unwanted tongues from daring to venture inside.

 

[HarryKS]

All body hair turns me off, both in women in men.

Perhaps it's a mental illness.

 

[liliththepale]

Perhaps it's a mental illness.

Just because your name is Harry doesn't mean you have to be such a stan for hair.

 

[Lazyslob]

Just because your name is Harry doesn't mean you have to be such a stan for hair.

where are you from that people call others "stan"?

 

[True Savior]

Yeah, it's sub-optimal. Shave all your hair.

Do you understand the repercussions of what you are asking ?

 

[liliththepale]

Do you understand the repercussions of what you are asking ?

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I already have a partner who keeps up with my impossible standards.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

Fuzzy butts are life, fuzzy butts are love.

 

[HarryKS]

Just because your name is Harry doesn't mean you have to be such a stan for hair.

Are you American? Because Americans don't pronounce the name correctly. They can't seem to understand the importance of double consonants following a vowel.

Also, I didn't understand the Stan bit.

 

[Lazyslob]

well

i mean

welcome to the internet i hope you enjoy your stay

naw its not common to call people stan. maybe its a new fad or something

 

[Jenenser]

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I already have a partner who keeps up with my impossible standards.

whats her name? ^_^

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/jk ofc, good for you than, but cut him some slack once in a while, if hair grows back its like sandpaper in his cheeks if he has similar apegenes as me :S

 

[Shuggananas]

well

i mean

welcome to the internet i hope you enjoy your stay

gaf = internet

woah

 

[Rushersauce]

It's a pop thing. To Stan for something, I've gathered, is to be a fan for it.

No wonder it sounds so stupid.

 

[liliththepale]

Are you American? Because Americans don't pronounce the name correctly. They can't seem to understand the importance of double consonants following a vowel.

Also, I didn't understand the Stan bit.

Relax! I'm just teasing. But seriously, enough with the xenophobia and calling people mentally ill.

 

[Rushersauce]

Relax! I'm just teasing. But seriously, enough with the xenophobia and calling people mentally ill.

Or telling men how they should be.

 

[True Savior]

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I already have a partner who keeps up with my impossible standards.

No hair whatsoever ?
Damn.

 

[HarryKS]

Relax! I'm just teasing. But seriously, enough with the xenophobia and calling people mentally ill.

You're reading too much into it Yankee.

 

[FZZ]

It's a pop thing. To Stan for something, I've gathered, is to be a fan for it.

Technically it's a combination of stalking & being a fan. Originally from Eminem's song "Stan."

Basically everyone who still follows Supernatural can be considered a stan ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

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I'm still ready for season 11 tho

 

[LookAtMeGo]

"Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds, its like adrenaline, the pain is such sudden rush for me"
-Stan

 

[kinggroin]

As long as the hair is confined to the deepest parts of the asscrack, I have no issues with a woman having hair there. On the cheeks themselves is a bit much for me personally.

 

[liliththepale]

Or telling men how they should be.

Well, in my opinion, hairless is the right way, but I've said half a dozen times in this thread that it's okay if people hold other opinions.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

It's a pop thing. To Stan for something, I've gathered, is to be a fan for it.

Comes from the Eminem song Stan.

Edit: beaten like smooth butts

 

[Rushersauce]

Well, in my opinion, hairless is the right way, but I've said half a dozen times in this thread that it's okay if people hold other opinions.

Imagine if I say "that's how women should be". Wouldn't it be cool? No, I'd be banned.

 

[Shuggananas]

Well, in my opinion, hairless is the right way, but I've said half a dozen times in this thread that it's okay if people hold other opinions.

We grow hair for a reason
Or do you shave your pets because it looks better too ?
Hair has a purpose

this hairy shaming man

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

That's true. Hence my comment to YesNOnoNOYes, Lord Master Supreme of Butts Most Slippery, that it would be far easier to say, than it would be to expect, that this gorilla body come free of the wild hair growth which tarnishes its otherwise beautiful aesthetics.

And for the record... I think societal beauty standards are totally unfair and kinda weird anyways.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*v*

&#128525;

 

[The Lone Courier]

I'm suddenly reminded of that TIFU thread on reddit where that one guy accidentally sliced his brown starfish while shaving with a straight edge razor. *shudders*

 

[liliththepale]

Imagine if I said "that's how women should be". Would have been something cool? No, I'll be banned.

Well, that's a straw man if I've ever seen one. I'm sure there are plenty of contexts where saying that would be acceptable.

We grow hair for a reason
Or do you shave your pets because it looks better too ?
Hair has a purpose

this hairy shaming man

It's a thread asking our opinions, and I offered mine. If you didn't want to see opinions you don't agree with then you didn't have to enter the thread. The fault here is entirely yours.

 

[kinggroin]

I prefer fangirl, thanks very much!

All this time I thought you were a gay man. Funny that, perception.

 

[Rushersauce]

Well, that's a straw man if I've ever seen one. I'm sure there are plenty of contexts where saying that would be acceptable.

Ok, whatever you say.

That is three times in this thread! Lol

To be honest, I thought that too

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

That is three times in this thread! Lol

arent you benedict cumberbatch

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owner

though?

 

[Mimosa97]

Nope. I am a woman, have kids and everything. Nice to meet you! <3

So how does it feel to be part of the tiniest minority of a minority on Gaf ?

Nice to meet you too !

 

[kinggroin]

This thread is about being reintroduced to Fiction...


...who we thought we knew the truth about. Fiction.



Heh.

 

[SoundLad]

I have a hairy medium hairy bum and I wish I my genetics were different so I would be smooth back there.

Getting rid of it is not an option sadly, so there's nothing I can do. This is most likely what would happen if I did: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=20696598&postcount=121

 

[Wolfe]

Hairy asses can't be overlooked. That's why I also pluck my butt hair.

))

Prove it.