Do you mean the staff? Which cruise line lets their staff fuck the guests?Many of the single crew male and female will most likely have a std or 3...uk cruises you are more likely to catch herpes than any other cruise in the world...you poms are dirty fuckers
My sisters used to work as dancers on board a number of different cruise ships
and have some good tips
Always make sure you eat at the start of the designated meal times...if you come late you get microwave leftovers or what someone else did not eat off their plates
Never...Ever drink the water from the Taps..Showers..Fountains...Live off bottled water or coke
Many of the single crew male and female will most likely have a std or 3...uk cruises you are more likely to catch herpes than any other cruise in the world...you poms are dirty fuckers
some ships have casinos on them....dont go there....you will either lose your money or make some eager scammers aware that you have money to burn and they will follow you back to your room where they will either ransack your room when you leave or beat the shit out of you for your money....Mafia of various regions love ship cruises..the ships crew wont do shit as they could end up throat slit and overboard pretty quick
Some ships have areas where nobody goes...dont go exploring....also dont let your kids wander Pedos love ship cruises
Someone offers you cheap sim cards dont buy them...they are most likely stolen
Nothing is Free...if its free now it will cost you later
If your Gay you will love ship cruises
My sisters used to work as dancers on board a number of different cruise ships
and have some good tips
Always make sure you eat at the start of the designated meal times...if you come late you get microwave leftovers or what someone else did not eat off their plates
Never...Ever drink the water from the Taps..Showers..Fountains...Live off bottled water or coke
Many of the single crew male and female will most likely have a std or 3...uk cruises you are more likely to catch herpes than any other cruise in the world...you poms are dirty fuckers
some ships have casinos on them....dont go there....you will either lose your money or make some eager scammers aware that you have money to burn and they will follow you back to your room where they will either ransack your room when you leave or beat the shit out of you for your money....Mafia of various regions love ship cruises..the ships crew wont do shit as they could end up throat slit and overboard pretty quick
Some ships have areas where nobody goes...dont go exploring....also dont let your kids wander Pedos love ship cruises
Someone offers you cheap sim cards dont buy them...they are most likely stolen
Nothing is Free...if its free now it will cost you later
If your Gay you will love ship cruises
My sisters used to work as dancers on board a number of different cruise ships
and have some good tips
Always make sure you eat at the start of the designated meal times...if you come late you get microwave leftovers or what someone else did not eat off their plates
Never...Ever drink the water from the Taps..Showers..Fountains...Live off bottled water or coke
Many of the single crew male and female will most likely have a std or 3...uk cruises you are more likely to catch herpes than any other cruise in the world...you poms are dirty fuckers
some ships have casinos on them....dont go there....you will either lose your money or make some eager scammers aware that you have money to burn and they will follow you back to your room where they will either ransack your room when you leave or beat the shit out of you for your money....Mafia of various regions love ship cruises..the ships crew wont do shit as they could end up throat slit and overboard pretty quick
Some ships have areas where nobody goes...dont go exploring....also dont let your kids wander Pedos love ship cruises
Someone offers you cheap sim cards dont buy them...they are most likely stolen
Nothing is Free...if its free now it will cost you later
If your Gay you will love ship cruises
jesus christ i'm never going on a cruise now.
My sisters used to work as dancers on board a number of different cruise ships
and have some good tips
Always make sure you eat at the start of the designated meal times...if you come late you get microwave leftovers or what someone else did not eat off their plates
Never...Ever drink the water from the Taps..Showers..Fountains...Live off bottled water or coke
Many of the single crew male and female will most likely have a std or 3...uk cruises you are more likely to catch herpes than any other cruise in the world...you poms are dirty fuckers
some ships have casinos on them....dont go there....you will either lose your money or make some eager scammers aware that you have money to burn and they will follow you back to your room where they will either ransack your room when you leave or beat the shit out of you for your money....Mafia of various regions love ship cruises..the ships crew wont do shit as they could end up throat slit and overboard pretty quick
Some ships have areas where nobody goes...dont go exploring....also dont let your kids wander Pedos love ship cruises
Someone offers you cheap sim cards dont buy them...they are most likely stolen
Nothing is Free...if its free now it will cost you later
If your Gay you will love ship cruises
Come on, you're really listening to that advice?????
Maybe don't drink the water, but you really think Cruise ships are a hive for the mafia with 'Pedos' are waiting round every corner just waiting to snatch your kids!!!!!!!!
Surely the comment 'If your Gay you will love ship cruises' should ring alarm bells, what does that even mean?????
I second the "soda pass" on the first day, It seems expensive, but you will end up saving alot.
Forgot to add, at dinner you can order as little or as much as you want (appetizers are single servings, fyi). But you want three appetizers? You can have that. Two entrees? Sure, no problem.
They will also have assigned seating for dinner unless you have anytime dining. You may be seated with another couple. You can ask for a private table the first night and they may be able to accommodate you and set you up for the rest of the cruise.
Miami, FL ---- 4:00 PM
Explore this Port
2/24/2014 Fun Day At Sea ---- ----
2/25/2014 Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands 7:00 AM 4:00 PM
2/26/2014 Cozumel, Mexico 10:00 AM 6:00 PM
2/27/2014 Belize 8:00 AM 5:00 PM
2/28/2014 Mahogany Bay, Isla Roatan 8:00 AM 3:00 PM
3/1/2014 Fun Day At Sea
3/2/2014 Miami, FL
I wish, next time I hope that drink offer is valid!
Never...Ever drink the water from the Taps..Showers..Fountains...Live off bottled water or coke
Another thing is that most ships have specialty restaurants that you can use. Some have a very small charge (e.g, Johnny Rockets) or a larger charge (Portofino, Chips) like $20 that you can use instead of the main dining room.
*bunch of crazy shit*
If your Gay you will love ship cruises
Same with dessert but again, you should try to eat healthy and watch your calories. If you want to pig out, then be sure to incorporate 2 hours of intense workouts to make up for it.
Going on a carnival cruise! Excited yet nervous! Any expwricned ccruisers share experiences?
If you really need to have soda, then yes, I recommend this but I would stick with water for health reasons. You can also get milk/oj/lemonade/punch for free. At dinner, we would sometimes get a bottle of wine. Yes, it's expensive but you're on vacation. On some ships, you can bring 2 bottles of wine per room otherwise, off-shore alcohol is not allowed.
Same with dessert but again, you should try to eat healthy and watch your calories. If you want to pig out, then be sure to incorporate 2 hours of intense workouts to make up for it.
You can't even feel the waves on most cruise ships
I've only been on one cruise before (Carnival to Alaska), but I could definitely feel the boat rocking most of the time. Fortunately I didn't get seasick, but my wife didn't take the motion very well.
There's no harm in bringing along some motion sickness pills just to be safe.
Seriously, pack bottles of liquor in to individual boxes and wrap them up like presents. They won't open the presents prior to getting on the ship. Then you can give yourself the gifts and save a shit ton of money.
Just a heads up, Carnival recently rolled breakfast and lunch (sit down meals) into one calling it a Comedy Brunch. The reality is that it's a cost cutting measure so they don't have to have separate services for breakfast and lunch. The buffet of course is always an option but I found on Carnival that the MDR (Main Dining Room) service was far superior to the crowded buffet.
My personal rule of thumbs when Cruising:
1. Always get a balcony room. Not just for the breeze either (which is awesome). If the ship has an outbreak of Norovirus and you catch it, you will be quarantined to your cabin --- a nightmare if you are stuck in an interior.
2. Try to do at least a few sit down breakfasts and lunches.
3. Pick a port heavy itinerary (this rule is specific to Carnival -- compared to to other cruise lines Carnival felt like a big step down to me) I mean it's still great, just not as great as some of the other lines like Princess.
4. If you are going to use the casino, get the casino rewards card and use it. On Carnival once you've gambled a certain amount, drinks are free in the casino for the rest of the cruise. If you are a heavy gambler (and I mean HEAVY) you will sometimes get freebies like bottles of wine compliments of the casino, free "Specialty restaurant" meals (that normally cost money), and often you can get a Casino Rate on your next cruise which can save you hundreds of dollars.
5. Make sure you try the Melting Chocolate Cake
It's a Carnival trademark and it really is as amazing as they make it out to be.
6. Don't cut it too close when arriving back at the ship from shore excursions. The ship won't wait for you (unless you are on an excursions purchased through the ship).
7. You don't need to use the ship for your excursions. If you are like me and just want a great beach, most ports you can just grab a cab and get to a great beach/town/etc ... Excursions purchased through the cruise line are almost always exorbitantly overpriced ... often you can get the same excursion for half the price right in port.
8. Don't overpack. Carnival has a laundry room you can use.
9. Bring more money than you think you'll need. You WILL spend more than you budget for. Mainstream cruise lines are designed to suck money out of you.
10. If sailing down the eastern or western seaboard you will feel the waves. In the Caribbean however the water is much calmer.
Carnival Cruise? Bring a portable toilet, a flashlight, and write your Will before you set sail.
Haha I though the same on my last cruise, and We couldn't find an empty channel to talk on, almost everyone seems to have that 2 way radio idea, plus Staff has em